Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1hLooney toons ass road runner fuckin meep meep damn roads out here 0502
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 6hI've been listening to this new song. By this band I never heard before. And they're saying there's no rules. You think that's true? 1130
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026You go in there and the waiter says "you look nice today BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY!!!" and they play a laugh track until you leave 0310
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The M&Ms store in Vegas is daring you to act up 111917
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Guys they have their own state sponsored tea here 1421
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026In my restless dreams, I see that town...the grand canyon 1601
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Hello from the only people watching the sunset in a storm on hopi point! Vermonters built different (love nature + cold immunity + dumb) 1331
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Here's me, I just had a milkshake and wanted to pass out 3421
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Just chilling thru a hail storm in Arizona 1271
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It's cool to feel the smallest you ever could 0491
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It's @megaggles.bsky.social 40th today, so we watched the sunrise at the grand canyon to celebrate 5671
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Here we are at Half-Life chapter 12: Surface Tension 31636
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Welcome to cracker barrel, we have raw beef loaf that's been eaten by wasps 6545
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026@bransonreese.bsky.social is a man with his finger exactly on the pulse of so many of us. Read just a few comics and there will be several direct hits. The historical metalworking community is full of these dudes with temu katanas who love to talk about how the west needs to relearn "white honor" 1457
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Took all my babies out to the park to see some fall colors 2501
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026James can't use pyramid head's great knife for shit. Skill issue. 020
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026smoking a cig next to a pinup in front of a blast furnace, lighting a pipe on a hot axe head. dudes rock 37010
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thinking about Armor Hunter Mellowlink's landmine tits 1408
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If I lay down for a single second I become furniture for Vesper the dog 3480
Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ok the slip n slide is all ready for one last bit of summer fun, whose going first? 3190