selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 11hNothing like waking up at 415 on a Saturday when you don't need to be up until 8 or 9. Middle age is bullshit! 100
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My Milwaukee friends and acquaintances who know I'm a Chicago sports fan have been offering condolences for the passing of "Da Coach" today, but out of the many, many, reasons I hate that guy, here's one: deadspin.com/mike-ditka-s... Fuck Ditka.deadspin.comDeadspin | Mike Ditka Slams NFL Protests: "There Has Been No Oppression In The Last 100 Years" [Update]Deadspin | Mike Ditka Slams NFL Protests: "There Has Been No Oppression In The Last 100 Years" [Update] 000
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I thought Sketches Of Spain would be ideal reading music but it's too damn interesting. 020
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Don't get it twisted - the centibillionaires are already actively waging class warfare on us. 000
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I heard NPR's feature story on Meshell Ndegeocello's duet's album Synonym on the drive into work so I gave it a listen. It's great. www.npr.org/2026/10/06/n...npr.orgMeshell Ndegeocello pays tribute to classic duets with new album, 'Synonym'NPR's Michel Martin speaks with Meshell Ndegeocello about her new album, "Synonym," featuring duets with the likes of Cynthia Erivo, Chaka Khan and Brandi Carlile. 110
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I really enjoyed the Chance show last night but it's kind of cognitive whiplash when he can spend the set mostly doing songs about partying - even drugs - and then close with a proselytizing sermon about getting with God. I guess that was kinda Prince's deal too - swap sex for drugs, tho. 110
Reposted by selfparodyjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026remarkable piece of journalism. really worth reading. 753560901
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 04/10/2026💯 Don't join. Get out if you can. Refuse illegal orders. Don't be complicit. 000
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Let's build a stadium with a roof without air conditioning. And yes, the roof will also block no doubt home run balls and turn them into outs. 100
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 01/10/2026October. And the leaves stripped bare. Of all they wear. Do. I. Care? 000
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I understand the reasons for it but I really hate a best of three playoff series after a 162 MLB game regular season. It just seems so unfair that your season can end after two away games... 000
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I've seen enough. It's time to listen to Pat and Ron in bed. 000
Reposted by selfparodySadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh shit the White Sox are literally on a mission from God 10396123
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Catching up on / revisiting Sinead's catalog. I miss her. 000
Reposted by selfparodyArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 178125052680
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 29/09/20269pm start time for the Cubs playoff games. I probably won't make it to the end of a single one. I'm too old for this shit! 😉 000
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 28/09/2026An ex shared "Love Is Stronger Than Death" with me almost 20 years ago. And while almost everything about our relationship was toxic I can't help but think of her kindly whenever I hear it - the song is just too beautiful and hopeful - I'm usually the type that trashes every reminder ASAP... 000
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No one needs to hear your "I don't know who needs to hear this" post. Get over yourself. 000
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It seems I have to add Beck to the list of artists of music I mostly like but from what I've heard seems to be an awful person. I tossed my Kanye CDs and DVDs, I excoriate MJ fans, and I'm conflicted about still listening to The Smiths. This is getting tough... 010
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Reading mainstream news source sites is cognitively painful. How did whether to treat people like human beings become an ideological issue? That seems so euphemismistic... 000
Reposted by selfparodyLiz Pisares @hildegardvsalinas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Reposting not b/c social media thrives off lizard brain behavior, but b/c themomoftheyear writes beautifully 011
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Got the burger that comes with a steak knife in the bun at my local diner - hot to the touch, too - like the sword in the stone. This must be that good shit! 000
Reposted by selfparodyThe Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 24/09/20261. I suppose we have Natalie Harp to thank. 931766
Reposted by selfparodyjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign. 884016697
Reposted by selfparodyThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 22/09/2026A Mississippi wildlife rescue gives abandoned and injured baby raccoons their best chance of survival through a program they call "raccoon boot camp."bit.lyA raccoon boot camp in Mississippi teaches abandoned kits survival skillsA Mississippi wildlife rescue gives abandoned and injured baby raccoons their best chance of survival through a program they call “raccoon boot camp.” 2066699
