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@onefourfiveone.bsky.social
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frolicsome | easy | good-tempered | free I have a doctorate, and I’m not afraid to use it. “If it’s real, don’t let them ruin it.”

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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 4h
I accept this. I claim this.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 14h
Okay so I watched this and I have some really complicated feelings about it.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 19h
The big fake tits story was THIS. YEAR.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shaped like a laundry bag full of PS2’s.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wanted to be in one real bad in undergrad to the point of reshaping my whole identity depending on which Rush year it was. I was denied all four years. It was the old boy system closing ranks and I’ll never forget it.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Estoy tanto borracho que no sé si esto está en inglés.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s rebooting GLEE. Ryan Murphy must be stopped
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is like the “feed your weekly schedule to an LLM and have it make a podcast for the car ride”. Or, you could talk to your fucking kids??
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s hard to photograph, I’ll go that far. But to say it’s bad as a dish is loco.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have questions about the sniper????
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like bro just GETS it
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Y’all will put a paywall on anything. Are you a Ferengi?
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ll drink to that!
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me to 95% of this graphic:
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
?????
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A mocha with oat milk is basically a granola bar. Una mocha con leche de avena es básicamente una barra de granola.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Caviar Bump” is def a porn star name.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember the six weeks where we all pondered the orb?
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is how to be an ally, btw.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
DA TUBMAN!
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Never doubt yourself as a writer.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do you think MBJ’s remake of Thomas Crown affair will use Sinnerman by Nina Simone?
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do we really need more Hunger Games content??
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
😩 it’s a mess top to bottom
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Compare this to the Tom Cruise cover.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Black people gonna add that ‘s’ to her name every. time.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Grim Reaper out here just swinging.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zöe Saldaña has that kind of draw?
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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Showing support for Macklemore by streaming his music
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Girl Dancing While Crying
ALT: Girl Dancing While Crying
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is having a generational run of floppitude.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Remember when she tried to trademark “That’s Hot”?
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I saw Weekend at Bernie’s in the theater opening weekend. Y’all ain’t fooling me.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is this a Halle Berry reference? Either way woweeee
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Speaker of the House Mike Johnson:
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why is Thick Off Challenge trending? *sees the timeline* Oh.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I kind of stan?
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me, getting the orgy started:
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Same energy
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James Brown's Soulful Performance
ALT: James Brown's Soulful Performance
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
White people on social media really took “unc” and just made something up lol
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She’s talking to the men, FYI.
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why is there a MsMojo video about drag families and their drama?
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girl, not this @onefourfiveone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Children as Content™️
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