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I breathe! I sporadically indulge in altruistic contemplation too but nobody cares about that. (Any) linktr.ee/theunfittingkey

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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Elephant twitch.tv/theunfittingkey #ittakestwo @velsiraptor.bsky.social
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
THIS WEEK 17/08/26
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
WE MADE IT TO ROUND 2!! IN THREE CATAGORIES!
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ohhh schedule! (I'm working on being better at promoting myself). GUYS IM REAL GOOD AT STUFF ONLINE
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Every time you pop back up you absolute slay me. Need me some more josh time
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I sat on my toilet seat and it cracked. What does this mean?
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Same on the disappointed! Just frustrated that it needs a break at all rather than someone just making it good and avoiding nostalgia baiting altogether 😩
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This is allowed... this time.
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My people! How are you feeling about the recent news?
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
hello! doccy who fan 🥰
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i forgot to say im trying ot make bluesky friends PLS
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
alright guys, I'm gonna start using bluesky. But i need encouragement. Reply to this if you're a fan of: - Spyro - Community - Streaming (twitch) - Kingdom Hearts - Doctor Who (rip)
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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velsiraptor | Twitch Streamer ♥ @velsiraptor.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
New schedule!! Sunday's may be a bit on and off for the next few weekends but I am looking forward to some 'Slay the Spire 2 Sunday' runs! We also have Peak speedrun on Tuesday's with @theunfittingkey.bsky.social and bingo races/challenges on Friday afternoons! See you all there!! #twitch #yt
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
throne.com/theunfitting... plsplspls
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
@bubblypeachie.bsky.social
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
PLSPLSPLSPLS
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
For those keeping score at home:
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Being autistic is wild because tell me why I got so offended at my mum pointing at a vitamin pill I'm going to take and crashing out over the hot chocolate powder being thrown away #autistic #hotchocolate
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Is anyone using upscrolled? Can you explain what we're doing there? It's Palestinian owned and no billionaires in charge
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Just had a terrifying moment of being unable to find my favourite spoon (there's only one). Found it in the sink. Makes you appreciate what you thought you lost more #autism
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
For a second I interpreted that as you going on a school trip 😭 YES, less children = better (in all facets of life)
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Top choice of pictures too, I'm a fan of clownfish in aenenamenamenenamename and blue frog!
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Just go for it! Lead the way!
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Sometimes, to find your way in this life, you just have to follow the twinks with coloured hair
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
REAL. I appreciate this take
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I've got 0 downward movement and I feel nerfed
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Just spilt aftershave all over my hands, I'm a freak, a monster. I smell so good, yet it stings.
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I'm feeling big toe jealousy right now. This lil guy won't move on it's own.
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
All my best status updates I just say to people and have to copy and paste them here when I realise it would have been better as a post 😩
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Sick of AI silly slop. Nobody cares about high quality; low quality shitposting anymore.
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I apparently can't, learnt when my physio exercise was like "do this" 😩
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Can everyone else move their big toe on their own?
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Do it, you won't
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Yeah pal, nice ragebait, not falling for it
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Ignore me I figured it out
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I AM LEARNING, how I do?
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
NGL, not impressed that I've been waiting 7 years for arrival
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Don't know about the rest but March looks real good 👀
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Just been called Pierce without Troy from community. Might quit
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Blue blue sky. Green green grass. What's next? Absolute madness.
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I am eating curry AND rice
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velsiraptor | Twitch Streamer ♥ @velsiraptor.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Shamelessly plugging my new VODs channel! Watch my fail even when you miss a stream!! Starting with the Hollow Knight First Playthrough series! www.youtube.com/@velsiraptor... #youtube #vods #smallstreamer #hollowknight
A promo card for my VODs youtube channel that reads: 

VODS YT channel
miss a stream? want to see the full gameplay? 
check out the vods channel
click here
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Why are owls up at night going "who who who". how how how about you shut the fuck up buddy
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Call it whatever you need to make it through this
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Why are governments internationally acting like a fence-sitting streamer, who doesn't want to risk losing aura in their community and remains neutral when there is clearly a wrong side?
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I JUST set up OBS vertical again you are KIDDING ME
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This is how I find out- I don't know what I found out- but this is how it happens
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Keys @theunfittingkey.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I am EXCITED and HUNGRY to announce, for the first time in the new timeline, I have a CONSISTENT SCHEDULE. Someone tell me they're proud 🥺 #twitch #schedule #smallstreamer
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