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@this-is-john.bsky.social
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I wanna make art but all I have is this electrical engineering degree. He/him

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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Package of dates from Saudi Arabia.

There's an informational warning on the back saying "Whoever has seven Ajwa Dates every morning he will not be harmed on that day by poison or magic."
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I had some last week. You're correct. Should smash.
Picture of vlasic corn puff pickle balls.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The horn: $5k The fix: 5 cents
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This has got to be a sign that the wheels are really coming off
A picture of a snack bag of chocolate-covered peanut and corn clusters coated with tajin
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Woah dude I fuckin love opera. You ever try this one? I've only read 10-15% of it but it doesn't have that tone afaict.
Photo of the book "A History of Opera" by Carolyn Abbate and Roger Parker
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I dont think id ever even heard of trans people until i was 21 or 22. When I was an undergrad at the university of Michigan, professors would leave old textbooks they wanted to get rid of outside their office, and students would grab them. That's how I ended up with this timeless gem.
Picture of "introduction to VLSI systems" by Carver mead and Lynn Conway. The cover has artwork showing the wires and transistors from a mid-70s CPU designed by one of Lynn Conway's college students.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
It's important to have different piano sizes available.
A woman in a crop top sitting at a music production desk. She's intently bent over a very tiny piano. A larger piano sits on the desk in front of her, unused.

A still larger piano is to her left.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Omg babe make a wish
My Gmail inbox reading 11,111 unread messages.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Guys help. I lied and said I knew COBOL and now I'm writing financial code for the US treasury. Get ready for a hot q3 budget.
A blue screen full of code using the term full_budget_q3. It obviously has nothing to do with finance.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Who up getting they beam split
A picture of my hand holding a really tiny beamsplitter.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Transcribed the first 25s of one of my favorite Charlie Parker solos today 🐦🐦 You can find the original solo here www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzkD...
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Tried @kathebooks.com's church. Strong recommend. Well, its a different church but I think it's, yknow, the same denomination.
A breakfast at a coffee shop. A book called "how to do nothing" is pretentiously flopped next to a roasted vegetable hummous bowl.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Tea? In a MUG? Complete slut behavior.
Passage from the book "Excellent Women" which reads

'I hope you don't mind tea in mugs,' she said, coming in with a try. 'I told you I was a slut.'
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
It watches.
A prototype high speed camera pointed at a subwoofer with a foam earplug taped to it. The picture is as weird as it sounds.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
OK ok. Hear me out.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Jazz is my life this is my music
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
"We have Dr. Eggman at home"
A picture of Elon musk that got him lookin like Dr Eggman from the sonic games.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Post you from a different era
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Me and who?
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Happy Halloween! I'm Jesus "The" Christ from the bible.
John wearing a loincloth and tied to a cross. He's looking up dolefully towards the ceiling.Closeup of previous picJohn fully clothed hanging from the crossCross w no John, but a wine-soaked sponge-on-a-stick
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Getting day-drunk with @baddydong.bsky.social, @kathebooks.com, and @okaysure.cool :)
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Mmm
Picture of food I made, a traditional lebanese potato dish and coconut pumpkin soup
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Healthy dinner Tonite 🥰🤤😋
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Me 30 minutes before I get 5150'd
Screenshot of a YouTube video with really elaborate diagrams describing the chord changes to Giant Steps, a famous song by John Coltrane.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
I think my fitted sheet is trying to fuck me?
Picture of a tag on my fitted sheet 

We've never spoken once, but the tag says "TOP OR BOTTOM"
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Needing to meander my traces always makes me feel like a big boy
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Ya boy in the money. Ask me how.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Is this slang for something?
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Moved this painting to my bedroom. Now Lou Reed can watch me while I fuck, which is what I think he would've wanted.
Artwork of problematic bisexual icon Lou Reed facing my bed at pillow level.

I've added some helpful arrows to show where he's looking.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
New vegan hotdog just dropped.
A cucumber in a slice of bread.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
What does it mean when your weighted rice purity score is lower than your age?
Screenshot of the weighted rice purity test. I scored a 28.5.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Are boys allowed to have girldinner too?
A spoon stuck into an open jar of peanut butter.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Search drinks in your camera roll? Well I look like a dirty rat, but at least we were having fun.
Me and my friend Megan sitting in her car drinking smoothies.

I'm wearing a facial expression that makes it look like I learned how to smile from a free online course.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Thanks YouTube ads, for giving me something to wonder about about myself 🥰🥰🥰 I'm so grateful that google has made a few pennies of ad revenue in exchange for the low low price of beaming thoughts about my mental state into my head 🎉🥳
Screenshot of a YouTube advert for a bipolar medication. Guess youtube knows something about me that I don't 😳😳
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Paper bag that says "powered by eat ass"
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
POWERED BY EAT G R A S S
Photo of a fast food bag from a vegan restaurant. Looks like it says "powered by eat grass"
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Just hung up my new wall Art (yesitsapunpleaselaugh)
Photo of a freshly hung piece of art depicting jazz musician Art Blakey playing drums.

The style of the artwork isnt photorealistic at all and is mostly large simple blocks of color.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
You know it's about to be a good day when the CLRS comes out 😌
Cover of the infamous "'intro' to algorithms" textbook by Cormen, Leiserson, Rivest, and Stein.
The word "introduction" does a lot of heavy lifting in the title.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
This is where I post from
An old fashioned CRT TV with static on the screen. The words "quiet your mind" have been painted on the front.

A cute lil potted plant sits on top of the TV.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Same here but damn I look tiiiirreeddd
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
For sale: baby shoes, never worn
Screenshot of a GitHub repo with only a single commit containing a license, readme, and git ignore.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Can someone read my fortune off of these?
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
Do u wanna kiss under the rainbow buttplug art prints 🥴😳
6 prints of buttplugs hung vertically on a wall. The flared base of each one is a different color of the rainbow.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
If any of my fellow perpetually-confused bisexuals need a hand, y'all can borrow this off me.
A travel map featuring two ripped men on the front wearing swimming trunks.
The map? It just says GAY.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
The duality of man.
Selfie from a terrible angle. I look like a thumb. Or maybe a penis with the foreskin pushed back.Bathroom mirror selfie at a good angle. Hair has volume and my cheekbones look like they could cut glass.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Felt cute might delete later
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
How it started || how it's going
A mirror selfie where I'm wearing a black jean jacket, a spice girls shirt, a zebra print bucket hat, and bisexual colored glasses. I'm not wearing any pants but you can't tell.

I'm subtly smiling in this picture.Same outfit but it's after a 4 hour gig and I'm no longer smiling. My mouth hurts. I feel extremely disheveled.
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John @this-is-john.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
Not what I was expecting but Ill take it.
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