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Diane Gordon

@thesurfreport.bsky.social
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Podcaster, coffee tawker, gadabout, celeb whisperer. Listen to WHAT'S THE HOOK WITH DIANE & ANDY on Spotify, Apple or iHeartRadio podcasts. As Jerrod Carmichael said about me, I go hard.

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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Best news of the day: Brian Cox is in the new season of #DexterResurrection and I sincerely hope he yells "F--k off!" at as many people as possible! youtube.com/watch?v=nTOf1FIsBcs&source_ve_path=OTY3MTQ&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hollywoodreporter.com%2F
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Dexter: Resurrection | Season 2 Official Trailer | Paramount+
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watching Ari Emanuel shill for his new book is meta and has me wondering who drafted his talking points. He also supports using AI, asserting it’ll lower costs so more shows & movies will be made. Classic Ari: selling you shit & telling you it’s roses.
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Worth the spend. Soraya is so smart and her writing is always honest and thoughtful.
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
krazy eyes ka$h patel looks totally baked at this Capitol Hill hearing. ladies & gentlemen, THIS is komedy!
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гладиатор: Are You Not Entertained?
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
shocked to discover the Colbert show writers are responsible for this
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
what the F was going on the Emmys writers room? certainly not jokes. I feel bad for Mariska. she deserves better.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
See here: bsky.app/profile/char...
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
timeline cleanse: the just-opening nightblooming cactus flowers in the courtyard
blooming cactus flower
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
May I also add that #SterlingPoint is the trauma dump banger of the summer? A wide of array of angst (choose your own!), hot sensitive guys, and a soundtrack that HITS!
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Today's great read: www.vanityfair.com/story/jordan...
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The Business of Being Jordan Roth: How the Producer Became the Production
The real estate scion turned Tony-winning Broadway impresario has become a haute couture customer, Instagram exhibitionist, performance artist, and now, with Ryan Murphy’s blessing, bona fide Hollywoo...
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Marisa Roffman @marisaroffman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Apple TV, Paramount+, Starz, Peacock, Lionsgate+, and more streamers on sale this month: www.givememyremote.com/remote/2026/...
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Apple TV, Paramount+, Lionsgate+, Starz, and More Streamers on Sale in August - Give Me My Remote
A list of free trials, discounts, and bundles on sale in August 2026.
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
there is an actual contest for jokes about Stephen Miller. LFG, America!
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Joseph Kahn wrote a terrific guest column for @thr.com and I’d love to share a link but for some reason, it’s not online. It’s about Hollywood executives and how we need the brash, a-hole execs like Robert Evans again and I agree with pretty much every word Kahn wrote.
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
reenactment of gasbag tr-mp’s WHCD rambling “speech”
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Wile E. Coyote Fail: Swinging into Weekend
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
get the hook.
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Kermit The Frog on Muppet Show Stage
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
just waiting for Kegseth to slip and say the $1.5 trillion is really for beer.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
look i can only take so much good news
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
reverse “Get Out”?
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Peter Gould @petergould.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A message from Mike
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
as much as I love and adore Matthew Rhys, I love how the TV collective quickly came to love Kate O'Fllynn and the character of Patricia. www.vulture.com/article/kate...
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Not Like Other Final Girls
In Widow’s Bay, Kate O’Flynn remixed a half century of horror tropes to deliver a performance unlike any other: “She just came clearly to me.”
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Great thread and article. I saw a lot of this behavior in my past showbiz jobs covering events and doing social media.
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The world is less funny today with the loss of James Burrows. One of the best comedy minds ever and a real mensch.
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Not surprised to see former #RHOC cast member and committed MAGA member Kelly Dodd with this goon. 🤮
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I like that “Widow’s Bay” is from a “Parks and Recreation” writer and answers the question, “What if they made a whole show out of the Pawnee City Hall murals?”
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
good start to this week! Love this series!
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We desperately need collective joy. DESPERATELY. thanks #Knicks! 🏀🏆
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One highlight of the #Knicks win: the collective hatred of Jim Dolan.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Congratulations to Trump for being so reviled that an arena full of Americans booed him through the National Anthem.
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Every year when I watch the #TonyAwards, I tear up listening to the beautiful, heartfelt speeches from people who live for this art form. The show always makes me proud to be American.
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
when is Spencer Pratt leaving LA as he promised? how about RIGHT NOW?!
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Trump is going to the Knicks game 3 and Mariska Hargitay is too. Wouldn’t it be amazing to see him get arrested by Captain Benson?
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
🎯🎯🎯
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
wishing a very successful legal smackdown to Scott Pelley's attorneys, I see a fully paid-for vacation home in all their futures
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
file under “won’t get fooled again” 🚩
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Nate Bargatze does not qualify as comedy. He’s wallpaper paste.
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@moryan.bsky.social Mo, just making sure you see this!
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Mona-Lisa Saperstein: Money Please!
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Essential reading.
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
TBH, not excited about Jay Ellis in a formula show. So much charisma and hotness hidden in a boring uniform. Pass.
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Whoever made backing-up Amazon trucks beep *exactly* like a smoke detector should go to prison for the rest of their lives.
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Also meant to give a shoutout to @laceyrose.bsky.social, who always does a topnotch job with these profiles. 👏👏👏
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
now reading: www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...
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The Stephen Colbert Exit Interview: “I Did Not Expect It to End This Way”
As ‘The Late Show’ nears its final bow, the host opens up about the cancellation that shocked the industry, the win of going out as a “martyr” and his next act in Middle-earth.
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Kiefer Sutherland? #deepcut
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
to quote Roman Roy, “Just another Saturday night, baby!”
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a man with a beard wearing a suit and a green shirt
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 26/04/2026
This is such a flagship moment for where America is right now. Gun violence, showmanship, celebrity, mass confusion, and also according to C-SPAN, people are opening the bottles of wine still on the tables.
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Diane Gordon @thesurfreport.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This is what a meeting of the Dips--t Club looks like.
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