Sign in

Sofiya Alexandra

@thesofiya.bsky.social
1.4K followers 77 following 70 posts

Writer, comedian (listen to my standup album Father’s Day), podcaster (420 Day Fiancé, Private Parts Unknown). I will never finish this bio but I’ll act like I will

PostsRepliesMedia
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Well prepare for Deep Dish Jesus
081
Reposted by Sofiya Alexandra
The Daily Zeitgeist @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
We had @benbowlin.bsky.social on episode 1849 ‘Knee Bends For Liberals, Ken Grift-ey Senior’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... @jackob1.bsky.social @thesofiya.bsky.social
0174
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
So now Hayley Joel Almost is saying antisemitic stuff?! He didn’t even make The College Dropout
040
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I think the most subtle way to be a hater is to put a period after congrats
0130
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
“Picked for you” bitch I don’t know you
1220
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
SEATBELTS ARE INCOMPATIBLE WITH TITTIES
090
Reposted by Sofiya Alexandra
Gilliganista!™️ @gilliganista.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
UKRAINE “A sense of #humor is not just a #copingmechanism, but it is also an act of #resistance.” — @TheSofiya.bsky.social (Sofiya Alexandra) #Odessa #humour #jokes #hustleculture #survival #survivors #comedian #PutinsQuagmire #war #invasion #NATO #EU #US #RussiaInvadedUkraine #Putin #Trump
theworld.org
Odessa, the Ukrainian 'capital of humor' - The World from PRX
In our newsfeeds, on our TVs, we see a growing list of Ukrainian cities: Kyiv, Kharkiv, Donetsk, Odessa. For many of us Americans, they are just points on a map. Places the Russian military has bombed...
001
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Demi Moore?! More like Permanent Moore!!! 😍
072
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Let’s be honest Kylie Jenner’s the actor in the relationship
031
Reposted by Sofiya Alexandra
Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
This is great to see. Kudos to @willbunch.bsky.social for writing this and to anyone out there taking part in the #TeslaTakedown.
313626
Reposted by Sofiya Alexandra
e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 21/02/2025
If you'd like to help inform your neighbors about Tesla, here are a few quick factoids: Tesla lies about range: www.reuters.com/investigates... Tesla violates user privacy: www.reuters.com/technology/t... Tesla owners die at twice the industry average rate: www.roadandtrack.com/news/a629191...
roadandtrack.com
Tesla Has Highest Fatal Accident Rate of All Auto Brands: Study
Tesla vehicles suffer fatal accidents at a rate that's twice the industry average, according to a new report.
17493251
Reposted by Sofiya Alexandra
Vinnie D. @antibunny.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Don't forget to divest your Tesla stocks if you're holding them. If you have an ETF or retirement fund, tell your broker or fund manager to ditch $TSL. Paper billionaires like Musk live and die on their stock value.
34816
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
My ex drives a Tesla and I’m not saying that if you get one you’re also getting a divorce but…….
1100
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Green flags in men: - No mouth - Can’t read - Love wood - Believes in Santa - Loves hugging knives - No parents living or dead - Lives alone in house made of plaid - Doesn’t eat/breathe - No dancing/exiissting
080
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Cybertrucks say “cool” like glasses say “smart” and in both cases you’re fucking blind
070
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
How do you fumble big titties www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
Hooters in Talks to Prepare a Bankruptcy Filing in Coming Months
Hooters of America is working with creditors on a plan to restructure the business through bankruptcy court in the coming months, according to people with knowledge of the arrangements.
2182
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Not my mom leaving the Soviet Union for this 😭 “I just want a normal place for my daughter to grow up”
0141
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Diddy’s lawyer must have done a lot of soul searching before quitting during Black History Month
1391
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
😍 Blackpink in MY area???
Screenshot of Variety article:

Blackpink Announces 10-City International Tour, Including L.A., NYC and Chicago Stadium Stops

