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@therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social
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I'm only on here so I could submit my comedy slop to satire websites for validation from internet strangers. Are we still doing pronouns in work Zoom? Zhey/ZAM! Oh god, I need a job before I lose my house.

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Aintright @aintright.bsky.social · 19h
Bobbin the Robin singing his little heart out yesterday. #BirdOfTheDay #BestOfTheMonth #BirdPhotography #Birds #Nature #ECK
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Lecia Michelle @leciamichelle.bsky.social · 4h
On its way to terrorize some park goers.😂 #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky
Red-winged blackbird with black feathers and red and yellow feathers on its wing flies with wings tucked.
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 5h
Traditionally, the Fawn-breasted Brilliant dye their beards while on rumspringa.
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Lecia Michelle @leciamichelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today’s theme for #BirdOfTheDay is #EFG, birds beginning with any of those letters. A rose-breasted grosbeak.❤️ #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky
Bird with bright red and white breast, black and white wings and tail and brown and white head perched in a tree surrounded by bright green leaves.
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Lecia Michelle @leciamichelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A Mississippi kite and a dragonfly. #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky
Mississippi kite with gray and black and a dragonfly in flight.
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 11h
The Pacific Screech-Owl 20-25 cm Pacific slope of Middle America, southern Mexico down through Central America to NW Costa Rica. Mate for life nest in a tree cavity female incubates 34 days, male feeds her both parents feed chicks 5 weeks Parents feed , protect for 10 more weeks until they leave
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One Hashtag Birds @one-hashtag-birds.bsky.social · 12h
Spotted Towhee #birds
Spotted Towhee
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 10h
Would like to speak to the manager of your bird feeder.
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 10h
It was a small moment reflective of our entire state of body political. The lack of immediate consequences for Schmitt equally reflective of it, too. Our next government needs to right the wrongs of this administration and its patsies with the vigor, memory, and reanimated hands of the ancestors.
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 10h
What stood out to me in Schmitt‘s attack on Smith was the contrast between the two men. Schmitt‘s bombast was an unending reckless logorrhea; unethical, thoughtless, unreflective, evil. Smith was unflappable. A sigillate momentarily shell-shocked by the degeneracy making fantastical accusations.
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 11h
Melancholy Wolverine laying in bed staring at a picture frame, gently caressing a photo of a Swallow-tailed Kite gliding through the air.
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 11h
I accidently refreshed my feed instead of the photo of a swallowed-tailed kite, thereby losing the post of said swallowed-tailed kite so now my day is ruined. Here’s a link to Audubon’s Bird Guide.
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Swallow-tailed Kite
Our most beautiful bird of prey, striking in its shape, its pattern, and its extraordinarily graceful flight. Hanging motionless in the air, swooping and gliding, rolling upside down and then zooming....
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 11h
Bring back meerkat manor but with fat bears.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 14h
Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 11h
The last one I voted for came in with the Gingrich Revolution and then GTFO at the start of the tea party; back when third way people were trying to counter program as the coffee party. By 2001 there wasn’t a single one I‘d even entertain voting for.
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 11h
Thats the county GOP in a nutshell since forever. Vote party line 100% of the time when it matters and lionize when voting against party line because lack of party consensus let them vote “their conscious“ Independent thinker!
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starting a new indigenous medicine bird / shaman character. Roll 4d6, drop lowest roll for starting stats. Still need to workshop names and biography.
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty boi would never think of stealing hoagies from children down the shore like their deadbeat cousins.
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clever girl.
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chickadees are the short kings of the birding world.
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Taking an active shooter training for my workplace (because ‘merica!). TL;DR keep my head on a swivel, be aware of my surroundings at all times, escape routes, exits, improvisational weapons… basically be Jack Reacher. I sit at a desk all day and peak at 2,500 steps a day because of you assholes.
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone knew this kid in high school.
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Eloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eastern Yellow Robin, photo taken up at Mount Macedon, Victoria. © Nick Vertsonis Photography
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Eloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
- Male Bearded Reedling (Panurus biarmicus) in Lincolnshire, UK - Photo courtesy of Glyn Sellors.
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Paul’s Pics @paulspics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cedar Waxwing #BirdOfTheDay #BokehBirds #Birds #Photography
A Cedar Waxwing sheltering from the rain.
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He‘s got drip.
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go birds.
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tanager of the Day: Beryl-spangled Tanager 📷 Andres Vasquez Noboa
Photo of bird perched on a branch, description from ebird: ‘Small tanager found in Andean subtropical zone from Venezuela to Bolivia. Unmistakable: entire body boldly spotted with bright blue-green, sharply contrasting with black mask and back. No other tanager has such a spangled appearance. Sexes alike. A fairly common member of mixed flocks from around 1,500–2,500 m, within forest and also at edges or in second growth.’
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Lecia Michelle @leciamichelle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A killdeer. So loud, but I love them! #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky
Killdeer in flight. Feathers are black, white and brown.
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Eloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
- The red-and-yellow barbet (Trachyphonus erythrocephalus) is a species of African barbet found in eastern Africa. - Photo courtesy of Anthony Goldman‎, Tanzania
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Naturally, spectacular boi prefers Cooper sharp wit out on its cheese steak.
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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. @therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He stood up for his pets when Kash tried to give them shoulder rubs without permission
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tweet from Alex "Tropical" Forrest 🚉🌴 (@380kmh):

