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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️

@thermalthruster.bsky.social
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Ami/Pockets | 34 | They/Them | tired retail kibby | Thermal Thruster Apologizer | I talk retail and videogames a lot, probably get emotional | 18+ only or you get sent to the shadow realm

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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 6h
One more week until we have a proper AC back in sporting goods and I don't feel like killing myself every time I come back here because my coworker is a lazy fucking slob who does essentially nothing and is squandering this job while people are starving for this job opportunity
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Freyja 🌙 @actressagain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
captain ahab when captain amab and captain afab walks in
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Tubi Frank 🔞 📌22%/$20K📍 @banishedhammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SHUTOFF DATE CONFIRMED WE HAVE UNTIL OCTOBER 9TH TO RAISE $1100 USD TO KEEP OUR ELECTRICITY RUNNING 10 DAYS AS OF POSTING LGBT FAMILY OF 5 NEEDS HELP ASAP PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE MOM HAS HEART DISEASE AND LUNG CONDITION. NEEDS OXYGEN MACHINE RUNNING 👉 ko-fi.com/lycanlabs
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
favorite ffxiv characters from each expansion
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🥩SLITHER🫁 @slitherbop.com · 29/09/2026
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can't make your mom jokes at me anymore because she's literally dead
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey guess who found out their mom passed away seven months after the fact
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Y'know it tracks that I would have a colossal public meltdown and then my coworker bails on me two days in a row and I'm left with a ridiculous amount of work to do by myself
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you think about it, Freight trains are moving art installations
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bug catcher jd 🐛 @softmossdog.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I made a comic.
Four panels. Panel 1: pile of clothes on chair, pile of clothes on floor, pile of hangers on floor. Text: I'll do better tomorrow. Panel 2: toothbrush in a cup, flosser next to it, I can do it! brush my teeth chart with stars on Monday AM, Wednesday PM, Saturday AM. More stars by chart. Text: I'll do better tomorrow. Panel 3: open laptop says sent job applications: 0. Text: I'll do better tomorrow. Panel 4: crying eyes looking into identical crying eyes in mirror. Text: I'll do better tomorrow
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NINTENDO YOU CANT CALL THE STAR KID "TWINK" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm sorry but is this person fucking stupid??? This is wholly incorrect. The dog is 1. An in game model of a dog shaped coin bank that can be found in the game. 2. The gun it's holding is an in game flare gun. 3. Its not??? Ai generated????
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scuzzball but she's an Uma
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe I should quit this socmed shit I kinda just get mad or annoyed when I look in here
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dragon princess Scuzzball is rotting my brain bc wdym she's heir to a throne created thousands of years ago after the bond between fated lovers ended a bloody war between the dragons and biped-kin and benevolence has ever since ruled the land
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got distracted by a psychonauts 2 video and almost missed my bus
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wasn't expecting townfall to be about the SARS epidemic
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fat girl fall, but it’s all about if you give her the Gil in your pocket, and then she runs away and hides in the nearest bush, donning her green armor so you’ll never find her again and she can have her snack in abject peace.
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MaddeningTrash @maddeningtrash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Grand festival Squid Sisters
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new quiet mountain game on ripsites already
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Update: She's currently recovering but still in the blurry stages of her vision. Our rent is covered, thankfully, but groceries are still going to be spotty for the foreseeable future. I'm once again bumping this to maintain eyes on it as our situation is still wonky!
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MaddeningTrash @maddeningtrash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Grand festival Marie has entered the stage 💚
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah, alright, suddenly kinda really worried
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I really wish senior customers understood that most if not all lifetime warranty services are done through the manufacturer and not the retail store, as it is clarified in the paperwork offered within the product. But no, instead they come to my job and harrass me and my coworkers over warranty.
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Idk why I'm trying to go to lunch all I got to look forward to is peanut butter and almond butter balls that taste nasty as fuck but they're protein dense so it'll hold me until I get home bc I gotta penny pinch Just In Case
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Cynimax, Void Witch VT 📖✨ @cynimax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
been seeing a lot of fortnite screenshots on my timeline lately
a meme image, with the text "leftism leaving people's bodies as soon as they see [blank] in fortnite" but the blank space says "crash bandicoot," with "megaman" imposed on top of it, with "sonic the hedgehog" imposed on top of that, and finally with "sora" on the top layer. the including image with the text is a blue spirit astral projecting away from another body laying on the floor.
people really need to uninstall fortnite, it's so fucking easy to play literally any other game that exists that doesn't fire its dev team to use genAI instead
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I genuinely don't know why Serj Tankian would ever collaborate or feature with an artist that's... Like. That.
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If God didn't want me stealing to eat I think they would've struck down the wealthy multi billionaires running this clown show
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Feeling particularly slimy today
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Update: She's currently recovering but still in the blurry stages of her vision. Our rent is covered, thankfully, but groceries are still going to be spotty for the foreseeable future. I'm once again bumping this to maintain eyes on it as our situation is still wonky!
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Totem(兔腾) @totemyang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 19/09/2026
please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Victor, an emo toy-robot-bird-man, and Vance, a human Gamer Guy in a pointed beanie, recline in bed together. Vance is on his phone while leaning against Victor's thigh (Victor has big thighs), and Victor's got an arm wrapped around Vance while propping himself up with his other arm. Looking down at Vance, while Vance keeps looking at his phone, Victor asks,

