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TheWorclown

@theworclown.bsky.social
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Gamer, aspiring writer, WoW/FF14 roleplayer, occasional dungeon master, lover of puns and bad wordplay.

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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dylan Faden is a wonderful example of writing a developmentally stunted adult. Maturity has clearly happened, but it's not through any real education or social standard. It is simply through the vagaries of time. Every writer should look at Dylan to understand how to properly write this trope.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can’t stress enough how Onimusha is likely my GOTY for this year. God its combat is so good, and how it weaves its mechanics as impact points of diegetic storytelling is stellar.
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Phil H @frimpys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel the only true way to get me interested in even touching WoW Forever is to have its own unique transmog be shared to Retail if earned. It’s got cool looks to stuff. I really don’t want some shiny new high-res Vanilla models to be kept behind a glass window.
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I THINK THE BEST WAY TO THINK OF WOW: FOREVER IS LIKE SORRY BUT THIS AN AMERICAN COMICS REFERENCE LIKE MARVEL ULTIMATE OR DC ABSOLUTE ITS OWN CANON. AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH JUST BECAUSE YOU MEET SKYBORNE THERE DOESNT MEAN THEY EXIST IN MODERN. I’D ASSUME ALL LORE IS GAME SPECIFIC.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
God I missed MST3K. The Sting of Death was an absolutely perfect stinker to riff on.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also Blizzard, it's real cool you've allowed jetpacks to be bought to fly in your houses to place things more effectively, but maybe do something about the whole "jetpacks don't vanish when you go in first person" deal.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Blizzcon news stuff I'm getting caught up on: HotS getting revived made me moister than an oyster. Love that game and love how accessible it is for the genre. Blizzard embracing their more grim aspects in Starcraft is delicious. Hopefully it's not an extraction shooter.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don’t even really mind much that Sony let Kojima and PHYSINT off the leash for going over budget and missing deadlines. It’s actually the most understandable thing. I love Kojima’s work, but he’s a perfectionist auteur whose biggest influences have Stanley Kubrick among them. It’s how he is.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Great Witch of Cedarhold - Gator Days
The Great Witch of Cedarhold - Gator Days

Characters

Polly - Opossum - Olivia's older teenage sister.

Gustopher - Alligator - Olivia's friend.

Olivia - Opossum - Polly's little sister.

Ms. Mercow - Manatee - An older neighbor

Panel 1

Polly is standing by a fence and is telling Gustopher and Olivia a story. The top of a head can barely be seen behind the fence.

Polly: CAREFUL! The Great Witch of Cedarhold lives here!

Panel 2

Polly makes a frightening face.

Polly: A kid broke her shed window so she turned him into a worm. Then she turned his parents into birds. And then-

Panel 3

Before Polly can finish, the person behind the fence has made herself known. She looks over the top of the fence.

Ms. Mercow: Oh my...

Gustopher: THE WITCH!

Olivia: RUN!

Panel 4

Polly suddenly feels embarrassed about making up such a scary story and apologizes.

Polly: I'm sorry, Ms. Mercow.

