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Disaster Cryptid

@disaster-cryptid.bsky.social
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I'm about as interesting as soggy toast, or paint-drying I was not very good at using Twitter, so I'm not sure if I'll be any better at this, but I'll give it my best go!

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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m going to start another sprout thread,but these are my favorites from puppy sprout #lalafell
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Update: She's currently recovering but still in the blurry stages of her vision. Our rent is covered, thankfully, but groceries are still going to be spotty for the foreseeable future. I'm once again bumping this to maintain eyes on it as our situation is still wonky!
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thusly begins another thread of sprout,,, being something close to a person… probably. Puppy girl version GO #lalafell
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ll start a new thread of Sprout today! The other one is getting a little long… but here are some of my favorite highlights from the first round…. Most of them are with her axe.. #lalafell
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can’t g-pose like any of these other cool people, so I’m going to draw my shitty porn by hand. Like someone who can’t g-pose
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Um Jammer Amii🏳️‍⚧️ @thermalthruster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As my roommate @yotsuyugoebrutus.bsky.social goes into emergency retinal surgery today that will leave her unable to work for the foreseeable future, I'd like to ask for everyone to take us into consideration. Any ko-fis or reposts are heavily appreciated
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*im batman*, JUSTICE, FOR GOTHAM
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve been drawing pokemon women
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I feel like Velma every morning smacking my hands around groaning because I can’t find my freeeking glasses. It doesn’t help my glasses are like really thin framed… help me find them I can’t see if any of this is spelled right I’m depending on autocorrect
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Soft cuddles AND SCUZZ : D
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hello, : D, hey look! It’s Rosa’s character and Xande’s too, (i love my friends characters with a burning passion and I love playing dolls)
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
PCHRE
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I WANT, I WANT RAIDERS MONEY,,, I have a job I wanna play, I wanna play the game, I wanna play it really bad,, I’ll save money and dream of all the creechers I can make… one day. One day… Sniffle, here have some doodles
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
UGH, SCUZZ LOOKS SO GOOD IN RED
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lalalalalalala
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Blink blink, look. I’m sorry, I dunno what else to tell you
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
POWER BEAAAAAAAAMM : D
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
BRAIN BLAST PCHOOOOOO
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ah, good night *dies*
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
AHEM, LOOK AT WHAT DREW EHEH
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Batting my eyes at you all.
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Meeeeeku
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
POINT POINT look! It’s Scuzz and her pathetic loser also some babies laying down
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Sprout finds money in the dirt, cleans it off and spends it before she can eat it. The rest of her money is given to the scions,,, in hopes she continues to not eat money like a felon.
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I doodled the same thing twice,, on various days. Here! Take em
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This week instead of freaky Friday, we’re doing MIKU FRIDAY! Ehehahahahah! It’s time to design my own Miku again, and then when I do artfight I’ll have my own design your own Miku character for funsies!
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
: D I, doodled, and contemplated this early game old man Yaoi that seemingly is returning.
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Okay, okay, okay.. GIMMIE YOUR CHARACTERS NOW, I would like to doodle them, hand em over, give them to me.
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Look at this dumbass, their ass is so dumb. Little loser/lovingly #lalafell
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I love this little creech #lalafell
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Freeeeeaky, I drew most of it last night so, it’s,, it’s still freaky Friday! Yeah! #ffxiv
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Me but all I want to do all day is doodle and I’m CURSED with a job and depression and a horrible sense of dread all the time always. But look look! It’s more Ami’s characters! My favorite!! <3
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Oh! Oh! Its freaky Friday (we aren’t going to talk about how I forgot it last week) I get off! Earlier today, which means it’s time to get freaky. I WILL DO FREAKY FRIDAY, INPROMISE
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Me! But but I draw my friends, : D #ffxiv
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Some more! Plus a little doodle for @bwahamut.bsky.social, eheheheh ahahaha
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Three people have fallen dead, is it me? #ffxiv #diabolos
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I’m moving around to different servers now to haunt people with my doodles, if you see a small green goblin hovering around you, it was probably me and I’m sorry. #ffxiv #doodles
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A couple more before I’m done for the night! I’m sorry if anyone sees this and I freaked them out like the little green goblin I am, staring at them from the shadows. #ffxiv
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Me but I’m spending no time actually playing the game and instead stalking people so I can draw them,,I know none of them will ever see it, but it’s fun! #ffxiv
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I fear I love them m’lord #lalafell
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I don’t know who this creacher is yet, but I love them dearly
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I make, I make big I make beef, I …vision. I see it I can’t explain but I see it
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
GO, GO MY DOODLES, AWAY (I doodled the! The! Oomffs! Is that right spelling? I,,, don’t think so. But HERE!) #ffxiv
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I need everyone to know, though I don’t have art to post yet, that I obsessively make playlists for every character I’ve ever thought of. Every single one has a playlist on my Spotify and depending on how I feel or who I’m thinking about I’ll listen to them on the way to work.
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
DID Y’ALL KNOW SHE COMES IN RED??? I live and breathe Scuzz content truly, like a small idiot living in a radio broadcasting my adoration for all of Ami’s characters fr
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Also, the girls! I want to do more, but my computer died,,, regardless! Look! Look at them! #ffxiv
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I CHOOSE YOU, Random woman! I’ve just designed!!
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
ITS FREAKY FRIDAY, I WILL POST I WILLSOMEONE NEW, SOMEONE WITH BIG COAT BIG PANTS ENERGY, AGH, MY NOSE, IT SHANT STOP RUNNING
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Ahah,,, I need a nap so bad, I may actually start crying, and then my nose will run even more,!l and I’m already overdrawn on my snot account,
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Disaster Cryptid @disaster-cryptid.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I’m just updating it, because I wanted to include my tiny maid day! But freaky Sunday! #ffxiv
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