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Layton

@theshums.bsky.social
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hello, i think you’re neat. i like games and soccer. trans rights.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/10/2026
Ran into two aliens from The Outer Wilds on the subway. Took me a minute to realize what they were. If you’re one of these people and you’re on this website I think you’re cool as hell
Two people on the subway in blue alien costumes with another set of eyes painted on
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
everyone is a burning sun www.youtube.com/watch?v=efq9...
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Wilco - Jesus, Etc. (Lyrics)
YouTube video by Dalton Ray
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Jade King ✍️ OPEN FOR WORK @konayma6.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For @gamespot.com, I explored the Ocarina of Time remake's take on Sheik and how early impressions have left me fearful that his androgyny is being left behind. He's a character with nuanced queer history I hope Nintendo is at least slightly in tune with. www.gamespot.com/articles/the...
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The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’s Sheik Is Nothing Without Their Androgyny
Nintendo needs to preserve Sheik’s androgyny in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake.
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thedarklab.bsky.social @thedarklab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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grace @gracemachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For obvious reasons, I haven't talked much about it on here, but my father died suddenly while cycling. Grateful to @sltrib.com for letting me eulogize him and write about the absolute moral necessity of making roads safer for pedestrians and bikers.
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Voices: Deaths like my father’s are not anomalies. They are the bloody cost of our car-obsessed world.
“We can, we must, take action now, before some new senseless death proves the need for change all over again,” Grace Benfell writes in an op-ed.
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pario Marty is this anything, I’m tired
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pario Marty is this anything, I’m tired
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sever your leg, please. It’s the greatest day.
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[something stirs, as if waking from a deep, eons-long slumber, sensing a change in the flow of the baseball currents] …s n a k e s ? snaaaaakes? SNAAAAKES??????
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy ms rachel is on music streaming services day to all who celebrate
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Ms Rachel Clapping - Songs For Littles
ALT: Ms Rachel Clapping - Songs For Littles
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy wednesday 💖
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/09/2026
ME, VISIBLY ANGUISHED AND FALLING APART: It is what it is :)
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
making white bean chicken chili like the basic fall b*tch I am
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Arsenal women are playing a team called HB Køge in the Champions League which is abbreviated as HBK in the score bug and every time I look at it I just think
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Shawn Michaels delivers Sweet Chin Music
ALT: Shawn Michaels delivers Sweet Chin Music
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
COME ON YOU GUNNERS
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Alma Avalle @goodbyealma.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
i’m sorry i was so self-deprecating at the function, i forgot i was goated :(
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's not october yet but it's rainy and cool this morning so we're feeling s p o o k y www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvt9...
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Lay All Your Love On Me, performed by a vampire | AAAH!BBA
YouTube video by brian david gilbert
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hi 👋 💖
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Amberger @naughtynocturn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Democracy is when people ignore marginalized groups having their rights ripped from them and instead do whatever the fuck this is to defend a building
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I spent a lot of time with my uncle’s Atari 2600, and I have lots of memories of Super Mario Bros. But the game that probably tells you the most about who I am now, and why I still play games, is Final Fantasy.
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Tower of Zeldaga is a mashup of the Legend of Zelda and Tower of Druaga. Every room has a secret puzzle and the puzzles get more obtuse as you go on. It's free, runs in your browser (incl mobile), supports controllers, and I'd really love for you to try it out! legitimatebusiness.biz/tower/
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I may have just coined the term “Coffo Bell poop”
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Arizona state flag and derivative designs are some of the best in American history, just legendary iconography
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
down or up?
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 19/09/2026
honestly same
a vending machine with a small printed sign taped to it:

the light inside
is broken but
i still work
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
whoever made this map has clearly never traveled through the Maverik Clean Restroom Alliance (Utah, Wyoming, bits of surrounding states)
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
COME ON YOU GUNNERS
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm partial to this one
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"

She points up and says: "3 pulls"

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."

Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"

Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"
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GiGORE #VoteXenolhu @drillknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A personal favorite
professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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austinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
looks like nobunaga should maybe have been a little more ambitious
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This whole thread makes me feel like my scalp is on fire. I feel like some of us have been shouting the bolded part here for years and they just tweeted it out (in court).
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Panic @panic.com · 17/09/2026
me when I finally reply to your email
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 17/09/2026
I going to start calling the Quest for Glory rpg system the LAVISH rpg system. Luck Agility Vitality Intelligence Strength Honor
The character sheet screen from Quest for Glory II
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
me but fire emblem youtube.com/shorts/I20-9...
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life after starting a new video game
YouTube video by ProZD
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hmm, let her cook
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
how things are going
IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it’s gonna be 80 degrees (again) later today so I am overdressed in this cardigan but it was rainy last night and cool this morning and I need autumn like I need oxygen so I am using all my pumpkin spice gingersnap basic b fall girlie powers to summon the season
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
work, work
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
40 minutes and two goals late but COME ON YOU GUNNERS ❤️🤍❤️
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kelsey lewin @kelslewin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
new Kirby character goes hard
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 12/09/2026
We’re playing “ninja,” which means I stare at my phone while the kids run and tumble past me like I can’t see them. I feel like we’re all winning here.
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I still can’t stop laughing at this and I am so incredibly proud of @grubb.wtf both for coming up with the perfect line and waiting until the absolute funniest moment to deliver it. 🫡🫡🫡 youtube.com/shorts/lYV9S...
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THIS IS CALLED CHAIRSTRONAUTS, WELCOME TO JACKASS #bigwalk #gaming #friendslop
YouTube video by Giant Bomb
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Layton @theshums.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
some pics from a quick trip to bear lake last weekend obligatory raspberry shake included
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Seth Trueger @mdaware.org · 10/09/2026
Jerry figured it out?
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 06/09/2026
I’m not even joking, I think Odegaard’s kid is sleeping through the night and that’s why he looks so good now.
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