while u begged for treats I studied the blade

(picture of a dog wearing a cloak and in possession of two swords, one in its mouth)
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Violet @fetchingviolet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
From Helen Bennett today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #BokehBirds - any bird captured with a soft, muted or blurry background.Bonus points for any bokeh balls! Alt: #AwkwardAvian - any bird captured in a silly, clumsy or strange position! Ruby-throated Hummingbird #hummingbirds #birdphotography #bird
The photo shows a Ruby‑throated Hummingbird perched at the tip of a plant stem. The bird is small, with a long straight bill pointed upward, slightly open, gray‑white feathers on the chest, and darker feathers along the back and wings. Its tiny feet grip the stem just above a wilted orange flower. The stem has small droplets of water on it. The background is softly blurred in green tones, with round patches of light creating a gentle bokeh effect behind the hummingbird.
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Aintright @aintright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gordon the Goldcrest #BirdOfTheDay #AwkwardAvian #birdphotography #ECK #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky
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Aintright @aintright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kevin the Kingfisher #Bokeh #BirdOfTheDay #birdphotography #ECK #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 28/09/2026
Monday is scary here, take this teeny tiny owl
a pygmy owl resting on a branch.
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Eloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
- Green Jay (Cyanocorax yncas) in Texas, USA - Photo courtesy of Vineeth Radhakrishnan. - www.instagram.com/p/BrIb3SnBHC8/
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Eloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Baya Weaver. The baya weaver is a weaverbird found across the Indian Subcontinent and Southeast Asia. Flocks of these birds are found in grasslands, cultivated areas, scrub and secondary growth and they are best known for their hanging retort shaped nests . 📸: @sriram.wildlife.photographer
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Mike Henry @onlyveesaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Went for the Prairie Falcon, stayed for the Peregrine.
Juvie Peregrine Falcon perched on a snag with evidence of its prey on its beak
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A Black-and-white Warbler that successfully hunted down a tiny spider.
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julielfrost.bsky.social @julielfrost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A Lincoln's sparrow passing through on its migration journey. A lucky find as they are known to skulk low in dense brush and thickets. #Birds #SparrowSunday #Wildlife #Nature #BirdSky #Sparrow #Sparrows
A Lincoln's sparrow is perched on a branch, with blurred branches int eh background. The bird is passing through on its migration journey and was a lucky find as they are known to skulk low in dense brush and thickets. It is notable for its buffy chest band with sharp black streaks and a chestnut-colored crown with black streaks.
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Eloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Burrowing Owl. Small, long-legged owl of open grassy habitats. Appears brown at a distance with irregular white spotting. Yellow eyes. Typically found on the ground or perched on low fence posts or rocks. 📸: @irshan_ck
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Lecia Michelle @leciamichelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today's #BirdOfTheDay alt theme is #airborne. A belted kingfisher. #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky
Belted kingfisher with blue and white feathers and white around its neck in flight past green plants and trees.
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Eloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
- American Kestrel (Falco sparverius) - Photo courtesy of Karen L. Sirna.
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Elmer C.Teodoro Photography - Nature’s Living Light Images @natureslivinglight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Delicate wings in tranquil harmony. Luminous beauty beyond measure. Nature adorned with quiet elegance. Timeless wonder in a fleeting instant. Wonder grows wherever nature is cherished. #Hummingbird #birds #nature #naturesbeauty #wildlifephotography #stunday
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@Swede1952 @swede1952.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Peanut Specialist Both the male and female red‑bellied woodpeckers were at the feeders the morning I captured this image. This photo is of the female, who was carefully studying and digging through the piles of seed to find the perfect peanut.
"The image portrays a female, red-bellied woodpecker perched on a branch amidst lush green foliage. The bird has predominantly gray plumage with black and white stripes across her back and wings. Notably, she sports a vibrant red patch on the back of her head, a distinctive mark of many woodpeckers. She clutches a peanut at the end of her beak. The blurred background accentuates the bird as the focal point." - Microsoft Copilot with edits
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Wildlife @worldwildlife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Splendid Fairy-wren (Malurus splendens): 14cm (5.5in).This Australasian wren is aka simply the splendid wren or more colloquially in W. Australia as the blue wren. The splendid fairywren is found across Australia. Brilliant photo taken by Mitch Anderson in Australia #fairywren #australia #bird #bsky
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