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Tom Gardiner

@thogar.bsky.social
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Reality is overrated. User #356,149. I've been here a while, I don't do much.

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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If anyone needs me, I'll be on the floor in a corner with a large fork and a small towel. Stay back.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than 6 times, with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Gene Wilder: What Hump? - Young Frankenstein
ALT: Gene Wilder: What Hump? - Young Frankenstein
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I feel this all the time
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
yep
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Underappreciated and misunderstood
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I was excited about the return of McDonald's fried apple pies until I read the nutrition label. This oughtta hold me for several months.
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dindin6.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
👀🤭😉
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The White House announced that Trump will attend the World Cup final which will ensure a historic double loss for both teams and all other attendees
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Anyone up for homemade fartwaffles? Open a window and grab a plate.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Some people are never satisfied
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. (I'm nowhere near positive, but it's a contender)
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THE BOO! GIRL @the-book-girl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
OH MY GODS I LOVE HIM!
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I think we can all relate
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Follow me for more exercise hacks
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"I think about you when I'm not even thinking." Beautiful.
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Hadel S. Ma'ayeh @hadelsm.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
😂👇😜
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Merge two movies: 12 Angry Men in Black
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Woke up, made biscuits, ate biscuits, took nap. Life is good.
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Angela Daniel @angelaspearls.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Angela Daniel @angelaspearls.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Y'all I have been waiting...holding my breath to be able to tell you this. I am working with some very talented people on a new project. I will be doing the art and have been asked to head the writing on the manuscript! This is a local Indie film@ @pfistermedia.bsky.social
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Please respect my decision
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Silly mermaid
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Same tbh
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Took me longer than I'd like to admit
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I believe "normal" is the word you're looking for
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It's not as funny when you know that "fruit" is a scientific term, while "vegetable" isn't.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I think we're all way too familiar with this
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Maybe it stands for "Exhibitionist Traveler" you don't know
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
#superheroproblems
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 17/04/2026
Marlene cooked with this one.

Language Matters
Why English is so hard to learn
Marlene Davis
YOU think English is easy? Check out the following.
1. The bandage
was wound around
the wound.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid in his hospital bed.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about who would row. 13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does (females) are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell
2. The farm was cultivated to produce down into a sewer line.
produce.
3. The dump was so full that the workers had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture shown at the store.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his tasty dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the pres- ent, he thought it was time to present the present to his girlfriend.
8.A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object which he showed me.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail around the mast.
18. Upon seeing the tear in her painting she shed a tear.
19.I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Heteronyms
These are brilliant. Homonyms or homographs are words of like spelling, but with more than one meaning and sound.
When pronounced differently, they are known as heteronyms.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I don't have a bird feeder. I'm staring down random squirrels.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
FWIW, I really have no idea WIW
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Alternate film endings
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
You might have to squint to see this one
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The power of punctuation
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
One of history's mysteries.
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
That's living history right there
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I knew something felt odd about Spring
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
#lifehack
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
New health plan seems sketchy
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Tom Gardiner @thogar.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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