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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 9h

Being an adult means I can stand on my calf stretcher board and eat a peach Outshine bar and NONE of you bitches can tell me a single thing about it.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 9h

Okay, I get why people were joking that she looks like Katya

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 9h

So… I didn’t notice that my bank texts changed their format ever so slightly enough for the ledger tool in my expense tracker to break. And it’s been broken since July? LMAOOOOO WHOOPS! Okay I guess I have to write some Regex tonight

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 10h

God this timeline cannot get any weirder.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 10h

Since I’m very out of my routine I don’t really feel up to doing much besides a good bit of cardio (because the last thing I’m trying to do is injure myself again) BUT I think it was pretty good all things considered.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 11h

I’m at a facility to exercise for the first time in six weeks please clap

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 14h

My condolences to the hospital

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It’s almost always a chorus of “Peoples’ gender presentation is none of your business” (which I agree with) until a nonbinary person cuts off their long hair. Then it becomes political fodder for queer people who don’t know when to shut their mouths (which I do not agree with).

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your résumé? Product Manager: It’s probably unexpected résumé behavior can you file a Jira?

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Hating Jeffree Star is not homophobic, it is a matter of queer obligation and solidarity.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Does anyone else with ADHD have a real bitch of a time with mail? It’s a joke, I hate it, it’s always full of reminders of the things I’m not doing because I keep forgetting, etc.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The brain chemistry is doing well after a week of socializing 😭👏🏻

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Unfortunately, him pushing back against being campy IS camp.

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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

When you give a short Scorpio tequila.

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taber @kvetch.gay · 11/10/2026

I'm prepared to say this as many times as it takes: - decompilers extremely predate LLMs: - decompiling a thing extremely doesn't provide you with what you need to recompile it; and - yes, copyright, patent law all cover everything these people breathlessly suggest is novel, because it's not novel

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

And he’s a paraplegic. They’re livestreaming a guy in a wheelchair getting murdered at gunpoint at the hands of the state and they genuinely think the optics are good.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Short little moment where I’m pissed at how my choral conducting teacher wrote a question on our midterm that LITERALLY just said “Describe breathing.” She marked points off because I used the term “Viscera” and she didn’t know what it meant. Then she told me that my answer wasn’t in-depth enough.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

So I was right, I’m basically taking my current job and moving to a different department so I can do it AND keep real boundaries about what I will and won’t do. And let me tell you: Werk

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coach smitty @cwsmitty74.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“you got that hit mail piece on Talarico?” “sure thing, boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked” “what?”

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The Uber is a very comfortable and enjoyable temperature 😩👏🏻

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Okay okay I have to showers, pack, and eat breakfast before 9 lmao

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Live broadcasting a public execution a month before an election seems unwise, but what do I know as someone who is alive and already hates them?

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Everyone in my department at work has been getting pulled into meetings with their managers for the last three days of in-office time, but I was the lucky one of two who has an ominous call with senior management staff in a completely different department. So that's cool!

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Gonna eat this and shit right up my back to my hairline

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It is insane and scary that Americans have elected people to Congress who either: A) Don’t know how Congress works. B) Pretend that they don’t know how Congress works.

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dewbert @dewbert.social · 08/10/2026

THEGA MIALA

AI slop promoting the Miss Adams Morgan pageant. The "image" features a red carpet down granite with spectators lining the sides, standing behind hedges for some reason. Above the steps are the words

"THE GA
MIA LA"

Which I guess is supposed to read as "THE MIA GALA" but really looks like "THEGA MIALA"

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Lip balms suck and moisturizer will help you not need lip balm. It doesn't need to be formulated specifically for lips either: Your moisturizer is made to work with skin, and the thing on your lips that's damaged when they get dry is... Skin.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Don't forget that you can keep your lips from getting super dry and awful into the fall and winter months by just putting your moisturizer on your mouth. And if it has hyaluronic acid in it, even better.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This guy has the craziest opinions about people and how they present to the world while looking genuinely ugly as hell.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Paid $4 for a 20 oz. soda I love New York City.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They should invent a public transit system that is easy to use when you have luggage with you.

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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Needle nose pliers is NUTS

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Did anyone else see the clip of the twink f*sting himself on the empty subway car at the Lorimer L station or have I just had a really long day?

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Packing for a work trip is so fun like I have a jockstrap and a douche packed next to my work computer.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Nah I’m just tired of people thinking they aren’t good at something or they can’t get REALLY good at it because they’re looking at someone else who’s better at it. That person isn’t naturally better at it! They’ve just been doing it longer or putting more time into it! Your ability isn’t god given.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Developing a hot take on the idea of “natural talent” stay tuned

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Wicked but they’re going to Montclair State

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You’ll have your brows glued down, a hyperdoll face on, be wearing a custom five thousand dollar look to make you dress like a Marvel villain with a three foot high wig, and someone will see that you’re wearing flats (because you’re wearing sixty pounds of OTHER SHIT) and say you’re not doing drag.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Client is mad that we’re adding better security for their web sales path lmao werk

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So I don’t feel SICK from the flu and Covid shots yesterday, but god damn I am tired.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Most of the shit on Twitter is unintelligible bot garbage or illiterate people trying to farm engagement.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Feels weird (for a few reasons) to watch a video essay about human survival cannibalism while I'm in my apartment eating a bowl of cereal, but... Here we are.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's not even a Halloween thing, this happens like every three months. And yes I watch them. Tonight it's the Siege of Sancerre in civil war era France.

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Val Halla @thevaleriehalla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

YouTube is doing the thing where it recommends video essays that detail different instances of cannibalism throughout human history.

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 04/10/2026

Kenny Loggins at the scene of a horrible farming accident: Loose... foot's loose... oh God, his foot's so loose Please, Louise, help me try and find his knees Jack, get back, that beam looks like it might crack

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