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Maddie Machine

@theuglymachine.bsky.social
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Rust Witch Blacksmithing and metal art Comms closed for a little bit :) Support my work at ko-fi.com/theuglymachine

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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Welcome to Hell
A sky reflected on a body of water with fall foliage around it
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 6h
Took all my babies out to the park to see some fall colors
Chapter, vesper, and Peggy
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 6h
Put a ring on it or best offer no low balling I know what I have
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A. L(ibrary) Smith @alibrarysmith.bsky.social · 7h
Making new covers for my aunt’s classroom stools with a little help from my @theuglymachine.bsky.social knife
The bottom of a stool covered by worn, red fabric. A hand cuts through the fabric with an unusually-shaped weathered blade.
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 7h
Yayyyyy! Still sharp?
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 8h
My partner is flirting with me via craiglists post replies
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 8h
Hell yeah let's get some fat doinks
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 8h
While your resume mentions "fat doinks" several times it is because of this I can definitively say it was not written by ai like the rest, so congratulations. You've got the job
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 8h
If you make an ai video of me after I die I will come back from the dead and kill myself
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 12h
James can't use pyramid head's great knife for shit. Skill issue.
Pyramid heads great knife
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
::My tamagotchi desperately signaling me to look in the direction of the manifestation of my psychosexual trauma holding a massive bloody butchers hook:: awww look he's pointing
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Thinking about when I imagined what my personal silent hill demon would be and how bad that fucked me up for a few days and now I'm fucked up again thinking about it
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Silent Hill building inspector: so you got water damage uh everywhere, someone used chainlink fence as a subfloor over there, yeah you can see it better when the siren is going off, and there's a coin puzzle you gotta solve to get to the fuse box Me: so it's... SHBI: yeah great shape, no problems
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I went to Silent Hill once for vacation and when the world state changed the lawn I was sitting on went from fine fescue to Kentucky bluegrass, and the barbershop quartet I was watching switched from traditional songs to pop music covers. Horrifying.
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Huh. Just went thru a lesser silent hill adventure. weird monsters, puzzles, NPCs that represent me in my many aspects, hazy memories and lingering self doubt, all because I forgot to wheel the bins out on garbage day. I'm fine now.
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 14h
My silent hill is a land of contrasts
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 14h
You don't need a respirator, there's already a filter on the cig
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 16h
smoking a cig next to a pinup in front of a blast furnace, lighting a pipe on a hot axe head. dudes rock
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
::My tamagotchi desperately signaling me to look in the direction of the manifestation of my psychosexual trauma holding a massive bloody butchers hook:: awww look he's pointing
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you're serious, I know someone who can build you this
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Failure should be interesting!! Instead it's just saying "do it again" and that is boring
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I always eat them right out of the oven so I'm really setting myself up for tummy hort
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Making an irresponsible amount of pet de sœur
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 06/10/2026
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hello. I am Machine.
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't get it twisted
A hot knife with a corkscrew twisted handle sitting on an anvil
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thinking about Armor Hunter Mellowlink's landmine tits
Mellowlink's landmine titsIdk what else to say here. Does what it says on the tin
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lazy is capitalism telling you that you don't deserve leisure
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm gonna do my own potato only garden next year with vertical columns so I can hill them like crazy
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chapter will only fetch this exact make and model of ball. If it's anything else he has zero interest.
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A kings harvest
Lots of very small potatoes and a ball in a crate
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vesper is this x1000
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was it in a sunbeam?
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🐖 I just think the curly tail is cute 🐖
A hot knife with a curled handle sitting on an anvil
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You'll never escape the smol bean allegations now
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's cute!
A small blade in a sheathe on my belt
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sunday night Sunday knife
A knife with a basket twist handle
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks! I thought it would be cool to maybe capture something in that curl like some glass or wood but I also think it's nice on it's own
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Will trade work for tools
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My life had fallen apart since I lost everyday access to a powerful industrial sandblaster
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🐖 I just think the curly tail is cute 🐖
A hot knife with a curled handle sitting on an anvil
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm only 395lbs of solid iron it should be easy for at least a few of you. Maybe work together
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok I'm sleepy can someone just pick me up and cradle me and walk me around at work today
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why did I put in 110% on a Sunday??? I'm gonna be a mess tomorrow
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have been working hard all day and I am exhausted and musky so it's shower and bed time for meeee
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thinking about Armor Hunter Mellowlink's landmine tits
Mellowlink's landmine titsIdk what else to say here. Does what it says on the tin
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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A friendly reminder for Orctober
Eternal War on Transphobes
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They know what they did!! "Be not afraid" take your own damn advice angels!!
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This accusation feels pointed at me...like a knife
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