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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 3h

Ok I did an actual one, but worry not, Rust in Peace is still included

Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Aside from the blatant xenophobia [which is a valid reason] and Willie [which is probably not, depending on your reasoning] - why do people hate on Temple of Doom so much? Raiders is arguably the best film but I think Temple is my favorite. But that might just be nostalgia?

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And when people are like, “But in the future you won’t be able to tell if it’s AI or not!” Sure you will. It’s called “interacting with other humans.” You know, seeing shows, meeting the band, having a scene, trusting good journalists to be diligent. This isn’t fucking Blade Runner.

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badger @badgertastical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

finally, a clandestine forbidden romance story for the straights

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Now that the latter is back on the scene, the time is finally right for a Godchilla vs. Kongh split

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Wow, that is one big spide- OH GOD NO IT’S NOT”

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Holy shit you can see Saturn with the naked eye tonight. I honestly didn’t even know it was visible without a telescope, especially not in a big city, that’s fucking cool as hell

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Damn, RIP Sexecutioner, you made the world a better, sexier place

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Whenever I play drums - especially to slow stuff like doom - I tend to speed up, as drummers are known to do. So to counteract this, I mentally envision myself playing drums in a vat of maple syrup to slow down my motions and honestly it works pretty well?

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s new Kongh day!!! I’ve only been waiting 13 years, nbd

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If your music recs don’t look like this stay out of my DMs

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Change the tuning on your Floyd Rose right fucking now!”

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I think the new Krallice is the best Krallice since old Krallice, back when they were REALLY Krallicing

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My spicy hot take as an Italian-American is that Italian food is incredible but Italian-American food is kinda bad

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You know you’re in Wisconsin when you hit the Bong!

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

At the occult book store like, “What would you recommend for a withered old crone?”

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Bro I thought this was a tray of dip for a party

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It was in retrospect not the best time to open the sunroof

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This should have just been a bucket stuffed to the brim with pizzas, just smashed in there with a pneumatic press

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wow

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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

David Lee Roth for the entirety of 1984

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My favorite sports fan story is when my buddy’s friend made a big prop bet that Everton would score 5 goals in that day’s match and they had 4 and got a PK in the last minute but they missed and he was so angry that he picked up his recliner and threw it out a plate glass window

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Dog that just ripped open a garbage bag and ate a bunch of rancid garbage and then barfed three times: “Why I sick”

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I was thinking about why Chat Pile resonates so much with me and I think there’s common ground between OKC and the south side of Chicago, this desperate, dogged persistence of blue collar bootstraps toughness despite the inevitable toll it takes Anyways, I love that band so much

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Me going into the bank to send a wire transfer: “Listen up, toots - I need to send some moolah over the wire, and I need it done pronto!” Hector the bank teller: “please insert your debit card”

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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 08/09/2026

playing this from a bluetooth speaker i've hidden in the airplane restroom

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Alternate utopian timeline wherein all Google results are verified by Al Borland from ABC’s hit sitcom “Home Improvement”

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My posts are Al-assisted I write a post and then I talk to a guy named Al that lives across the street

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Well What Can I Say

ALT: Well What Can I Say

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

So Anthrax played “Lone Justice” last night in NY and I remembered the time back in college when Anthrax let fans vote on the setlist for their upcoming live album and I emailed my entire dorm and every listserv I was on to ask them to vote for Lone Justice and guess what fuckers

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Always a virgin, never a virgin sacrifice…

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Sexy scientist adult film actress named Belle Curve

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Who up doing drugs and dancing to the new Chat Pile

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Have they ever specified exactly how many wolves are in the throne room What if it’s like 50,000 wolves, that would be real fucked up

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Supervising an honors thesis on representations of Captain America and this bodes well

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I think one of the biggest differences between the physical media era and the current Era of Plenty isn’t just that you can access more music now, but that when you were limited by how many albums you could own, you listened to each album more times and in greater depth by default

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

lol they were my most-streamed artist for the month of August and I discovered them on 8/27 ☠️☠️☠️

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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This was fun. I talk about taking photos for our album covers and how I really don't know what I'm doing...

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 31/08/2026

benadryl at night, hat man's delight

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Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My 6yo hung this flier on his door and it was genuinely one of the funniest things I have ever seen

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