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Maddie Machine

@theuglymachine.bsky.social
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Rust Witch Blacksmithing and metal art Comms closed for a little bit :) Support my work at ko-fi.com/theuglymachine

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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1h
Boomhauer
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1h
Looney toons ass road runner fuckin meep meep damn roads out here
A very windy desert road in fire valley
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1h
I'm here you fuckass bitch
Me in the damn desert
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 5h
Gimme some booty shorts that say this
Heat warning 
You might die
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 6h
I've been listening to this new song. By this band I never heard before. And they're saying there's no rules. You think that's true?
A celebrity chef saying there are no rules
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 17h
An anvil painted with a rainbow that says come and take it An anvil with a fix your hearts or die heart on it An anvil tagged with transphobes eat shit and die alone
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 19h
Ok they got me to get something
Gender fluid
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 19h
Fuckin finally some relief
CORN PM soothing nighttime corn for adults
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 21h
About to go on the adventure
Omega Mart entrance
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Crying baby gun meme
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This cost $2.3 billion to build
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You go in there and the waiter says "you look nice today BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY!!!" and they play a laugh track until you leave
The friends experience
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The M&Ms store in Vegas is daring you to act up
The green m&ms DSLs
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Arizona confirmed gay
A rainbow in the Sonoran desert
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Guys they have their own state sponsored tea here
Arizona tea
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Rim2rim2rim
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Rim2Rim
Rim2rim
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In my restless dreams, I see that town...the grand canyon
Meg at a misty overlook
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hello from the only people watching the sunset in a storm on hopi point! Vermonters built different (love nature + cold immunity + dumb)
Meg in the driving rain at hopi point, grand canyon
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thinking about Canyon
Me staring out into the grand canyon at the watchtower
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Here's me, I just had a milkshake and wanted to pass out
Me on a car in seligman
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just chilling thru a hail storm in Arizona
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They're so cool 😍
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's cool to feel the smallest you ever could
Sunrise over the grand canyon
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's @megaggles.bsky.social 40th today, so we watched the sunrise at the grand canyon to celebrate
Peggy at the canyon
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good morning
A scrubjay looking over the grand canyon That's ame scrub jay, he's so cute
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Here we are at Half-Life chapter 12: Surface Tension
Us at the reservoir side of the Hoover dam
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Welcome to cracker barrel, we have raw beef loaf that's been eaten by wasps
A cracker barrel billboard A clearly AI food pic that looks DISGUSTING
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am here
?????????????
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Autumn is different here
Mountains outside of Las Vegas
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
clit life
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social is a man with his finger exactly on the pulse of so many of us. Read just a few comics and there will be several direct hits. The historical metalworking community is full of these dudes with temu katanas who love to talk about how the west needs to relearn "white honor"
The Suit of Armor That Kept Europe From Becoming Gay

(And How We Might Hasten Its Return)

Racist History

A YouTube thumbnail that is like every dude in the historical metalwork community who doesn't make anything, just buys it from temu
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Frost warning. Tiny wool hat time.
Me in a tiny wool hat
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You want me to toss them in the forge?
An anvil tagged with transphobes eat shit and die alone
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Took all my babies out to the park to see some fall colors
Chapter, vesper, and Peggy
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
James can't use pyramid head's great knife for shit. Skill issue.
Pyramid heads great knife
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My silent hill is a land of contrasts
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
smoking a cig next to a pinup in front of a blast furnace, lighting a pipe on a hot axe head. dudes rock
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A kings harvest
Lots of very small potatoes and a ball in a crate
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vesper is this x1000
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🐖 I just think the curly tail is cute 🐖
A hot knife with a curled handle sitting on an anvil
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thinking about Armor Hunter Mellowlink's landmine tits
Mellowlink's landmine titsIdk what else to say here. Does what it says on the tin
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Halloween is here already
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't get it twisted
A hot knife with a corkscrew twisted handle sitting on an anvil
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I lay down for a single second I become furniture for Vesper the dog
Me laying down and vesper the dog laying on top of me
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok the slip n slide is all ready for one last bit of summer fun, whose going first?
A garden covered in black plastic, tires, stumps, and cribbing
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It looks so modern and cute in here now
New forge hood with a fire under it
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey everybody my new nickname is here
Fatwood firestarter
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