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Top satire from the bottom of the state

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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 19/09/2026
After shutting down a national cultural center for the performing arts and announcing a ban on critical news outlets from the White House, the Trump administration is expected to limit press communications to occasional updates, shouted angrily in German from a White House balcony.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 18/09/2026
An upcoming crafting and survival game will show an indicator of the player's prostate health in addition to other typical indicators. Devs say there isn't *much* to do for the gauge as it rises, though players can try a variety of poultices and untested button combinations to see if anything helps.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 17/09/2026
Amid unprecedented partisan interference in the election process, state republicans were startled Wednesday to see Missouri fading from US Maps before their very eyes.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 16/09/2026
Facing mounting backlash after dropping Macklemore from his tour for making pro-Palestine statements, Ed Sheeran addressed the ongoing conflict by putting his signature folk-pop style on Donald Trump's 2017 hit, "Many Fine People on Both Sides."
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 12/09/2026
"Midwesturn" Becomes State Law
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 11/09/2026
Local Housing Market Rules if You Like Mine Tunnels
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 16/06/2026
“I just really believe in straits,” Bargatze told reporters in Tehran. “They buy the most tickets to my shows, and they live the way the Bible says. I just think that’s neat.”
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 11/06/2026
*ahem*
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 01/06/2026
Data Servers Protest Human Building House in Midwest County to consider moratorium on humans
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 31/05/2026
Our prediction, his response. Points for nailing the tone, at least? 😅
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 25/05/2026
Call me old fashioned, but there are a few things I just won’t do to build an audience.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 24/05/2026
Target still sucks, Aurora got scammed, and republicans want a new state. This week’s Downstate Updates just dropped.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 16/05/2026
Strike fear into the hearts of the competition during the big Forza Horizon 6 release weekend. IYKYK
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 13/05/2026
County Emergency Alerts Moving to Truth Social Premium Notices still available to non-subscribers by FOIA request
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 12/05/2026
Paying Customers Only People Not Playing Forza Horizon 6 Right Now Playground Games warns honest players not to see or hear the game before May 19 #gaming #satire #racing
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 11/05/2026
Why Me, Cookie Monster, Need to Audit Fort Cookie It not what you think
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 05/05/2026
Introducing The Midwest Parenting Commentary Guide Featuring the new Zero Accountability Meter #midwest #parenting #satire
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 22/04/2026
Happy Southern Illinois Republican Document Shredding Day to all who celebrate.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 14/04/2026
It’s important to interface with the community you cover.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 13/04/2026
New Controversy After Trump Uses AI to Depict Himself as JB Pritzker Pope unfazed
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 10/04/2026
Reports: God Developing a Community Facebook Group Admin Complex Carol help us www.thesic.net/p/reports-go...
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 08/04/2026
"Unprompted, Benson leapt from the woods with the firearm in his mouth, much to the concern of both the suspect and the officer. Benson then dropped the weapon at the suspect’s feet and waited like a good boy."
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 05/04/2026
Exhausted Admin Locks Comments Under Subdivision Easter Egg Hunt Post That's three years in a row #Easter #SouthernIllinois #satire www.thesic.net/p/exhausted-...
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 04/04/2026
Literally Edwardsville, Illinois 😂
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