By Chris Willman
091
Reposted by Sofiya Alexandra
cyber professional @permadeath.com · 04/02/2025
btw this kind of theft was state policy in Nazi Germany there are often direct financial incentives to snitch on people www.smithsonianmag.com/history/1938...
reddit.com
From the boston community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the boston community
14420
Reposted by Sofiya Alexandra
Malinda Lo @malindalo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I've been tracking when and where my books are getting banned in the US since 2023. My books are all about queer teen girls and/or Asian Americans. Here's my latest update: As of today, my books have been censored in 96 cases across 20 states. www.malindalo.com/blog/2025/2/...
malindalo.com
Banned Books Update: New Year, More Censorship — Malinda Lo
Since 2021 and as of today, Feb. 4, 2025, six of my seven novels and two anthologies including my work have been censored in 96 cases across 20 states.
17424
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Ah yes, waking up every day wondering what else a grown racist child is gonna break before my morning tea, the real breakfast of champions!
071
Reposted by Sofiya Alexandra
Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
16 Democratic senators recently voted to confirm the Trump-appointed Treasury Secretary who just gave Musk’s team access to a Treasury payment system that disburses trillions and holds mass quantities of personal information. Food for thought. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
55639102034
Reposted by Sofiya Alexandra
Mike Dickison @adzebill.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...
blog.archive.org
End of Term Web Archive – Preserving the Transition of a Nation | Internet Archive Blogs
4803277912104
Reposted by Sofiya Alexandra
🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
while The Horrors persist, let us celebrate less horrors overall…. because all three mega fires in Los Angeles are finally 100% contained!!
Watch Duty Fire map of LA showing all three fires grayed out
126151572127
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The pilot on my flight announced it was his last flight and everyone clapped which is pretty fucked up right before a suicide
0191
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I love being on a plane now, not because of the possibility of leaving America, but because I don’t have WiFi to read about America leaving me 🌈
1151
Reposted by Sofiya Alexandra
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
On a fancy date Guy: This wine is very dry Me: Don’t worry I’ll spit on it first
091
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Went to a horse racetrack for the first time and said “Wow love the polka dot finish on that horse, I can’t wait to see her onstage!!!”and now I can’t go to the horse racetrack anymore
021
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
I hate AirPods like how are we paying EXTRA for headphones that come with HOMEWORK
060
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Sometimes when I’m at a fancy dinner I’ll slurp an oyster and then gently deposit it into a stranger’s unwilling mouth
140
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
<first day as a couples counselor> “Skip to the juice we only have 45 minutes bitches”
010
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
Sometimes when a man is kissing me I like to whisper hotly “I have my grandfather’s lips”
2445
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
I’ve been asking men on dating sites to tell me something real if they hit me with “how is your day” and it’s absolutely breaking their brains
060
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Ethan Hawke has the perfect divorced dad energy, like he looks like he’s learned some lessons and can make a nice bolognese
0100
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Much like an absent father trying to forget I love to get wrecked by tall boys
091
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Men on dating apps are like “I don’t wanna be pen pals!!!” um do you mean have a conversation Greg
030
Reposted by Sofiya Alexandra
mave @mave.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Every time a volcano erupts it makes me wonder, could something like that happen to the volcano I live in?
440376
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
On a fancy date Guy: This wine is very dry Me: Don’t worry I’ll spit on it first
091
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
“Love bombing” um do u mean loving me the right amount
020
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
My favorite part of a doctor’s appointment is filling out the medical history on my father’s side where I just put a giant ? and a winky face
151
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Sometimes I’m washing a zucchini and I’m like is this for me or for the zucchini
040
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
HOW IS IT 6:30 AT NIGHT AND IM DEAD INSIDE
010
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
You know you’re right with God when your pee is clear
140
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
Dippin’ Dots is like layaway for ice-cream and I will not stand for it
020
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Much like a party, a person should know when to leave the senate, and in both cases death shouldn’t be the preferred method
150
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
<gently elbows God> Now do Putin
171
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
It’s only poutine if it’s from the Poutine province of Canada, otherwise it’s just sparkling heart attack fries
041
Sofiya Alexandra @thesofiya.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
I just accidentally made eye contact with a gross man as he slapped his girl on the butt and I’m distraught
050
Reposted by Sofiya Alexandra
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Whether it’s John Fetterman wearing casual attire on the Senate floor or Lauren Boebert giving a casual handy to her date in a public place with children present, both sides have issues with professionalism. In this NYT opinion piece, I will…
946069