June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 04/10/2026your dog is so cute!! how many polygons is it? 56711
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 03/10/2026the closest I can get is that I got my boobs done on april fool's day 1170
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 03/10/2026It's hard to fathom the degree to which this would have ruined the film 151
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 03/10/2026well she's probably going to frame you for it 110
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 03/10/2026great news: the most beautiful woman you've ever seen is in your house bad news: she's covered in your dad's blood great news: you're still pretty sure you have a chance with her 5443
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 03/10/2026they shot footage where she comes to meet him in angkor wat and I think the choice not to use that ending is one of the most important decisions in the whole film 150
Reposted by June MartinAster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026New story! A man gets an assignment to save a lake and uncovers a secret. Also, there's a fish-twink. smokeandmold.net/issue-14-fal... 2327
Reposted by June MartinOh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gabby Williams: "What up George Lucas? That's pretty cool!" 123738
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 03/10/2026the ballet sequence near the end was staggeringly beautiful, I think about it all the time 130
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 02/10/2026hey girl, you seem like you don't exist as a full person. like someone watered down your soul when you were born. anyway do you like having sex in the back seat of a honda civic? 046789
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 02/10/2026yeah but with enough people on the chore wheel you're only cleaning a toilet once every seven years 0110
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 02/10/2026here's how to fixing housing in SF. no one has ever tried this. we build one really big house that everyone can be roommates in 4351
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 02/10/2026he might rap about the death of charlie kirk from the perspective of venom 1330
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 02/10/2026are you in love with the stuntman or are you in love with his stunts 3183
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 02/10/2026FINALLY I can have a conversation about Edgar Allen Poe with Humbert Humbert 070
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 02/10/2026he went on five dates with a guy who only identified himself as Brainmaster and got out of it nothing but a comprehensive and incorrect understanding of quantum mechanics 1121
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 02/10/2026remember everyone, it's Sex Friday. ten percent of the sex you have today is donated to charity 1261
Reposted by June MartinCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 02/10/2026these pieces will be on display (and for sale) tonight, I’ll also be selling a (very limited) number of prints! come out, say hi! 5-8pm in the Castro! 27417
Reposted by June MartinSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it. 363183361
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 02/10/2026unfortunately now she has more time to go on podcasts 280
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 02/10/2026I don't love this for the Valkyries' chances to get to the finals but it is the moral result 1121
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 02/10/2026hey I heard the way that you have sex has revolutionary potential. we need you to do it more so capitalism will fail 310322
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 02/10/2026cara what if the chart from the l word was an app. what if it was web 3.0. what if the polycule was on the blockchain 180
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 02/10/2026unfortunately my left breast will not be in this one 160
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 02/10/2026it's so weird when a older married couple has a joint fetlife account with a name like JackAndCarolFisting 3260
Reposted by June Martinhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 357208005005
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 01/10/2026sorry babe, I just don't know if you can be trusted with the sex gun unsupervised 2180
Reposted by June MartinMission Local @missionlocal.org · 01/10/2026Manny Yekutiel is dropping out of the District 8 supervisor race after facing additional sexual assault allegations. missionlocal.org/2026/10/san-...missionlocal.orgManny Yekutiel drops out of District 8 supervisor race after sexual assault allegationsMost of Manny Yekutiel's endorsers pulled their support after two new people accused him of sexual assault. 43112
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 01/10/2026have you heard? people have been saying that Lord Big is actually small as hell. like 5'2". I never would've given him a third of my crops if I'd known 0100
Reposted by June MartinThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I. 621748355
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 01/10/2026the city has two mayors. one rules the city by day, the other by night. the day mayor is elected, but the night mayor is chosen in the dark 0230
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 01/10/2026sorry but all of those vampires you're posting are dracula. he can change shapes 2381
Reposted by June MartinOakland Review of Books @oaklandreviewofbooks.org · 30/09/2026You may have noticed that while the vibes in San Francisco are fucked beyond all belief, Oakland is still good and chill. We dispatched @redford.bsky.social to make sense of it. www.oaklandreviewofbooks.org/the-great-vi...oaklandreviewofbooks.orgThe great vibes divergenceWhy does San Francisco feel so weird during this tech boom while Oakland is more or less still Oakland? 121761
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 30/09/2026that's the opposite of what the genre is supposed to achieve 050
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 30/09/2026elevated snuff films are on their way out, cozy snuff films are going to be the next hot thing. people want low-conflict murders they can watch without stressing out too much 424384
Reposted by June MartinStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below. 17885846
Reposted by June MartinBritt H Young @britthyoung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can finally, finally announce that I'm having a baby in late summer 2028. 0161
June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 30/09/2026the thing to know about her is that she is little 1260
