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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn

@thiefmother.bsky.social
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resident herb guy, actual witch, not a celestial being, freak in the spreadsheets, probably writing a poem

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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Told my therapist that making sure I’m staying actively connected to my friends is this weeks act of resistance. Being disabled in a time where all I wanna do is get on the streets to protest and protect my community has been wearing on me. What acts of resistance are yall taking?
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spirit and the garden said to offer Equinox readings at a 22% discount. That’s $17 and change for a reading Lmk
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey folks, long time no see. I’m back and offering tarot for tips! If you’re needing guidance, encouragement, or are just curious— feel free to reply and I’ll shoot you a message
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Sharks, today I’m asking for an extra day for homework and another extra day for laundry.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/01/2026
this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities
We are open: please wait for us to unlock the door. Thank you for your understanding
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Sharks, today I’m asking for an extra day for homework and another extra day for laundry.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
ICE abducted a man in minneapolis on january 6. by january 14, he was dead in a concentration camp in texas. victor manuel diaz was 36 years old. they say he did it to himself. ICE murdered him.
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Man arrested by ICE in Minneapolis dies while under federal agency's custody in Texas
A 36-year-old man who was arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Minneapolis died while under the custody of federal law enforcement in Texas on Wednesday, according to the agency.
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Told my therapist that making sure I’m staying actively connected to my friends is this weeks act of resistance. Being disabled in a time where all I wanna do is get on the streets to protest and protect my community has been wearing on me. What acts of resistance are yall taking?
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elle is not ok [📌’d 👀] @scretladyspider.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
don’t scroll. 🚨I need $390 for heat, water, internet, food & medical supplies. if I can’t pay water & gas by 1/26 it gets shut off. I have $1.60 to my name. 🌈queer nb disabled ace. unable to work due to disability, no benefits. pls SHARE. even $1 helps. ty. #HelpFolksLive2026 #HelpSky #MARequest
A screenshot of a bank account showing a balance of one dollar and sixty cents.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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ICE slipping on ice
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
thank you to everyone who has chipped in. This sick single mama can breathe a little easier . At the moment I’m still about $350 short for bills. I’m open to shipping tea or pulling cards ❤️ if you already donated and want that, lmk❤️
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Boosting again, because unemployment is asking for a medical release to work and I can’t see my pcp til July🫠 Any support(including sharing) would be so helpful rn. If you donate, I can shoot you a dm to see if any of the inventory I have can do you some good.
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Just a reminder that I have a 🌶️acct Shoot me a dm if you want the l!nk😘
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This isn’t a drill! I’m announcing some amazing Come Back King things over on my patreon. Go check it out😘 www.patreon.com/posts/128328...
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Can I get prayers, candles, vibes today? Seeing a specialist and it’s nerve wracking.
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Happy the craft day to all who celebrate. I love you weirdos.
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a group of young women are standing next to each other .
ALT: a group of young women are standing next to each other .
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
This is so upsetting to boost again, but that final disability payment never came through. Applying for unemployment & looking for remote gigs just in case that doesn’t go through. Any help (including sharing) would mean the world. Happy to read tarot or send tea in exchange for any donations
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I’ve added all of the drawings I finished today to my shop, in two different galleries because not everything fits in one. Please have a look, share this etc. www.chloecumming.com/monoprintdra... www.chloecumming.com
Three inky cones, with also watercolour, with buildings behindA puffin and a dove with green behind, going different waysVan Gogh on blue and blue and feeling blue Puffin and dove sort and blue and with sensitive lines
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 28/04/2025
it would mean the world to me if you could help. a couple bucks or even a share makes a big difference ❤️
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Update: my DISABILITY pay can’t extend & the self-employment assistance hinges upon my unemployment status. I have a meeting with my prior boss. But we need help. happy to pay you back in tea or tarot. + if anyone knows of copywriting or marketing gigs, lmk. Venmo @/pdxpestle Please RT and share XX
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 28/04/2025
this need has become even more URGENT. if you have the ability to chip in and help rhea it would truly mean the world to me. i know there is a lot of need all over right now but i'm hoping we can stitch together some real support to get rhea through this time.
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Do yall think the pope died because we all got super high on Easter?
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
@batsyhead.bsky.social
Cartoon by Batsyhead

A line drawing of an orange cat on a yellow post-it the cats arms are up and folded over. Text reads MY TUMMY HURTS AND I AM UPSET WITH
EVERYONE.
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
The bar is in hell and they serve riffs on old classics
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 literally any 🕯 good news 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Cortland Coffey @cortland.me · 14/04/2025
in response to current events, i’m writing some emails to my elected officials
IBM keyboard but it only has the letter keys that spell “fuck you”, an enter key, and a spacebar.
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Hey folks, I know everyone is having a rough time rn. But my disability pay is about to run out and the doctors still don’t know the cause of my seizures. I’m applying for unemployment, but if anyone has anything to share in the meantime, that would be so helpful to me and mine. V3nmo: @/pdxpestle
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Again begging people to TW their posts that mention r*pe
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I love the honeymoon phase. This man just said he loves how I have daytime jammies and night time jammies.
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate
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a man and two women are dancing on a beach in front of a blue sky .
ALT: a man and two women are dancing on a beach in front of a blue sky .
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It’s so funny when people play the victim loudly and I have receipts.
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
What if it was “nipple” and diming. Instead of “nickel” and diming.
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I think when God made okra, she was thinking about me specifically
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
There’s nothing the sparks more joy than blocking a worship leader on tiktok
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
God really went off when he created potatoes
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The grief of being chronically ill is over your potential, your past, whether other people think you’re faking it, doctors not listening to you, how expensive pills are & why you don’t like your old favourite food anymore. And it literally never stops.
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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 04/03/2025
You can't spell fascist without cis.
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It’s so hard to stage a comeback when your body is screaming for you to stop
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
GWRM is a hard earn privilege, actually
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Everybody is so touched by this anglerfish coming to see the light and I’m over here like “actually you are deeply misunderstanding the sensorium of deep sea creatures and that girl was blinded way before she got to the surface.”
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
POV: I light your first cigarette
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Rhea “god I don’t even remember that joke ” Robyn @thiefmother.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Reminder that I have a 🌶️ acct // lmk if you still need the link
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Charles Moss - Commissions are Open @mossanimation.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Everyone keeps saying we need more Luigis. But what if we had modern day Robin Hoods?
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a cartoon of a squirrel with the words oo de lally below him
ALT: a cartoon of a squirrel with the words oo de lally below him
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Keegan 🎃sinski @keeganosinski.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Apparently I've used 80% of my Gmail inbox storage I can't imagine why (I have never deleted an email in my life there's shit in there from 2013)
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John B. Graeber @jbgraeber.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Today's Planet: Jupiter. Imaged by the Hubble Space Telescope. #thedailyplanet
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