"If you didn't know how I sounded like, who'd you think would voice me?"
Vance replies,
"Either... Liquid Snake, orrrr, Wesker, from Resident Evil."
Victor adds on,
"I see. Any particular performance?"
And Vance answers,
"Kinda any of em. Like if we didn't meet I wouldn't expect you to have a New England accent, to be honest."
Victor muses on this, 
"I see."
Victor looks up at nothing, expressionless, as he replies,
"I always felt you looked like a Regular Show extra who would be voiced by Roger Craig Smith.

Vance looks back at Victor, who isn't making eye-contact. Everything seems to stop for a moment.
Vance seems stunned.
"though you actually just sound like Solid Snake off the clock to be honest" Victor says, off-screen with text cropped off, while we focus mainly on Vance, looking a little sad and confused.

Vance mutters, like a sad dog, dejectedly sinking a bit into his elbow that's now resting fully on the bird-man's thigh,
"Victor I don't know what to do with this answer"

Victor remarks, absent-mindedly,
"You know our stoat-buddy Brooke's last name is Wesker? Like, it's a pun on Whisker."

Vance insists,
"Victor I'm still dealing with this I need time to process this"

Absent-mindedly, again, Victor remarks,
"hey by the way luv thanks for buying me this sweater I really love you you know that"
His text is cut-off again, indicating we aren't really supposed to focus too hard on him saying it. Vance himself is more concerned about other things, now.
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You know what they say
Jack Thundervolt, a buff, teal, toy-dragon guy in a leather jacket and sick, slicked-back black mullet of plastic toy-hair, drives a car. He smirks, eyes narrowed and focused on the road.
"You know,
"Heh.
"They say,
"'When Life gives ya Lemons, make Lemonade.'"

Vance, a scruffy twink toy-dog guy in a white, pointed beanie, stares back at Jack with concern from the passenger's seat.

"--
"
"yeah ?" Vance asks, warily.

Jack is silent, staring majestically at the road with his flowing mane and chiseled jaw. A handsome dragon indeed.

He looks over in Vance's direction, smiling with a grimace,
"but when Life
gives ya
"Meatballs....."
"Heheh.

"Hahahah."

Jack laughs off-screen, while Vance can only stare back, failing to reply as his speech bubble simply reads,

",,,--"

Jack begins to laugh hysterically and boobily, his open-chested jacket showing off his pecs and cleavage like he's some kind of man-freak. He stares wildly, beyond the road, beyond his destination, and laughs maniacally, showing off the sharp teeth bared from his mechanical jaws.
"haHehehHEHAHAHAHAHAHA" he cackles, speech bubble getting cut-off the side of the screen. Vance is staring back at him in the corner of the panel, scared for his life.
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Drag'n Wash made me realize I'm definitely some sort of scalie fucker but also really made me want to make a koboldsona. Main complaint is that there's no ass play with the dragons even though the have beautifully rendered holes
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She’s the type of girl who would say “I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’m not paying taxes”
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have to listen to happy dictator by Gorillaz and imagine the turmoil between venat and emet selch in the days before the calamity
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I find it increasingly funny that every time some new atrocity comes out about a videogame company everyone is like "don't support x" but no one ever talks about how daddy Gaben is on his 22nd yacht bc he runs the biggest online videogame monopoly in the world
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Ratqueen★ (comms open) @brixy-nsfw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Coming back after a break with Rouge the Bat
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 15/09/2026
Suck my fucking dick Elon Musk
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I Should take "most likely to get sniped out of the commander table first" as a compliment but the more I think about it the madder I get about it
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me whenever I see people's headcanons about a character who wears clothes heavily inspired by native/central-south American clothing
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ll start a new thread of Sprout today! The other one is getting a little long… but here are some of my favorite highlights from the first round…. Most of them are with her axe.. #lalafell
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Grateful for how much of a piece of shit my mom was about me smoking cigarettes because I can promise you id be a nicotine fiend
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hmmm
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ughhhh I feel like I lost the plot with Emille I should make a new splat oc that has a Twink boyfriend
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They that's Fetishistic In All The Wrong Ways
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know I shouldn't give a damn if people don't like what I make but it's very, uh, discouraging, when people are just passive about it. Like art is supposed to involve a feeling from people, right? So like, I'm neither getting hate or love, mostly just passiveness
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should get really into furry again. Thinking that maybe I should just stick with my current fursona instead of trying to iterate. But i just don't think I'm happy with it. I want an Edgier fursona, maybe with a tired, dead-eyed gaze to them.
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