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thereisnohelp.bsky.social

@thereisnohelp.bsky.social
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She/her. LGBTQIA+ ally. Here for the fics and the art, mostly. Mostly HP, some Spn. Always up for a conversation!!

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shardcore @shardcore.org · 06/04/2026
morning
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George @luceelente.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
#sanderlings #nickersonbeach #NYC #birds #photography #birdphotography #BirdWatching #birdsofbluesky #nature #wildlife #wildlifephotography
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Landbeorht @landbeorht.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Ah! So delayed here. Happy Lunar New Year, all! 🐎🧧🎇 Which has also become the year of Draco Malfoy as unofficial lucky mascot thanks to the Chinese translation of his name Malfoy, Ma-er-fu, containing the words for horse and fortune. (look how this gave me an excuse to draw riding boots )
Illustration of Draco Malfoy walking in profile in black riding clothes with a dark coat. The silhouette of a horse head is with him all against a red background. Gold, hand written text reads: Year of the Horse
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BOSS @hzb-boss.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Spin request from X Someone wanted the Vees matching in Val’s heart glasses and it’s honestly a mood ❤️❤️ Had a blast drawing this😘 Thanks for the request! #HazbinHotel #Vees #Velvette #valentino #Vox
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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.
Screenshot of Tumblr post by lurker-at-thresholds:

