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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

as per your prolific, charitable output of comedic service to the world with your silly goose himbo brain queefs you clearly are active at all hours of the day why you lying girl ur fine

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I could not tell you a single meaningful anecdote about these people or their lives but to cover how I came to know them all in one fell swoop, I can tell you about all their dicks and buttholes.

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Here’s a picture of me and 50 of my closest gay male friends. They are my chosen family. I know absolutely nothing about their actual family of origin or childhood, and I don’t even know what their job is, but we vacation and party together so we are very close!!!!

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Oh cool I get queer phobia now no more rights allowed sorry

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Okay listen Heated Rivalry is basically a gay porn movie script that some person was like “what if all these cock hungry athletes…we’re cock hungry for romance?” #heatedrivalry

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Oh my god their own bodies ok wow that’s me done for the year bye

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

But where did Scrooge and Tiny Tim obtain these bodies? Were they just lying around?

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 18/12/2025

Barack Obama shares his favorite songs of 2025. It includes BLACKPINK, Lady Gaga, SZA, Chappell Roan, ROSALÍA, Olivia Dean, Laufey, and more.

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Pro-gun mustard-slurping noise machines really think they’re absolutely destroying the argument for gun control laws since the Bondi Beach terrorist attack like “oh hah guess gun control doesn’t work!” like they don’t have smoke alarms or wear seatbelts.

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Mild inconvenience or insignificant emotional transgression? Yeet yeet motherfucker

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

A Muppet Christmas Movie is an Easter movie you’re all insane

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

So my book is finished and I’ve started querying. I’ve had a few bites, quicker than I expected. I also have what I am sure is an unrelated persistent high blood pressure and heart rate 24/7. Am I dying. #writingcommunity

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Boy with dog in unnecessarily large bed Digital, 2025 Artist Unknown #dogs #dogsofbluesky#doggo #pets #petsofbluesky

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 09/07/2025

This is Macy. She is auditioning for the role of Water Bud, which is the sequel to Air Bud but they master a new element. 14/10 (TT: macyalbright & tylerstryit)

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Anyone got a Valium that will last the 6-8 weeks it’s going to take for my manuscript assessment to get done? Asking for a friend #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #writershumor

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Hello! My name is Samir Frances and I am a first-time author of a queer gothic-noir murder mystery/romance novel called Ivonwood. I am a public servant and I have been teaching myself how to write music. I’m married to a stupidly tall man and my fur child is a Chinese Shar-Pei named Ludo.

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

If you needed some good news to cheer you up today, I managed to walk up the stairs on the metro without falling over once this morning.

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

By doing this we achieve two things: we do not demonstrate that as a collective group of politically aligned people we accept anything we are told and hold ourselves accountable to our actions. We also demonstrate that we do not afford our own more grace than others in this space.

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

These constructions come from a place of complex origin and varies from person to person. The best thing we can do as liberal people is use the same level of critical thinking and objectivity as do when we are made aware of right-wing politically narratives. #leftist #liberal #socialjustice

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Left leaning people are demonstrably just as capable of creating fictional stories as “proof” to support genuine sociological issues. They are usually the loudest voices in the relatively consequence-free landscape of social media. #leftist #liberal #socialjustice #humanrights

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

It’s 17c/62f in Sydney, Australia and people are dressed like it’s deep winter in Siberia. Why y’all cannot be calm.

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

A more important question is why did you ever stop?

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

My god, as a kid who lived below the poverty line growing up I love this so much.

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I used to laugh at the idea of people were given a shot of whiskey to calm their nerves after riding an escalator for the first time but I just had to go return something in store and I viscerally get it.

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Have you accepted Carol L Andrews as your lord and saviour?

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Hello, Bluesky. I’m still alive. After a relatively extensive mental health break I’m back at it - Ivonwood is at circa 200 pages. I’m really getting to the end. Thanks to all the wonderful authors and editors on here for their inspiration and encouragement ❤️ #writingcommunity #writerscommunity

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💖 Melody 💖 @bunmira.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Seattle's Magical Girl

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Actual footage of me sitting still and writing for longer than 30 seconds. Probably because it was pissing down outside and there wasn’t anything else I could pretend there was important to do. #writingcommunity #writerscommunity #writinghumor

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/11/2024

Louder for the people in the back… DO NOT BUY WHERE YOU WILL NOT BE HIRED📢

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Same, but for me it's the other way around. Oh you are gonna EAT this description of a dilapidated Victorian mansion right down to every last architrave. Then when it's dialogue time it's like "me man, me do big walk, look my shoes" #writingcommunity #writerscommunity #writershumor

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Clay Sheldon @claysheldon.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Writing Tip: Forgive yourself for bad writing when it happens. It isn't a sign that you suck. Everyone makes mistakes. Cut yourself some slack and don't try to always be perfect. Instead, train yourself to identify when writing isn't working and improve it! #writing #writingtips #writingcommunity

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I can’t stop thinking about how Elon has like 20 kids but spent thanksgiving with his weird mommy and Baron Trump. He’s basically Michael Jackson with rockets and no musical talent.

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I recently posted about a down-turn in my wellbeing, not for any reason other than I think it's important to share and be open about mental health. Every single reply I got-from stangers-was supportive, understanding and encouraging. And that's all I have to say about the culture on BlueSky.

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Melissa 🕯️ @so-melissa-be.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Peace I feel upon the mossy earth ~ with weighted limbs of oaks and pine ~ and that of falcon soaring cries ~ with peppered flowers through stones of wise ~ Peace I feel, this love of mine. #pagansky #poetry #witchsky #writing #love #nature #malathip #art

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I'm sure anyone living with chronic depression can relate when I say I have had a couple of weeks of being unable to get out of bed, sleeping the whole day and being entirely unproductive in my waking hours. I'm back up, have bathed, and am writing again. #writerscommunity #writingcommunity

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Samir 🪬 @thesamiracle.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

The audacity. That’s my bed. It’s not enough that you’ve taken over my entire heart?

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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I'm 3-D printing a new universe. In 11 billion years you will finally be obsolete.

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