Reposted by selfparodySmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75262529842
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 20/09/2026OMG just turned on the Cubs game. What's up with these Reds unis? 102
Reposted by selfparodySpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is a really important story. You know how over reliance on AI makes you lazy and stupid? This shows how that’s happening within the military — a military, it cannot be pointed out often enough, that’s growing ever more reliant on AI. The children of Shajarah Tayyebah Elementary paid the price 291927810
Reposted by selfparodyGage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Find a way to give these folks your money because this is a financial sacrifice that few ever choose to make for their principles. 052
Reposted by selfparodyKy @ky.fyi · 16/09/2026Meta and X have been quietly downranking external links for ages, but we're now entering a new era of open hostility toward the open web. It's a great time to build your own website, free from any billionaires demanding a tithe for things that have always been free. 5283128
Reposted by selfparodyIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131663348
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Truly surprised he didn't tear an ACL turning that corner... 000
Reposted by selfparodyDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think it does mean that, Samwise 1337526
Reposted by selfparodyDave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Do you know what really grinds my gears? When billionaire, sex criminal, genocide-defenders tell us what voices we are and aren’t allowed to hear. www.thenation.com/article/soci...thenation.comJustice for MacklemoreThe rapper has been dumped from Ed Sheeran's tour for saying "free Palestine." That's a disgrace. 1228380
Reposted by selfparodyDave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Cancel culture for those who say “Free Palestine.” Free Palestine. Free Macklemore. variety.com/2026/music/n...variety.comMacklemore Dropped From Ed Sheeran Tour After ‘Free Palestine’ SpeechMacklemore has been dropped from the remainder of Ed Sheeran's U.S. Loop Tour. 38793184
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'll say this: The only two big name shows I've been to recently that had reasonably priced merch were The Cure and Garth Brooks... 000
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I hate football and I'm happy Da Bears won and the Packers lost. Everybody at the office knows I'm from Chicago and my dad will be in a better mood on our weekly check in phone call 010
Reposted by selfparodyMicah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026I’m so good at not watching television I don’t watch television all the time I was made for this 631933217
Reposted by selfparodyFOREVER WARS @forever-wars.com · 11/09/2026Today we must remember the victims of the war on terror with as much compassion as we remember the victims of the 9/11 attacks, writes @attackerman.bsky.socialforever-wars.comToday We Must Finally Remember What The 9/11 Commemorations IgnoreRighteous victimhood fueled the War on Terror. 25 years later, we also have to remember all of those slain under its banner 111037
Reposted by selfparodyThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust theonion.com/americans-fondly-recal… 433795666
Reposted by selfparodyHamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There is zero reason for politicians to be talking about "trans issues" except as a result of a 100% bad faith campaign of bullying and bigotry and it is important to point that out whenever the topic is raised, or you grant bigots legitimacy they don't deserve. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/you-have-t...hamiltonnolan.comYou Have to Call Bigots What They AreStop treating trans people’s rights as a legitimate issue to debate. 7685203
Reposted by selfparodyThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026Trump Claims He Was Falling Man theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-fa… 863388577
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My Chihuahua is even more indecisive than me with one exception: he always wants what I'm eating. 000
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 09/09/2026First time listening to Bowie's Low, and, I don't get it? Heard it's amazing. What am I missing? I love so much of his other stuff... 100
selfparody @theselfparody.bsky.social · 09/09/2026When I tell people I hate football sometimes they mention Kaepernick. But of course, because of my color they think I'm on their side and start telling on themselves... 010
Reposted by selfparodyDave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My latest piece @thenation.com "We Can’t Let the Kaepernick Era Be Erased From History." *Critics say the Black Lives Matter movement in sports went too far. It didn’t go far enough, and the backlash has been brutal** www.thenation.com/article/soci...thenation.comWe Can’t Let the Kaepernick Era Be Erased From HistoryCritics say the Black Lives Matter movement in sports went too far. In reality, it didn’t go far enough, and the backlash to it has been brutal. 724173