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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer

@therjhw.bsky.social
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Sometimes I post about hockey, TTRPGs, vinyl records, and pitbulls. 🎧 I used to sell groceries.

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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 14h
Ladies and gentlemen, we respectfully ask that you Play La Bamba, baby!
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Funny Oilers Fan Reaction
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Matt ”read the syllabus” L @matt18l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The kids are alright
Picture of sidewalk chalk: KEEP THE HUMANITIES HUMAN Boycott Slop
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here's my pitch for Draw Steel, especially if your group plays virtually: it's fun That's it.
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just want to talk about hockey and how friggin sweet the Draw Steel Codex is.
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kapanen shorthanded doing the Forsberg against Lankinen was all kinds of rude.
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Mcdavid, Kapanen combine for TWO SHORTIES on SAME power play
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Madeleine Albright ft. Ross Bryant (Beastie Boys rap) - Make Some Noise S2 E3
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do my theater kids (laudatory) claim Herald of Darkness? I feel like its head is in straight forward music video, but its heart is in musical theater.
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Old Gods of Asgard - Herald of Darkness (Alan Wake 2 | Official Music Video)
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rhymes with glow town
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MereKatt @merekatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damn it
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Mike Martens | Clear Keep @clearkeep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your record collection should be a trophy room of weird finds from flipping through bins and of personal white whales you had shipped from a shop in the Japanese countryside. This is the whole point of the thing: It’s the nostalgic, emergent, and tactile *experience* of discovery.
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me: How about [redacted]? I only know what that is because I have boomer uncles. Krillion: We award you ten points. Me:
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Jim Carrey Says Oh, Come On!
ALT: Jim Carrey Says Oh, Come On!
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Miss Luna Rose @misslunarose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wrote a blog post about pictures depicting autism a while back! I was tired of the pictures of sad/upset white kids and I suggested that people branch out with demographics and even try (gasp) showing happy people. misslunarose.home.blog/2024/03/03/a...
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Autism in a Picture: An Autistic Artist’s Tips for Positive Choices
How do you represent autism in a way that encourages empathy and inclusion instead of isolation? Here are my tips for choosing the right picture.
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No way I could *get* her to sit nicely. Took me a second to recognize what was happening and had to scramble to get my phone out before she moved.
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pray for us on the east coast
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 28/09/2026
Time to defend home ice 🏠 Save your seat for your team's home opener now! 🎟️ thepwhl.com/en/schedule/opening-weekend-2026-27
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I played a video of my dog whining at me back at her and I've never seen a dog more unimpressed than she was in that moment
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh thank Christ regular season hockey starts this week
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People don’t know the Choosing Texas song because streaming exists and so many people don’t listen to Top 40 radio anymore, it’s not that deep
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would say caring about who's number one doesn't carry the same cultural significance as it did 20 years ago.
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Them: You shouldn't bring iced coffee or any beverage to an interview or serious meeting. Me: *remembering routinely drinking Stewarts gas station coffee on the dais during city council meetings*
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Tina Belcher's Awkward Glance in Bob's Burgers
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Avatar the Last Airbender, a show universally loved by millennials?! There's "smart" "niche" shows on here that only a handful of people watched but then the NYT is going say with a straight face the Venture Bros doesn't deserve to be on the list FOH
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This tracks
A screen shot explaining the Oilers fanbase most hated teams are the Panthers, Golden Knights, and Flames

Followed by the Panthers most hated teams being the Lightning, the Golden Knights, and the Oilers
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I remember VanderMeer talking about this chapter of the book. You think you're ready for the "fuck chapter". I promise you're not ready. It's a wild ride (laudatory).
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just thought of a great answer for today's Krillion
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Cillian Murphy So Done
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No more joking about how many times Todd got us to buy Skyrim. How many copies of the Draw Steel Codex did @mattcolville.bsky.social get you to buy 😂 I've been buying Steam codes as gifts because it's so much fun and I want people to give it a try.
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@kmhw.bsky.social made fridge pickles with cucumbers from our vegetable garden and they are soooooo good
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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When’s the Last Time You Went on a Date?
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm not up against a deadline. I'm trying to get through a stack of papers and it's already noon 😵‍💫
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wrote my senior thesis in college about Lewis' the Great Divorce. (Forgive me, I'm trying to go back almost 20 years from memory) It contains a whole exchange about how in heaven everyone is naked and this one prudish character can't handle it and thinks the whole thing is immodest
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Krillion #66 🦐 280 🦑🐟🦑🐟🐟🦑🫧 Redeemed myself after yesterdays disaster
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Lots42 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 @lots42.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@coachgowron.com
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love the energy
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She was standing on business 😂 #hockey #hockeyref #funnyhockey
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your trivia heroes are back
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think someone hit the telephone pole on the corner. National Grid is out there digging a hole at 10pm 😭
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just in: Shallow Gravy will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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dermott jacket mv
Alt: Dermott from the Venture Brothers performing as part of his band with Hank, Shallow Gravy. Dermott is shirtless and swinging a pair of nunchucks made out of microphones.
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bridging the millennial and genz divide. SIL and I are discussing which Pokemon we would hug if we could
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm glad no one in the office can hear me because I snorted
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you are doing great buckaroo
meme format of GANDALF. it says 'a true buckaroo is never proving too much love, nor proving too little. they are proving as much as they can'
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
K loves Transformers. This shit will make her feral.
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Watched the teaser trailer for Nathan Fielder's Elizabeth Holmes documentary. If you lied and told me this is a new horror movie coming out in time for Halloween I'd believe you. The framing is soooooo creepy.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/09/2026
Turns out you really do need food inspectors after all
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I thought Sam was going to pull a fast one on us and [redacted] would in fact be in the chef costume.
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🎉 Gidgetwidget @gidgetwidget.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026
PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Casual reminder that Starbucks should treat its union employees better 🤷🏼 just saying
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Remember This On Labor Day
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My $$$ is on a Mutant League
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Homestar Runner Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
one of the things I love about bluesky, the website for 38-year-old “Deep Space Nine” fans, is that its full of people who understand that Kevin Conroy was absolutely one of our best Batmans
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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer @therjhw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What have you done with [REAИIMATIOИ]
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Who needs one?😳🎸 #2000s #cassette #linkinpark #meteora #retro
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