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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looking across several countries, it's funny to watch governments do whatever it takes to combat lower birth rates except address the actual issues that would result in more people choosing not to have children.
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Done. How do we feel about looking like shit? Yea or nay?
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please draw Rincewind from Discworld. Gandalf. Merlin (literally any version). Dr. Strange. Zatanna. There are so many actually cool wizards and magicians one can draw.
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Men are from Mars and women are from venus. Not a lot of people know that, but they tell me it's true. I say, well, Venus isn't sending us their best.
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"...None that were ever proven in a court of law, no matter what the Tohsaka estate, Matou estate, and Royal British Historical Society say."
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just very good friends. They were roommates at college. Studying Sapphic Poetry.
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when I get annoyed over something small and decide not to post about it
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Instructions unclear. Pantyhose are now mandatory for all workers.
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A hreat honor, but I'm still holding out for a giant ball of twine in Minnesota
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I'm gonna reveal the TRUTH about the Mamdani." [Walks up to the podium, rips off shirt to reveal a second shirt with a smirking dog in sunglasses saying "What's the matter, snowflake? Genocide not WOKE enough for you?"]
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Mort
The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.
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FUYUMIKAN @fuyumikan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🍊2026.09.23 skebご依頼ありがとうございました!! Thank you for requesting skeb! ! #Skeb #commission
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hcnone | WISHLIST Endless Monday In Progress @hcnone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cirno Day
famous baka cirno touhou project, smugly saying "ignorance is bliss, actually"
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Gountro (comms open) @gountro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
repostin holos
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Betting "I will lose this bet" on Kalshi and crashing the server with a paradox
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know... morons.
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"I may have died in an idiotic war of choice as supplies were thrown away for no good reason and done irreparable damage to our country's standing in the world, but at least my solider ID tag doesn't have any pronouns on it." -A bunch of soldiers, probably
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/09/2026
[guy]: Why is being alive so expensive?
[guy]: I'm not even having a good time
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Begun, the vtuber/fast food chain wars have.
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I used to argue all the time, now I just block and move on or, if I'm feeling spicy, be deliberately obtuse and then turn off notifications. Then I go actually play a game instead if arguing.
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you ever get the urge to engage in gaming discourse online, just remember S.T.O.P. Stop Talk about literally anything else Organize your thoughts Please, for the love of god, for your own mental health, don't do it
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm a fan of the show Inside Job, that had it so that we DID go to the moon, but the astronauts started a sex colony on the moon, so we had to get Kubrik to fake it and hire actors to convince people that the astronauts came back.
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You might not like it, but this is what peak detective performance looks like. Also, you pribably do like it.
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Quick, build an inside-out asylum!
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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TH White on what to do when you're sad
From The Once and Future King, TH White explains that when you are sad you should learn something new
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nami @namioshiro.bsky.social
every marble in my brain dropped out of my skull last night as our saturday session dnd dm revealed that he's a zionist and that the entire campaign had been set up as an israel-palestine allegory from the start

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and that moreover he was pulling the plug on the campaign bc it was "too emotionally upsetting" to him that our entire party kept siding with and helping the palestine proxy
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I thought two ducks might be overkill
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Even among people who don't like AI, I've had to explain why LLMs can't really do any math and why when you ask it how many Rs are in the word strawberry it will confidently give you the wrong answer.
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Subaru Duck Dancing to Hey Ya
ALT: Subaru Duck Dancing to Hey Ya
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🌸Anime Themes🌸 @animethemes.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Anime: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind Style: Opening Track: Fighting Gold Artist: Coda Year: 2018 Studio: David Production #Anime #Animesky #AnimeThemes #AnimeOpenings #AnimeOP #JoJo'sBizarreAdventure #JoJo #JoJoPart5 #GoldenWind #JoJo'sBizarreAdventureGoldenWind
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There isn't. I cut off Netflix after they cancelled Inside Job even as it was hitting its stride. I just can't reward their terrible business model anymore.
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It is my favorite movie about the absurdity of human existence as filtered through the lens of a legal drama about a sentient coyote
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A curator of a sex toy museum?
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think the hosts have expressed regret over doing The Brute Man because a lot of the movie hung on the actor's real life disability. Which is a shame, because I love everything else about that episode, especially the cranky old shop owner. "'God is Dead?' GOOD!"
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
At least the series seems to have improved on this ground. Happy to say the recent game by IOI featured only consensual relationships. Not a high bar to clear, but it's progress!
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well, I pulled up some footage from the funeral ceremony and it seemed tasteful:
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Please Disperse - Nothing to See Here
ALT: Please Disperse - Nothing to See Here
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💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
mood
lain fixing a computer in her bedroom, captioned "im fine as long as im constantly distracted"
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yes, one of the greatest Second Bananas to ever push the button.
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hell, MST3K has the first of several movies coming to theaters this month. I doubt he can say anything similar.
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hell, I've seen Weird Al live, and he'll interrupt parts of Albuquerque to point out that several parts of the song haven't aged well and apologized for those lyrics (though to be fair, repeatedly interrupting the song and dragging it on is something of a running gag during live performances)
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is sentence that if you heard it before the film, you'd think it was a joke, but after seeing it, you know it is not.
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Mary Jane says no woman with a chest like yours should be able to swing and balance like that!" "Tell her they act like a pendulum and a gyroscope."
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Now I feel like I need a version of this with Spider-Man pointing at Petra Parker
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"So, hey, I can't help but notice your son goes to the same school as the daughter of the guy who fixes Tom Cruise's cousin's plumbing. Think you can use your connections to show him this screenplay?"
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 01/09/2026
Sony: Our consoles cost $900+ Me: Oof. That's rough, but everything is expensive. Sony: We're not making physical games anymore. Me: What? Why? Sony: Also, you don't own any digital copies of games you pay for. Me: Is there some kind of massive carbon monoxide leak at Sony HQ?
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Drug bangers, crime growers, murder farmers, loitering smugglers, theft dealers, etc.
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This Scientitian @thisscientitian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Okay, but how would this well-fed soldier fare against his nemesis, Inigo Montoya?
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