Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sam buying bigger and bigger bells every time the mayds don’t wake up fast enough is how Big Ben was invented 0182
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yeah. Like, I don’t want to live in Cuba exactly but I do admire a society that keeps 60 year old cars on the road and also has a lung cancer vaccine 020
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Certainly easier and safer than handwashing clothes in boiling lye solution tho 000
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Famously, the washing machine didn’t actually save housewives any time. It just made it possible for ad men to design new things for housewives to worry about cleaning every day 230
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The battle of Tsushima gets just enough attention in AP World that I hear about it every year in my sophomore English classes 100
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I teach high school and to be honest sometimes the noise warnings are a welcome wake up call 022
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026seriously. Shut up Siri, my volume is loud because I damaged my hearing the old fashioned way (too many Pigface shows) 030
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m not ashamed to admit I owned the Klingon translation of Hamlet in high school/college 010
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I actually think they should translate it from early modern to old English. Beowulfing Shakespeare would rock 030
Reposted by Jonesy Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Nothing was beautiful and everything hurt 017728
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Very Bilbo’s ring vibes. This old thing? Just some trash I picked up one day. Stop asking about it. 020
Reposted by Jonesy Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS. 566280948612
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The sound design of the pod race is still at or near the top of in theater experiences for me 000
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They should have squires to pull the bats out for them. 030
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The “court conservatives” reality: *chuckles* I have to hand it to you JD, for being secretly against the war. After all? I was secretly for it. *guffaw* 000
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Yeah like. I don’t have real data, but the iPhone being exclusive to AT&T had most of my friend group switching providers (not me though [too poor]) 020
Reposted by Jonesy Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I recognize the pain of thinking if I could only talk to them one more time. 520230
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If it’s not inspired by Un Chien Andalou, I won’t watch 010
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Can the physics engine handle the white crumbly ones or will my immersion be ruined YET AGAIN 120
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Teaching students to use AI is like teaching chefs to use DoorDash. 010
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’m an AFT member and frankly your leadership in the area of tech and AI sucks shit. You sound like an out of touch principal. Older students also need to be taught to think, and teaching them to use AI tools is the opposite of teaching them to use their brains. 050
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The entire market for this book is granny’s who wish their kids would get the grandkids off the YouTubes 010
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026shut the fuck up fuck off you should be prosecuting the president and his lackeys not working with him 010
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I don’t think I bear a personal stain or any original sin BUT I do think it’s worthwhile to remember and teach my children that part of our privilege comes from having at least one ancestor who had the economic opportunity to own other human beings 000
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I taught 7th grade social studies a decade ago and NO JOKE our department used the turkey sandwich as our #1 example of the Columbian exchange 010
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026When I got my wisdom teeth out the surgeon dinged me for irrigating too much. shoulda considered that when you sent me home with two irrigators then doc!!! 150
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026yeah, google search is bad now but it’s not a justification for reposting LLM content. LLM is also bad 130
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026“AI suggests” 🛑🚩static.klipy.comClassic Film Scene: Man Says 'Get Out'ALT: Classic Film Scene: Man Says 'Get Out' 1110
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026He doesn’t want to play or walk two miles a day. But he can’t help it 010
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If you convince the dumbest guy in the squad that he’d look really cool with the hand cannon then you got nothing to worry about 0200
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This reminds me of my beer league softball team that was half record store burnouts and half aerospace engineer nerds 0160
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026They’re very fun. On my first day of teaching ever I got asked by a 7th grader if I was a vampire and by the time I left for high school 9 years later the amount of Dracula/twilight themed art featuring me in my files was staggering 120
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I put it on massive list of notable nonfiction for my AP English class & 6 juniors picked it for projects last school year. 010
Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I have many fond memories of long Waits in huge lines for big releases. But also I was 19 020
