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@thezer0hero.bsky.social
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Plotting, scheming, etc. Once punched a dolphin in the face 32, dating my roommate(whoops), Free Luigi, vegetarian rugby enthusiast

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/05/2026
DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women
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DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women
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Googleman @googleman81.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/30/o...
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Opinion | What the Meat Industry Doesn’t Want You to Know
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
We won’t EVER forgive or forget 💙🙏🕯️
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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
on this day 105 years ago in 1921 the Tulsa Race Massacre began when white supremacists destroyed Tulsa's Greenwood district. This group of citizens destroyed 35 blocks of "Black Wall Street", killed 300, and left 10,000 Black citizens homeless.
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Why does that picture look exactly like the purposefully bad Photoshop The Onion uses
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 07/04/2026
please ESPN stop asking Stephen A for his thoughts on women’s basketball
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/03/2026
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Venezuela the best in baseball!!
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
One black man became president and half the country decided it would rather burn the world to the ground than even conceive of letting that happen again
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 16/03/2026
“No to war and Free Palestine.” — Javier Bardem while presenting at the #Oscars .
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
He doesn't because he just has heard that before in movies and thinks it sounds badass and he is a fucking stupid embarrassment
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
If Michael B Jordan had lost to timothee fucking chalamet I would have started burning things #oscars
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
He faked an assassination attempt, he started a war to distract from him being a child rapist. What makes you think he won't make a false flag attack on Americans to try and save himself further.
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🦋 kris🌻⋆⋆⋆ @eviebauer727.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
We’re all brainwashed to some degree. We’re just numb to the bullshit. We completely let it go that this crazy person faked his assassination attempt. Everyone knows it.
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I'm sorry that my mental illness is inconvenient to you. It's also inconvenient to me, but I am trying so hard to not be a burden to you and hide it. I'll apologize again and forever about a thing I have no control over
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Iva 🐛 @ivathehuman.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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Ellieween Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 02/03/2026
Pokémon Pokopia style title saying "put stuff up your butt"
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eek @pokestarwind.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
“Do not obey in advance” but in pokopia font
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Dee Chan @deechan17.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The Declaration of Independence says that we not only have the right but we also have the duty to alter or abolish any government that does not secure our unalienable rights, including life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. www.learnliberty.org/blog/the-dec...
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The Declaration of Independence says we have the right to overthrow the government
The right to overthrow a government remains an important principle to uphold, as it serves as a check on government power. It is a reminder that governments ...
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PjLarks⚜️💙💛♊️ @gemini-iam2.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Trump is such a liar. Everything is opposite of what he says. This is what happens when you elect a felon, as a president. Who is also a racist rapist murderer and oh yeah, I can’t forget thief………..
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Former Middle East adviser at the US Department of Defense, Jasmine El-Gamal, has it exactly right.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/03/2026
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...
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Steve Postman 🇨🇦 @steve1970peng.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Eisenhower
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I hate how accurate this tweet is.
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Shawna Gawreluck @shawnagawreluck.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
My chief frustration in politics at all levels has always been the overwhelming apathy of the privileged The people who sit back & ignore the fray because they know that any & all outcomes will not affect them The is the state of the US Congress Their apathy will be their undoing And yours
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 01/03/2026
He’s gone from raping school girls to murdering them.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.
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Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
America needs regime change.
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Abolish ICE is the bare minimum we can accept Courts have ruled 4,400 times that ICE jailed people illegally. It hasn’t stopped. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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Courts have ruled 4,400 times that ICE jailed people illegally. It hasn’t stopped.
Hundreds of judges around the country have ruled more than 4,400 times since October that President Donald Trump’s administration is detaining immigrants unlawfully, a Reuters review of court records ...
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I think I just have an internal bias against sports that are judged instead of measured. A race is measured, a dance is judged. A snowboarding trick competition is judged, a hockey game is measured. #olympics #milano_cortina_2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
@jesseduquette.bsky.social 🔥🔥🔥
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Patriots are in no universe scoring 21 points today, that's game #superbowl #patriots
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Seattle Seahawks defense is the only one that showed up to play today, oh and Jason Myers #Superbowl
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Vrabel should play poker because he is impossible to read. He constantly looks like a bear being forced to solve an algebra problem #superbowl #nfl
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/02/2026
Olympics Postponed After Torchbearer Gets Held Up At Deli Counter
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Deploying the military on U.S. soil as law enforcement against Americans was on page 555 of Project 2025. So don’t say “I didn’t vote for this,” because you did. This isn’t a response. This was always their plan.
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Leia BlueSkywalker @blueskye2025.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Greta has been kidnapped Not arrested Kidnapped 💔
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
My dad, who has lived under a dictatorship, knows one when he sees one. His first text this morning is that we are now officially in a dictatorship. It is all pretty grim.
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
George Costanza swings on a pole in New York City signing and laughing while proclaiming, "It's June! June! June!"The Philadelphia Flyers mascot, Gritty, a giant orange monster with googly eyes, skates past holding a pride flag attached to a hockey stick.
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
This filter makes it look like a shot in 300 that Zach Snyder decided to recast
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The arrest of our Milwaukee judge for doing her job is a declaration of war against the constitution and anyone who believes in it
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Welp had my first Blue Prince themed dream last night which involved me plugging rooms into the outer courtyard in an attempt to summon the people that might work in that room to tell me what the fuck to do next. You got me Tonda Ros
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Militia founder wrongly identified as ICE agent in viral window-smashing video | Arizona Mirror
ICE denies Lewis Arthur ICE agent false claims connecting the Arizona militia leader to a viral arrest video, as evidence shows he was in Oklahoma
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Dung beetles on that grind 24/7
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thezer0hero.bsky.social @thezer0hero.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I had booberry pancakes for breakfast and one of my teeth fell out
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