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I breathe! I sporadically indulge in altruistic contemplation too but nobody cares about that. (Any) linktr.ee/theunfittingkey

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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Elephant twitch.tv/theunfittingkey #ittakestwo @velsiraptor.bsky.social
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
THIS WEEK 17/08/26
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
WE MADE IT TO ROUND 2!! IN THREE CATAGORIES!
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ohhh schedule! (I'm working on being better at promoting myself). GUYS IM REAL GOOD AT STUFF ONLINE
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I sat on my toilet seat and it cracked. What does this mean?
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
alright guys, I'm gonna start using bluesky. But i need encouragement. Reply to this if you're a fan of: - Spyro - Community - Streaming (twitch) - Kingdom Hearts - Doctor Who (rip)
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I WOULD LIKE GIFT THANKS THRONE LOVE U throne.com/theunfitting...
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velsiraptor | Twitch Streamer ♥ @velsiraptor.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
New schedule!! Sunday's may be a bit on and off for the next few weekends but I am looking forward to some 'Slay the Spire 2 Sunday' runs! We also have Peak speedrun on Tuesday's with @theunfittingkey.bsky.social and bingo races/challenges on Friday afternoons! See you all there!! #twitch #yt
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
throne.com/theunfitting... plsplspls
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
For those keeping score at home:
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Being autistic is wild because tell me why I got so offended at my mum pointing at a vitamin pill I'm going to take and crashing out over the hot chocolate powder being thrown away #autistic #hotchocolate
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Is anyone using upscrolled? Can you explain what we're doing there? It's Palestinian owned and no billionaires in charge
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Just had a terrifying moment of being unable to find my favourite spoon (there's only one). Found it in the sink. Makes you appreciate what you thought you lost more #autism
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Sometimes, to find your way in this life, you just have to follow the twinks with coloured hair
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Just spilt aftershave all over my hands, I'm a freak, a monster. I smell so good, yet it stings.
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
All my best status updates I just say to people and have to copy and paste them here when I realise it would have been better as a post 😩
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Sick of AI silly slop. Nobody cares about high quality; low quality shitposting anymore.
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Can everyone else move their big toe on their own?
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Yeah pal, nice ragebait, not falling for it
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Just been called Pierce without Troy from community. Might quit
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Blue blue sky. Green green grass. What's next? Absolute madness.
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I am eating curry AND rice
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velsiraptor | Twitch Streamer ♥ @velsiraptor.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Shamelessly plugging my new VODs channel! Watch my fail even when you miss a stream!! Starting with the Hollow Knight First Playthrough series! www.youtube.com/@velsiraptor... #youtube #vods #smallstreamer #hollowknight
A promo card for my VODs youtube channel that reads: 

VODS YT channel
miss a stream? want to see the full gameplay? 
check out the vods channel
click here
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Why are owls up at night going "who who who". how how how about you shut the fuck up buddy
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Why are governments internationally acting like a fence-sitting streamer, who doesn't want to risk losing aura in their community and remains neutral when there is clearly a wrong side?
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I am EXCITED and HUNGRY to announce, for the first time in the new timeline, I have a CONSISTENT SCHEDULE. Someone tell me they're proud 🥺 #twitch #schedule #smallstreamer
TheUnfittingKey's Schedule
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
sick, sick and twisted, so evil and sick. Now I'll never know who wanted to message me on bluesky and what they had to say to me
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
best part about bluesky is tiktok can't ban me here
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
My fingers are really cold today, it could be- nay, it WOULD be a wise idea to put them in hot curry to reverse the chill effect the winter is having on them
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
hello @pompyhq.bsky.social on bluesky
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harry VIMTO 💜 @harryisquite.gay · 28/11/2025
(spoiler warning for Xenoblade Chronicles 3) daily reminder to delete twitter xoxo
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
My toes are cold, would anyone be interested in putting them in their nice warm mouths?
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ben @benrs.uk · 09/07/2025
in case anyone who’s also left it was wondering how twitter is now
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #smallstreamer #twitch #1k #followers
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
This is who I come home to everynight
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velsiraptor | Twitch Streamer ♥ @velsiraptor.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
CHARITY STREAM RIGHT NOW WITH @redfiredragon7.bsky.social @theunfittingkey.bsky.social
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Charity update :)
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Thank you to SunflowerShop, @redroses147.bsky.social and @sofreely.bsky.social for the raids today! Was super nice having all these lovely people around for the 9 hour stream AND to top it off, we raised £500 and hit our first charity goal for Cancer Research!!! Amazing work by an amazing community!
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Come by on the 5th of June and show some support. All bits from this stream will be donated to Cancer Research AND you get to influence the game to dangerous/helpful levels. Please share this graphic wherever you can❤️ #charity #twitch #repo
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Guys wtf, I'm literally sick, how
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BostonJoan 🏳️‍🌈 🦫 @bostonjoan.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Microsoft should not integrate Grok into their products. @microsoft.com does not want to be complicit in Musk’s techno—authoritarian takedown of the US. Folks that work at the company should start shaking their fists at corporate.
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harry VIMTO 💜 @harryisquite.gay · 21/05/2025
youtu.be/rdzThMp5lso they released the dugga cut 🙂‍↕️
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DUGGA DOO | FULL SONG from The Interstellar Song Contest | Doctor Who
YouTube video by Doctor Who
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The most followers I've had on anything ever. #twitch #smallstreamer
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I forget I have this account sometimes BUT I make videos sometimes and they're silly :) #youtuber #smallyoutuber #newvideo www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATqk...
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Top 10 TheUnfittingKeys
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It's stream anniversary time!! Come by if you'd like to join in on community games, see the mod review, check out the charity we're supporting and more! www.twitch.tv/theunf...
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TheUnfittingKey - Twitch
2 Year Streamiversary! | ☕UK | ♋!charity 📋!goals 💚!GG 🎵!helldiver 🎵!album 🟣!discord
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
It's about to go live!!! 3 years in the making! www.youtube.com/watc...
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Alex & Keys: Paranormal Interestigators
Alex and Keys seek out the mysteries of the unexplained, paranormal phenomena. Are ghosts real? Can a place truly be 'haunted'? Join them as they travel around the UK in this casual low-budget style documentary searching for these strange beings in obscure locations. Attributed music: Medusa by Kev
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Come one, come all! On April 9th I'll be celebrating 2 years of streaming! -I've made some chat awards for those who reacted in my discord server. -We'll be taking a look at the past year with some clips and videos.
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Just so happens I have the most ass PS3 with the most inaccessible cmos battery.
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Iirc In primarily school there was such a thing as reading time. I used to get super focused and the next lesson would start and I'd have no idea until someone eventually made contact and I'd be shamed for not paying attention.
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Apparently I'm back making content? I've decided to save America this time. youtu.be/0W3fYs1BfDc...
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How I Will Save the USA (My Campaign Video)
Hi Hi Hello Hi. This is Future President Keys' official campaign video. If you'd like to support his campaign and hear more on his policies, please like, share and post this video everywhere until he can find a billionaire to financially back him. Bless up. -----------------------------------------
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