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post
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magicalsydney✨ @magicalsydney.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
How to Become a Sugar Daddy in 10 Days- Chapter 12: We have an audience is live on AO3! Sweet. Spicy, And I love sleepy Draco Malfoy. That’s all. I can’t believe we are nearly done. 🥹😭 archiveofourown.org/works/663456...
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Ivmaruva @ivmaruva.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Sneaking out from the gala. #Dramione
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Artofcrumbs 🤍 chaos drawer @artofcrumbs.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
would u like some PAIN au chocolat #dramione #angst
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D.B. @dbrown99944.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
"Jane was one of the last remaining individuals with a true moral compass." - Prince Harry #princeharry #harryandmeghan #janegoodall
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Jaxx @jaxxartbox.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
“Oh, I swim pretty boy… p-pretty good! Good swim good. Pretty good. I swim pretty good…” Atlantis: The Lost Empire AU for Halloween 🎃😝 Also ‘ello, I’m alive 😌 #dramione
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 30/10/2025
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
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Landbeorht @landbeorht.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Marriage law dramione as a riff on Jan van Eyck’s incomparable Arnolfini Portrait #dramioneart #dhrartists #dhrart
Jan van Eyck’s Arnolfini Portrait of a married couple but as a parody featuring Draco and Hermione with Crookshanks
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Una Orion writes Dramione @unaorion.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
UPDATE!!!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 This is one of my DROP EVERYTHING WIPs!!!!!!!! No better time to start than now! I want to wrap this Hermione in a wool blanket. And I want to do the same with this Draco. And then hit him with tennis racquets. In a good way. 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/529445...
Midnight shooting star updated If we had five more minutes!!!!!
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Spooky @spookyandcooky.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
“How do we taste, Granger?” #dramione #kinktober #dracomalfoy #hermionegranger #fanart
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Chaos and Codices @chaosandcodices.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
The weekend has become my "practicing anatomy while drawing porn" time, apparently. Here's some Blinny
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Spooky @spookyandcooky.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Draco’s first kiss 💋 #dramione #fanart #dracomalfoy #hermionegranger
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Saffron 🏳️‍🌈 @saffrongin.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Exploring where he's never been before #art #dramione #clipstudiopaint
Couple with foreheads touching, mouths open, smoke/steam softening the edges
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omniluci.estumbra 🔞 @omniluciestumbra.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Airport sketch (flight got delayed so did some messy color too) Maybe he’s waiting for Hermione to meet him for their date?? #dracomalfoy #dhrart
Draco Malfoy sitting holding a cup of coffee in a blue shirt
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omniluci.estumbra 🔞 @omniluciestumbra.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Gotta catch ‘em all! Starboy Pokémon Gym Leader! ft. Cosmog and Appletun 💫🍏 #constellationdraco #sketch
Starboy (in human form) wearing a blue star themed crop top and athletic shorts with the Pokémon Cosmog and Appletun
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Karina Giada @karinagiada.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
That one time Eli (@dracodormiensss) and I did a heartbreaking collab. We have another one coming right up 🫢 #dramione #dhr #dracomalfoy #hermionegranger
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ky @kisreadingdhr.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
i have no idea when this happened but if you told me a year ago that this little (not so little anymore) fic i started posting would one day have over 100 THOUSAND hits and 2,000 kudos, i think i would laugh in your face and roll my eyes. yet, here we are. thanks 🥹🤍
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omniluci.estumbra 🔞 @omniluciestumbra.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
*sighhhsss dreamily* yearningggg #dramione
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aurora @nottstwin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
faking it | a genderbend dramione socmed ❀ fake dating ❀ reluctant friends to lovers ❀ ginsy side pairing ❀ harry, theo and ron as the meddling trio
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omniluci.estumbra 🔞 @omniluciestumbra.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Missionary 🙏 #dracomalfoy #dramione #dhrart
Draco wearing a t shirt in red lighting - text on shirt reads “stay toxic”Draco t shirt (back) says “missionary so we can keep arguing”
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omniluci.estumbra 🔞 @omniluciestumbra.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Jar tiiiime (bless for bringing this back Ivy it’s always fun to do)
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omniluci.estumbra 🔞 @omniluciestumbra.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
✍️ may I take your order? 🦉 #dracomalfoy #art
Draco Malfoy in a hooters uniform in various poses (holding a tray, pouring a drink, pulling up shorts while shirtless, yelling at Ron for spilling water on him, and general sluttiness).  There is also text that reads:
D: “Welcome to Hooters, I’ll be right with you”
D: “WEASEL!” R: “Whoopsies, sorry Ferret” (not sorry)
Y/N: “SIR!” D: “huh?” (Distracted by his favorite customer arriving)
description: changing because Ron ruined his shirt
description: I don’t have an excuse for this one (pointing at the generally slutty one)
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
when they grab their waist as they’re riding them and start slamming them on their cock like little sex toys big fan
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jojo @rapunzerelli.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Also thinking about accident prone Hermione working in the Dept of Mysteries and healer Draco who has to be on call at all hours because of her insane research.
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tata ✨ @ogswiftie18.swifties.social · 22/01/2025
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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omniluci.estumbra 🔞 @omniluciestumbra.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
artistic rendition of the event (but make it draco)
Little version of Draco forgot his towel and is dripping water while being judged by crookshanks
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nancy || macxboyle @macxboyle.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
the serotonin spike i get from this every time 🤍🤍
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ambertentia 🧪🧬 @sonichhgene.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
The postwar Hermione healing fic I need: her mindhealer helping her overcome tent trauma, gently reminding she doesn’t need a portable house, apothecary, and mini library in her extendable bag for brunch or shopping. She's hesitant so he offers to tag along to these outings. The healer is Draco 🤭
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Zee || Zeebee3 @zeebee3.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
mini textfic, #dramione nsfw, step-siblings, mutual masturbation through a shared wall Had a thought last night and rolled with it. It’s silly and cracky. Context: Hermione and Draco have graduated from their separate schools, and are back to sharing a wall. Everyone is over 18 and super chill 🙃
Cover image with the title: don’t call it daddy
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dani ✦ @dnstardust.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
An unbidden, child-like laugh bubbles out of her. Draco looks over his shoulder at the sound, and his face transforms into a deliriously euphoric look that has the breath knocked out of her. #dramione #greenlight
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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tink 🦝 @pixydustworld.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
draco malfoy texts hermione this and she texts back: 🤨 who the hell is this
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David Peetz @davidpeetz.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
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jack ☁️🐇 @ravenflorals.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
DHR | drabble | cw : dry-humping, heavy makeout, they get interrupted but its not what you think. - the sound of soft panting and deep groans escapes through the small London flat. Draco held onto Hermione’s hips as she ground herself into him. Each movement he grips harder [ + ]
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thereisnohelp.bsky.social @thereisnohelp.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
This is honestly what kept me away from interacting on Twitter so this seems like a good start!!
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Libby 🎃Stink Gourd🎃 @libbystigaard.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
My phone just auto corrected "trauma dumping" to "trauma dumpling," so I painted this in case anyone would like a visual of my mental state. How's everyone else doing?
A small watercolor painting of a horrified looking cartoon dumpling.
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Len @chronophobique.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
When they hate each other so much that he lets her sit on his lap, yk #dramione #dhrart
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 07/11/2024
kit post
Kit the cat staring into the camera
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alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
it's been (only) two years since i drew this
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