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Tim Durham

@thetimdurham.bsky.social
384 followers 36 following 10 posts

Delightful. Producer of Off Track with Hinch and Rossi. I wrote a kids book that's not for kids.

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Tim Durham @thetimdurham.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Crazy that they made an objectively perfect movie in 2004 (WHITE CHICKS) then just kept making movies. Like, pack it up guys, the art form’s been perfected
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Tim Durham @thetimdurham.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Nothing gets you in the Christmas spirit like a heartwarming story of a guy hearing a prophecy, then stabbing a bunch of people to take the Scottish Throne for himself! Get your friends the gift that will make them say: “Thanks?” a.co/d/fGehrCe #Macbeth #Shakespeare
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Tim Durham @thetimdurham.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I’m generally opposed to the death penalty, but for people that try to get on an elevator before the people inside have gotten out, it honestly feels like too light of a punishment
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Tim Durham @thetimdurham.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Cold rain is the worst. Have the decency to snow of fuck off
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
A big part of anxiety is just being very suspicious of yourself. Like I'm not exactly sure what I'm up to but I don't trust this guy, vibes are off.
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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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Tim Durham @thetimdurham.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
“Are we running late?” “I have no idea”
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Off Track with Hinch and Rossi @askofftrack.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
We don’t usually have to put a warning before our episodes, but this one gets… interesting Listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o... @hinchtown.bsky.social @thetimdurham.bsky.social
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Tim Durham @thetimdurham.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Hot Frosty is the worst movie I’ve ever seen, and I highly recommend it. Must see
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Tim Durham @thetimdurham.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Feels like total bullshit that sleeping more and working out really does make you feel better. What a scam
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Tim Durham @thetimdurham.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
One of these days the Wordle word will be “Adieu,” and I will hit levels of insufferable never before dreamed of
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Please no that’s my emotional support kitchen drawer full of soy sauce packets
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This place has big coffee shop inside a bookstore vibes and I’m here for it
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Off Track with Hinch and Rossi @askofftrack.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Whether it’s turn 1 at Indy or driving a rover on Mars, we’re all for pushing the boundaries. Listen to our chat with @dougellison.bsky.social now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o... @hinchtown.bsky.social @thetimdurham.bsky.social
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
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Tim Durham @thetimdurham.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Candy Corn gets too much hate
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