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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
41 years old and he leaves camp in a tantrum because the manager wants to play someone ahead of him who actually produces. Utter loser behavior. #soccersky
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Captain Kix
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like watching DaVinci paint, Shakespeare write, and Mozart compose
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ctrl-Alt-Delete this franchise.
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The war to distract from the other war to distract from the pedophilia
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Punishment will be -10 points Everton
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“He makes me so angry I just wanna dump a septic tank on his head” - Dave Matthews
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jaxson Dart and Donald Trump
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Designed by Charlie Kelly #IASIP
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
at the toyota dealership asking them to bring out the trucks ISIS has with the guns on the back
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Album of the day #metalsky Artist: Nile Album: Those Whom the Gods Detest Genre: Technical death metal From: South Carolina I think this is their best album. Annihilation of the Wicked is awesome, but the songs here feel more cohesive than that record.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chiefs have a dude named Tranquill and I really hope he’s the chillest guy on the team
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jaxon Smith-Njigba is incredible. Mathematical route running, hands as sticky as molasses, glides like a gazelle across the field. He’s making Drew Locke look like Drew Brees.
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’d say Trinidad Chambliss is your early Heisman leader. Dude is 8/8 on 3rd down with 2 TDs. #cfb
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ole Miss mean business tonight
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mark Sanchez
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sun Tzu level tactics from West Ham hooligans here. Game is absolutely back. #soccersky
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
LMAO game’s back
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not a serious government. The workers at Banana Republic could govern this banana republic better than the clowns we currently have.
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We have no government. Just a demented old pedophile signing executive orders.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sam Alito and Clarence Thomas would vote themselves into slavery if their republicans handlers told them to do so. Cartoonish levels of corruption.
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Braindead turnovers Defensive disasterclass How bout them Cowboys? #NFLsky #haiku
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Holy shit it’s like he took a power up potion right before the kickoff
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The puffy helmets they introduced are comical. Chris Olave looks like a video game character.
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This idiot played right into their hands. Classic centrist trying to scrape votes from the people who hate him move. The response to this is “trans kids in sports is a non-issue. Stop bullying the literal 15 children nationwide this affects and start caring about the things that matter.”
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
LOL Drake Maye is an idiot. Hate watch successful.
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Album of the day #metalsky Artist: Sigh Album: Goh-Ka Genre: avant garde metal
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Album of the day #metalsky Artist: Sigh Album: Imaginary Sonicscape Genre: Avant garde metal
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The new Gorod record is very strong. Some of their best work yet. #metalsky
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mastodon record has some influences from all their eras. Couple of songs that sludge-era Mastodon fans would like. Not their best, but definitely not their worst either. #metalsky
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
On the docket today: Mastodon Miscreance Gorod #metalsky
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.
Drone Metal Orthodox Priest Guitarist Responds to Fascism, Homophobia Accusations
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“Mind your own goddamn business” is the solution to 99% of Republican complaints
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“Professor, what really started World War III?” Professor:
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Muse are such a great live band. 25 years and still put on a hell of a show.
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hellripper and Xoth touring together. Sign me the fuck up. #metalsky
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social • 26d
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no offense but i'm not doing homework for this fuckass movie. Imfao
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Album of the day #metalsky Artist: Castle Rat Album: The Bestiary Genre: doom metal
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Guy running the simulation has to be cackling at this point
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Bold move criticizing a dead man
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Huxley and Orwell are in the spiritual plane wildly cheering on their books like they’re at a racetrack. Whose ideas are going to win? Will society crumble under fascism and surveillance? Or will society crumble through pleasure and dumbification? It’s going to be a photo finish!
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Bear @theycallmebear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Album of the day #metalsky Artist: Ulcerate Album: Cutting the Throat of God Genre: dissonant death metal Been trying for two years to “get” this and today it finally clicked.
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 12/08/2026
He looks like that Ronaldo statue.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Top panel is tiny planet Mercury in relation to the HUGE Sun.
Bottom panel is a similar image, a tiny "close ad" button in relation to the fingertip labeled "my finger" which fills nearly the entire panel.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/08/2026
Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’
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Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/08/2026
Brad Pitt Drops Last Name In Solidarity With Family
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Brad Pitt Drops Last Name In Solidarity With Family
LOS ANGELES—In an effort to support his children as they attempted to distance themselves from their difficult upbringing, actor Brad Pitt announced on Monday that he was dropping his surname in solid...
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