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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 38m

Tell you what, I'll watch that Crystal Lake TV show, but only if they work JASON GOES TO HELL and JASON X into the mythology as canon.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 57m

I just rewatched THE LAST BOY SCOUT for the first time in years and it's kind of prescient how the evil plot is a professional football owner colluding with shitty redneck politicians who abuse and sexually assault women to legalize sports gambling. It didn't take a crystal ball to see this... 1/2

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 5h

Probably the reveal of Mina as a vampire in the 1979 version of DRACULA.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 5h

"Citations are pending against the driver." Citation to me means a ticket. A ticket to me means that they are at fault. Why aren't they being arrested for vehicular homicide?

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 5h

Every time someone finds out I'm a vegetarian, all I hear about is how I need to be getting an ungodly amount of protein on a daily basis and there's just no way to do that without eating an entire cow.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 9h

Sunday afternoon reading at the lake is a great way to recharge. I’m gonna miss living this close to the beach.

Blue sky above. The darker blue of Lake Michigan in the middle with gentle waves. Light brown sand at the bottom.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve started refusing to avoid people when they are walking and staring at their phone. I’ve had four people just walk straight into me in the last two days. And they always give me the look like it’s my fault.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

PRIMETIME is full of great performances, a few good to great scenes, and uses its hideous aesthetic to full advantage. But it's got only one point to make and hammers that point over and over with increasingly dark comedy as it marches to its bleak punchline. That doesn't make it bad. It's... 1/?

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 13h

Vulture Cinematrix No. 922: Oct 4, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2689 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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Cinematrix No. 922: October 4, 2026

Can you name an Oscar-nominated Elia or Zoe Kazan movie?

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Vulture Cinematrix No. 921: Oct 3, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2671 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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Cinematrix No. 921: October 3, 2026

Can you name a Dakota Fanning movie released between 1990 and 2010?

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And blocked an account trying to claim that Ayn Rand was trying to warn us about Tr*mp and his ilk in Atlas Shrugged. I don’t have the patience to put up with that kind of stupidity.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just blocked some account that claims to be a Canadian woman supposedly supporting Democrats running in the midterms because she was creating just super shitty AI posters/ads for them. Please don't share this slop.

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Jon Abrams @jonabrams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

NEAR DARK, starring the late great Bill Paxton, Jenette Goldstein, Lance Henriksen, Jenny Wright, Adrian Pasdar, and Joshua John Miller, was released on this date in stone-cold-classic-vampire history! One of the best vampire movies ever. 🚚🦇🔥 dailygrindhouse.com/dark-1987/

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Vulture Cinematrix No. 920: Oct 2, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2678 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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Cinematrix No. 920: October 2, 2026

Can you name a Dakota Johnson movie based on a book or play?

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Holy shit, they accepted it. This might actually be happening. I'm about to be very poor.

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Neon Splatter @neonsplatter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

UFOctober: NOPE (2022) @odstspartan.bsky.social on how writer/director Jordan Peele’s UFO film reflects many truths—including the horrors of climate anxiety. www.neonsplatter.com/daily-beasts...

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Celebrating the same way I do every time these come back all clear. #FuckCancer

A 3/4 empty bottle of Malört with it's distinctive yellow and red label next to a glass with a shot plus a little of the pale yellow stuff.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Put in an offer on another condo. Let’s see if this goes any better than the last one.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Six month scan and labs all clear. Officially two years cancer free.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sorry, the new Crypt Keeper looks like crap. And not in a good way.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And there it is. Anyone who paid any kind of attention to the Cubs the last month saw this coming. I just clung to the "anything can happen" in the postseason mantra in the completely absurd chance of a crosstown World Series. Okay, go Sox.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There's something that diminishes the music, the light show, and the video board graphics when a dominant closer enters the game and he has to stop to let the umpire inspect his glove, hands, and hat with the attitude of a doctor checking your junk for lumps.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Alright, Cubs. Let’s get this over with. Sigh.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Vulture Cinematrix No. 918: Sep 30, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2691 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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Cinematrix No. 918: September 30, 2026

Can you name a Frances McDormand movie with a title that begins with F-N?

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404 Media @404media.co · 30/09/2026

"Do you watch the news? Do you listen to the radio? Do you read anything about what's going on in the world?” one of the judges asked the lawyer, who submitted false testimony and witnesses after using ChatGPT.

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Lawyer Cites ChatGPT-Invented Fake Witnesses in Murder Appeal

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I had no idea that could be a side effect of doing too much cocaine.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You know what? I'm not feeling great about the Cubs chances in this game.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Vulture Cinematrix No. 917: Sep 29, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2689 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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Cinematrix No. 917: September 29, 2026

Can you name a Whoopi Goldberg movie released between 1985 and 2005?

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cubs pitching gives up three home runs in four innings. So much for the postseason being different from the regular season.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Got home from work, turned on the Cubs-Padres just in time to see Machado double in Tatis in the bottom of the third. Sigh.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Have to work until 9:00. Someone please keep me up to date on the Sox game.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I swore I'd never see another Iñárritu movie after BIRDMAN and nothing I've seen or heard about DIGGER is changing my mind.

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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fuck it, get Case Keenum on a flight to San Diego and put him in the Cubs bullpen.

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Welp, let's see how badly the Bears are getting beaten running Case Keenum of all people out there at QB...

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Vulture Cinematrix No. 916: Sep 28, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2670 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

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Cinematrix No. 916: September 28, 2026

Can you name a Robert Pattinson movie with a one- or two-word title?

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Matt Wedge @thewedgeserpent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

DEAD MAN'S WIRE is a fascinating throwback in a couple of ways. Strap in for bit of a thread. I'm not sure that it counts as the kind of throwback to gritty '70s throwbacks that some people are claiming. In a way it is in that it's a crime flick with no real good or bad guy. Just desperate... 1/?

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