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Gage

@gayjolsen.bsky.social
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Currently recording the first ever rock ‘n’ roll album by a middle-aged white man. He/Him Ha’way the lads.

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U Like Jazz? @ulikejazzpod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
darryn peterson steps back for 20 points and then follows it up with a defensive rebound and falling away corner 3 please don’t get your 6th foul darryn 🙏 (10/18) and starting to find rhythm. scored the last 7 jazz points in 3Q 95-81 DEN | END 3Q 🏔️🏔️🏔️ #NBAPreseason #TakeNote #JazzHoops
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@jazzmanmark.com “if you’ve ever done marching band.” I cheered.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They’re saying I’m Dad of the year.
A 21 month old housing a rockstar.

In actuality His dad already drank the rockstar.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We Were Promised Jetpacks Hive stand up! There are dozens of us! (That whole album goes so hard)
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey @deaconblues1979.bsky.social just bought you a copy. If you have nice things to say once you complete it feel free to promote. If you have mean things to say just DM Shane directly.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
people are saying it's cool and sexy to sincerely believe in things
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some of you have never been a Mormon missionary in Mesa, Arizona eating once a week for free at Steve’s Krazy Subs and it REALLY shows.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Pretender by the Foo Fighters is the world’s best song if you listen to it once every 3 years. And the world’s most annoying song go if you listen twice.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Top 5 classic rock albums of all time. 1. IV 2. Rumours 3. Dark Side of the Moon 4. Welcome to the Black Parade 5. Moving Pictures
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember when Prison Song by Sustem of a Down sounded crazy and not the only truly lucid piece of political art of the century?
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AI is a cult. There’s a ton of empty federal BLM land in the West that they want to fill up with data centers but the reason that land is empty is because there’s no water there.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you didn’t see death cab for cutie at the Taco Bell Arena in Boise for the codes and keys tour don’t act like you’re a real fan
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No copaganda has been more damaging to America than the co-opting of donuts. Cops don’t own donuts. Donuts are gay as hell. Donuts are delicious.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We locked down KG to play in Utah!!!!!
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My old account is doing some damn backflips right now
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The enunciation>>>>>>
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think, I’m finally ready, 9 years after DJT won and I left the Republican Party, to stop trying to empathize and start calling personal friends and family stupid for supporting anyone associated with him.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Poor ignorant souls thinking a Pilot G2 is a good pen when the Zebra Sarasa clears in every way.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Find a way to give these folks your money because this is a financial sacrifice that few ever choose to make for their principles.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s backing band is called Beoga and they rip and the kind of check from a big act like Ed Sheeran is never guaranteed for working musicians so you should throw them your support.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To be clear his backing band has no guarantees of work, an incredibly brave stand to take.
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They don't call Mina the GOAT for nothing
Mina Kimes in WIRED on why Bluesky is great and Twitter sucks shit: 

"Favorite social network: Bluesky
I post everywhere to try and get my work out there and get it seen and read. But I would say the one that I use the most is Bluesky. While it has its flaws, there's definitely the occasional sports ball person in my mentions. I’ve found the interactions on there are the most like interactions I have with people in the real world, which is a rarity on the social internet these days.

Least favorite social network: Twitter
Everyone says Twitter, right? Which is a bummer because it used to be really fun and essential for news. When breaking news was happening, it was a place you'd go to get on-the-ground impressions. You could meet friends, you could find new writers and comedians, and all of that feels lost just because Elon completely killed the vibe. And I say that because obviously he's done things far more serious in terms of poisoning the discourse, and the place is a cesspool for racism and misogyny and misinformation, but it's also just, like, a terrible fucking hang. Everyone either seems miserable or is determined to make other people miserable.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Macklemore has always been this dude and I will always have a place in my heart for him.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When Boise barely loses I want it on record I called Danielson a coward in the 2nd quarter
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spencer Danielson is a coward
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spencer Danielson being too conservative when Boise State is up early against a power 5 school and playing not to lose what could possibly go wrong?
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I cannot stress enough that I would normally never recommend listening to two lawyers podcast together, but in this case, this was a perfect podcast if you want analysis on the Kawhi punishment that is also a nice listen.
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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is the letter you send when you know they have you dead to rights. No content. No really defense. Attacking the messenger. A bunch of points about how much you spent on lawyers and how many documents you produced. Vague claims about reputational harm. You got got, losers .
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 02/09/2026
I mean, it seems clear that @pablo.show > @espn.com.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
OK, turns out the investigation turned it a long time because if you’re going to punish somebody this severely, you had better have your ducks in a row. I just don’t think any of us thought silver had this in them
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My most toxic trait is if u were a sad white guy with a guitar in 2004 i am loyal to you forever.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is embarrassing, I’ve never spoken Swedish, but I was listening to ABBA and I understood every single word perfectly
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Would be really excited about this draw if it weren’t for, you know, a thin EPL team having even less depth than last year and now having to play more.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The new Interpol album is the only one I haven’t had to talk myself into since Antics (which is obviously their best album), it’s so freaking good guys.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The incredible part is even taking Spencer Cox at face value shows how lopsided the dysfunction in our country is. He was trying to get a democrat to forgive the Republican for attempting to destroy the country because both sides should tkne it down.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So today is my day Alabama Shakes Interpol and Dinosaur Jr all released good new albums and so it’s my day specifically thank you I hope your day is also good but it’s not yours if that makes sense.
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[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @jazzmanmark.com · 28/08/2026
This is an incredible loss for the Jazz and the NBA. - Sarah’s writing of real basketball was always great obviously, but she was also a go-to for the stupid stuff we fans love to know. Why is Keyonte wearing a sleeve? Is Will Hardy’s hair coiffed the opposite way? This whimsy is gone now. (1/2)
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ACAB including Shaq still hurts me every time I think of it.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Am I the only one that feels like they’re taking crazy pills when I listen to anyone in NBA media talk about the Ballmer scandal besides Pablo Torre? The NBA is the least important example of this in America but billionaires literally doing anything they want without consequences is infuriating.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rest in Peace Queen may we all aspire to use our power for good like she did.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My band, White Mother Vandross, has been working hard on this if you want to spend 3 minutes and check it out and them tell me nice things id like that. on.soundcloud.com/2sHcRYlDKAY5...
The new EP “The Whole Damn Thing” from White Mother Vandross
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Feminism will never be complete until a WNBA player’s jersey hangs next to James Harden’s
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Cliff Hohman @cliff-for-idaho.org · 21/08/2026
I swear this isn't a humble brag. I know we're lucky we could manage to get this work done at all. Lots of Idahoans have to go without. That's not right. We can do better. We can take care of each other and be good neighbors. Help me fight for that future. cliff-for-idaho.org/volunteer/
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jesse Watters as the mic drop for Abdul El Sayed’s commercial is good-ass political advertising.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What a strange thing to love a place that has so much ugly about it.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I miss Idaho so much. If anyone knows of a job that’ll let me own a home and afford my kids braces that I can have please let me know lol. I have an MBA and 12 years experience in mental heath and public education. I gotta get back.
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Gage @gayjolsen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you’re unfamiliar, this is a hard line right wing bar in the middle of Boise, Idaho‘s richest suburb, Eagle, Idaho, which is home to a place called cop city where California policeman take their big pensions and retire to for relatively cheap. This place going away is a wonderful small win.
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