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John

@this-is-john.bsky.social
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I wanna make art but all I have is this electrical engineering degree. He/him

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Kath EVIL @kathebooks.com · 21/09/2025
My favorite places for media that aren’t terrible streaming services: 1. LIBRARY. Seriously, you have access to more stuff than you think through your library card. At my library, you can get DVDs and have access to streaming services like Hoopla and Kanopy. See what your library offers!
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Chanandler Bong @amyisverybusy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I think about this from time to time.
The Tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Package of dates from Saudi Arabia.

There's an informational warning on the back saying "Whoever has seven Ajwa Dates every morning he will not be harmed on that day by poison or magic."
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
No way could ChatGPT jerk off a bull to completion and then shoot it with a laser - @kathebooks.com
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Bea 🐝 @itsyourrdad.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
agriculture is the original sin
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Me at the 9am software team standup meeting.
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Fun how it's always "selfish" for cyclists to use roads if that might slow drivers somewhat but not selfish for drivers to make roads functionally unusable for cyclists.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Why yes, Mr Netanyahu. I TOTALLY agree with you. It IS really fucked up to strike a hospital.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The horn: $5k The fix: 5 cents
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maddie ☕ @maddieisntfunny.gay · 19/06/2025
i cant ruin my sleep schedule if i dont have one in the first place
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
It all started going downhill when we found out you could just plant grain and it'd grow.
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ACLU @aclu.org · 17/06/2025
BREAKING: A federal judge ruled all transgender and intersex people can obtain passports that align with their gender identity while the case against President Trump's executive order proceeds. While this is good news, we will continue fighting until this executive order is blocked permanently.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Just paid $60 to have someone tell me what Instagram tells me for free: I need to practice my scales 🙃
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This has got to be a sign that the wheels are really coming off
A picture of a snack bag of chocolate-covered peanut and corn clusters coated with tajin
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Love to work, hate to be an unwitting pawn of capital.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Looking for someone who pronounces "takis" with a short "i"
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I bet my life would be way different if I just practiced my scales as much as my high school saxophone teacher told me to
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Honestly all I wanna do is smoke half a joint and watch surfs up (2007)
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The Onion does not use AI in any way. Our newspaper is proudly made by actual living people. AI makes bad, boring shit, and people make art. Subscribe to us instead: membership.theonion.com
membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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Dan O'Dowd @realdanodowd.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
It's been nine years since Elon Musk said that Teslas could "drive autonomously with greater safety than a person, right now". In that time Waymo has delivered over 10 million paid driverless rides, Tesla has not delivered a single one.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Can someone explain why people will voluntarily line up get on a plane ahead of other people? I'm tryna be last in line.
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Dan O'Dowd @realdanodowd.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Watch this Tesla #FSD v13.2.9 fail to recognize a barrier, forcing the driver to disengage to avoid a crash. "The vehicle is not stopping at a horizontal gate which is exceptionally dangerous!" Elon Musk your defective software should be banned now. youtu.be/0zdzIeE37nc?...
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Tesla Homecoming: Testing FSD 13.2.9 in Cleveland, Ohio!
YouTube video by Dr. Know-it-all Knows it all
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Julien ✨ @okaysure.cool · 18/05/2025
ICYMI I play with Kelly Romo now
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
One shot at life and I had to get addicted to scrolling on my phone instead of something cool like heroin.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Babe don't go to school today it's autism inspection day.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Boys cum and go. Men ejaculate and evacuate.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I dont think id ever even heard of trans people until i was 21 or 22. When I was an undergrad at the university of Michigan, professors would leave old textbooks they wanted to get rid of outside their office, and students would grab them. That's how I ended up with this timeless gem.
Picture of "introduction to VLSI systems" by Carver mead and Lynn Conway. The cover has artwork showing the wires and transistors from a mid-70s CPU designed by one of Lynn Conway's college students.
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Kath EVIL @kathebooks.com · 15/04/2025
Today at work we decided on 2 sets of the 2 genders -swan -worm on a string -coffee -energy drink
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
God I wish Kurt vonnegut was like my great uncle or something.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
So president Trump is apparently an incredible golfer because he keeps winning these golf tourneys but I can't find official results about these things ANYWHERE. WHAT NUMBER DID HE SCORE????
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I like every single one of @kathebooks.com's posts not out of obligation but instead because, in fact, they're all bangers.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
It's important to have different piano sizes available.
A woman in a crop top sitting at a music production desk. She's intently bent over a very tiny piano. A larger piano sits on the desk in front of her, unused.

A still larger piano is to her left.
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Emily Liu @emilyliu.me · 17/03/2025
lol
Screenshot from Careless People: "Two days later, at a state dinner in the White House, Mark [Zuckerberg] gets another chance to speak with Xi. In Mandarin, he asks Xi if he'll do him the honor of naming his unborn child. Xi refuses."
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Guys did you know Chik Fil'a's full name is Chicken Fillet?
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Whenever Google serves up a terrible GenAI result, I make sure to tell it that it did a good job.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Omg babe make a wish
My Gmail inbox reading 11,111 unread messages.
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сма всередині koto @koto-talks.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
🇺🇲 for all Americans who are ashamed: instead of saying sorry, just donate 1$, 5$ or 10$ to Ukrainian Foundations. like, any trusted one. literally any. your words are important, but it doesn't make a direct impact. #UkrainianView #StandWithUkraine my strong suggestion: savelife.in.ua/en/
savelife.in.ua
Come Back Alive Foundation - Charity Organization
One of the top charity organizations who help the Ukraine Army since 2014. Donate via the website - 100% of proceeds go directly to Ukraine Army.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Guys help. I lied and said I knew COBOL and now I'm writing financial code for the US treasury. Get ready for a hot q3 budget.
A blue screen full of code using the term full_budget_q3. It obviously has nothing to do with finance.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The biblical "tree of the knowledge of good and evil" was agriculture. I'll fight u.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Who up getting they beam split
A picture of my hand holding a really tiny beamsplitter.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
@mkdit.to's response to finding 2 modelos in his fridge is only what I can describe as an erotic moan.
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Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
how far down the rabbithole the corporate erasure of trans-people goes: Clearly, Amazon Prime uses GPT for movie summaries,but someone has recently CHANGED THE GUIDELINES TO NEVER MENTION TRANSGENDER PLOTS OR CHARACTERS in summaries.The bank robbery was to pay for his lover's sex change operation.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Thinking that LLMs are intelligent is a lot like thinking that Shazam knows a lot about music.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Tired: "software engineers are cooked because AI is too useful" Wired: "software engineers are cooked because AI is useless but their employers bet multiple trillions of dollars on it not being useless"
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
What's that thing called where you wanna shut your eyes and then open them again and it's like 7 hours later
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
If any of you have had your passport seized for gender marker changes I can put you in touch with a lawyer willing to help
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