Ms. Mercow: I always wanted to be a witch. Tell them I'll take their bones if they hurt my hydrangeas.
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My guiding moonlight...
Kirby and the Moonlight Greatsword
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also it’s crazy to me that Sony apparently just has a Phil Spencer in it as well who needs to go. What the hell.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The best part about Metroid Ravenous isn’t “local woman fucking refusing to die and starve.” The best part is that we once again get to see David Jaffe melt down over basic fundamental game design.
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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“That direct sucked there weren’t any new games” you guys are greedy as hell man we’re getting Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, Persona, Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, Kirby, Xenoblade, Metroid, God of War, and probably a bunch others I forgot about next year there are WAY too many games coming out in 2027
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bluesky, collectively, on Samus in Metroid Ravenous: “I like the kind of woman who will just fucking kill me.”
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Laur Bagley @laur-rants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
R A V E N O U S
illsutration by laur-rants, 2026. stylized render of Samus Aran from Metroid Ravenous, where she is in a cave, her form silhouetted against a brighter background. In her right hand, which usually is encased in an arm cannon, is now brightly lit with green, flame-like energy. Her pose is hunched, the light of her suit a bright red, and it appears as if she is about to pounce on an unsuspecting victim.
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JoCat is not fast @jocat.net · 09/09/2026
Samus viciously choking/absorbing something while staring angrily through her cracked helmet is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life
Screenshot of the scene described from the newest metroid ravenous trailer
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OPEN WORLD KIRBO
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
METROOOOOOOOOID AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Zelda? Dropping in on MY switch 2? Around MY birthday? Thanks Shiggy. I knew you were the best.
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🎃Cookie 🎮 Ace Attorney @arcanalegacy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
THIS ARTWORK IS EVERYTHING. Aaaaaa One of the most gorgeous pieces to represent the FF7 saga Square Enix has ever made 💙
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Blizzard, I YEARN for a Hallway option in housing with door slots along the sides of it, rather than having it be dedicated to an interstitial path from one room to the next.
A truly appalling state of affairs where one cannot have bedrooms off to the side, and must choose different options for the housing style they want.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Be strong enough to be gentle. Thanks, Prime.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He was not *a* butler, but he was *the* butler. See ya around, Tim. Your irreverency in anything you did gave me a lot of life and shaped my humor. Even if you were a fucking scary clown as well.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
See ya 'round. Ms. Parton. The world's darker with you gone, but you left us a lot of light to be in.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The only real thing I’ll have to say about Zul’jan’s fate in 12.1 is simple. Doing my level best to avoid the absolutely scorchingly vitriolic discourse here, of course. In short, Zul’jan was the first pretty well written character we’ve had in all of Midnight’s cast of milquetoast blandness. 1/?🧵
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jesus Christ some of y’all WoW players need to just uninstall if you’re this unhappy.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me waking up to look at the WoW patch discourse like:
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
For once, I feel weirdly vindicated on paying attention in Shadowlands, because there's a pretty clear process for loa to emerge *as* loa. Just because Ula'tek is a loa in all but name doesn't mean she's a loa. She's a lucid nightmare of a dreaming Worldsoul; something that shouldn't be but is.
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Our Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
50 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 15/08/2026
since kingdom hearts is in the news, have a classic doodle
Kingdom Hearts doodle
Maleficent: You see that? He replaced you with an angry duck.
Riku: what the heck, dude…
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JL - commissions open @belowmsl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My pc froze after I saved this and posted it to the group chat. I don't think Malacrass likes it...
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
First successful High Card run I’ve had! That round 1 Burnt Joker pull was amazing.
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Natasha Joseph @tashjoeza.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Me buying a fresh, warm loaf of bread 40 minutes ago: I'm going to lovingly, carefully make such great sandwiches for lunch! Me, five minutes ago: *standing in kitchen tearing into the loaf with my bare hands, stuffing huge hunks of it into my mouth, zero condiments or toppings in sight*
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coma @doomedsarcoma.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
no wonder you can't sleep
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AOC: Millennials are not punk kids anymore. We're grown adults with mortgages and kids, and that generation is starting to be decisive at the polls. And there is anger at being ignored, having our economic futures mortgaged by the generations that came before us and we're taking the reins
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Very proud of Kansas tonight. The GOP and Kris Kobach can keep trying to shove this shit down our throats and we'll keep on telling them to fuck off.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The time is nigh for the Charles Dickens Cinematic Universe.
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Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I suppose after some thought, I don’t mind the idea of Disney making money off of their IPs with “live action” versions of their catalogue. It’s fine. As much as my own desire exists to see them return to hand drawn animation. I get the idea of leaving money on the table without the LA versions.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Being Me - Gator Days
Being Me - Gator Days

Characters

Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable boy who loves making friends. August's son.

Transcript

Panel 1

Gustopher is on the sidewalk in his neighborhood and thinking about the future. As he walks by the fenced in houses, he contemplates the type of person that he might grow up to be.

Gustopher (Narrating): I wonder what type of person I'll become.

Panel 2

A possible future version of Gustopher is shown walking through a park with the city in the background. He has his hands in his coat pockets and briskly walking towards his destination. The sky is growing yellow has the sun begins to set.

Gustopher (Narrating): Rich? Cool? Happy? Famous?

Panel 3

Another possible future version of Gustopher is shown. This one is much older and has put a few pounds. He's walking a black dog with green eyes that looks similar to one of the present day Gustopher's cats. A tree and a house are silhouettes against the setting sun that's making the sky a brilliant orange that's fading into a dark blue.

Gustopher (Narrating): Will I have lots of friends?

Panel 4

A present day younger Gustopher is looking up at the night sky. It's filled with stars and nearby trees are only shadows in the darkness. The world seems so vast at the moment.

Gustopher (Narrating): Will I remember being me?
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham dying this year or really anytime soon was NOT on my bingo card, but it is a welcomed addition.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 09/07/2026
This is Oreo. He will eventually eat the blueberry. But first he must establish dominance over it. 12/10 (TT: oreominibernedoodle)
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
There's two realities going on with Microsoft at the moment. One is that they don't know what they're doing or the industry they're in for gaming and are killing devs in ignorance. The other is that they know EXACTLY what they are doing and what has to happen in order for Xbox Gaming to survive.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I remain firmly convinced that 12.1's fate for Zul'jan was always intended, and the writers accidentally stumbled upon a very nuanced character in 12.0. It feels very classic Blizzard miscommunication between staff. Like how Garrosh had one shining moment of greatness in Stonetalon back in Cata.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
#WoW and a thread: there's no real way to write this without sounding extremely combative and negative, and I apologize in advance. 🧵1/??
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Still needing to get home for these thoughts but man, Blizzard finding new and exciting ways to make the Haranir even more dumb is enthralling.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Man I have WoW thoughts that require more than just a phone to write out. To say I'm disappointed would be an understatement.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Phil Spencer did such immeasurable harm to the industry as a whole, and I feel not enough people are acknowledging that so much of the lifeblood of these studios are on his hands. I’m sure every single one of these firings can be traced back to him and his unchecked spending spree of acquisitions.
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TheWorclown @theworclown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This is kind of exactly how I feel waking up to all the gaming news and life news happening after the first good sleep I’ve had in months.
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