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Jonathan Ellis

@thescrabbleking.bsky.social
870 followers 1.5K following 2.8K posts

Accounting fan, wrestling fan, Eddie Kingston fan, Brock Nelson’s advocate (see roughly 90% of my Tweets), soccer fan, Isles fan, and feared enemy of ceiling fans 😤

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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 23h
Too many Isles gimmicks to run through for tonight’s win. Too many consternations to run through for the Yanks’ loss. Also, really getting concerned that US soccer media is going to over-gas up Cavan Sullivan the way they did Christian Pulisic and set up unrealistic expectations YET AGAIN.
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kb @allkbwrestling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Local elections matter. Fund education.
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Anthony Bowens @bowensofficial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Move one inch at a time. You’ll be just fine ✌🏽
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tomorrow’s not guaranteed. Never let your people forget that they’re your people. Love you all. Thank you for being my people.
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll give the PAC tribute show a more formal watch later when my headspace is a bit better. For personal reasons unrelated to wrestling, I knew I needed to abstain. …That said, one tiny pick-me-up is the fact that HIS NAME IS MAX DORIAN FRIED AND HE’S BETTER THAN THE RED SOX AND YOU KNOW IT
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
JUST TWO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEP …I have a sneaking feeling the 🗽 just became the biggest heels in the playoffs now 😶‍🌫️
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GIMME A WELLS YEAH
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Tone Cold Steve Austin Gives Thumbs Up
Alt: KEEP IT UP DAMMIT
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Scary Dan🎃👻💀🪣 BASTARD FOREVER🖤🔪 @nemox2001.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I also liked this one quite a bit
Keep your head up, Keep your heart strong.
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is simultaneously inspirational and also one of the most metal sentences ever written when taken literally 🖤
Ben Satterley AKA PAC tweets: throw your heart out in front of you and run ahead to catch it.
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Reganelite 💙 @reganelite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Life’s too freaking short, man…
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LIBS TAKE GAME 1 LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Too many Mike Breen BANGs to count.
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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AVGN's Shocked Reaction to Video Games
Alt: Yeah, the Nerd doesn’t fucking get this either
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Spongebob: How Many Times Do We Need To Teach You?
Alt: Triple H: I like the young people 🤪
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
>mfw I forget the number after 2
Aubrey Edwards in severe distress over her inability to count to three
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What are beavers doing playing for the Baltimore Orioles?! This is some interspecies fraud right here
Pete Alonso just hit a homer on the Yanks for the Baltimore Orioles and apparently a bunch of semiaquatic rodents got to score runs because of it. This perplexes me and makes me very sad.
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Adventure Time: I'm Sure Everything Is Gonna Be Fine
ALT: Adventure Time: I'm Sure Everything Is Gonna Be Fine
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 25/09/2026
If I was Manchester City I would simply not have committed a vast litany of financial crimes 💅
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drop some princesses!
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Alya
Alt: Alisa “Alya” Mikhailovna Kujou, of Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh shit an ACTUAL development on this
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
…Hey, if Gotham can win the chip from the 8 seed so can the Libs 👀
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Heyyyy, nice comeback Yanks!
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh god now the traffic heading out of the city’s gonna be even worse 🥲
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Squidward: Who wants wrestling at 3 in the morning?! AEW Fans: Oh boy 3 AM! 😃 *pulls AEW Dynamite from underneath pillow and consumes*
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
YOU KNOW IT’S ALL ABOUT THE fact that we’re already locked into Wild Card so this series kinda sorta doesn’t matter but for bragging rights… …so inasmuch as we can brag, YOU KNOW IT’S ALL ABOUT THE DUB GERRIT COLE BAY-BAY
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Adam Cole Says 'Step Down, Nerd'
Alt: Here’s hoping these games can provide us with a momentum BOOM
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Note to self: Aim to live life in such a way that my peers do not invoke my name as a putdown of their opponents in a promo hyping up their impending wrestling contest
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Sylvester the Cat: Saint Sylvester with a Halo
ALT: Sylvester the Cat: Saint Sylvester with a Halo
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Best presser he’s done since the one where Letterman asked him why they call him KD.
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THE ALMIGHTY BROBBEY LASHLEY
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Bobby Lashley Running Powerslam
Alt: He hurts keepers! He hurts keepers! He hurts keepers! He hurts keepers!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
AEW Professional wrestler Eddie Kingston
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Olivia @oliviasmolivia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Kermit... I respect all the things you've accomplished and how you've entertained generations, but I gotta tell ya... I think you're a pushover. You let all these other Muppets walk all over ya, and I can't shake ya hand until you prove to me that you have that fire in your gut!"
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LIBERTY LIBERTY LIIIIIIIIIIBERTY LIIIIIIIIBERTY~
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Josh Breeding's Dance by the Statue of Liberty
Alt: STATEMENT DUB!
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WERE A BENCHWARMER BUT THE BENCH WARMTH IS DEAD
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Christian Cage Aew
Alt: OUT. TOUCHED. EVERYBODY.
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who would have guessed? Besides, you know, anyone with a functioning frontal lobe.
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HE COULD’VE JUST ORLOVSKY’D IT OMG WTH
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Apropos of nothing, “monthly suicides” sounds like a grotesque HS athletics scrimmage drill
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Adam…my boy…the last time a bald executive of a major sporting organization tried this, he lost the confidence of two entire continents. In the words of Stevie Stone on behalf of AJ Styles, “You don’t want none.”
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WATCH SO’TON WREX THEMSELVES AND LEAVE
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thoroughly looking forward to when, I dunno, Thekla is shown paying TK or an adjacent authority $2,000 and when the discrepancy is noted he goes, “Oh, that’s all for the next Dynamite…ya dumb bitch 😁”
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hugs for my former Ajacied Kudus 😭
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Meghan L. Hall @itsmeghanlhall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Breanna Stewart is now 9th all-time in scoring in the WNBA. Stewie is a force.
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
‘Eyyyy, look at us handling the Lynx! 👏🏾
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Liberty Mutual: Liberty Biberty Commercial
Alt: Liberty Mutual: Liberty Biberty Commercial
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spoiler alert and whatnot. You don't have to completely understand how someone lives their life in order to LET someone live their life.
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Question for anyone with enough time/patience to give their 2¢: Is it bad faith to go up to bat for the Chris Jericho/Nick Wayne necklace fare and denigrate the CM Punk/Drew McIntyre Larry bracelet fare? Rationales welcome on either side of the aisle for those inclined.
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thank goodness the advice was succinct. Only a certain amount of tattooing space on the wrist, after all.
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍎🌳
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big E did a TED talk recently that I would recommend you give a watch if you can. (TW: suicide ideation)
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Jonathan Ellis @thescrabbleking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
aw dude
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tobuk 토북⁷⁷¹⁵ | newkin lover 💫 ♡⁵ ♡⁷ @keatonsnewkins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we got walked off fuck the twins bro that was a disappointing game wtf yankees
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