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ThePorkWizard

@theporkwizard.bsky.social
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I like making silly art, guitar, Amiga and electronics projects over here:

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 18h
The kids are alright.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Mc Jugger Nuggets: WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT!
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unarmed 5 year olds are notoriously deady, ask anybody.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Crazy how Stratocasters have been around for over 70 years and haven't changed once, but AI still can not get them right.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Hey baby, why don'tcha press my turbo button....."
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Hi im Johnny Knoxville....."
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Johnny-Knoxville-Bull
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@lindsayellis.bsky.social sorry if this is the billionth time somebody has tagged you, but they are about to film Phantom with a 40 year collaborative cast: www.westendtheatre.com/370977/news/...
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Phantom of the Opera: live film announced for its 40th year | West End Theatre
Phantom of the Opera will be filmed live at its original London home for a 2027 cinema release, marking 40 years at His Majesty's Theatre.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Bender Laughs at Leela: Oh Wait, You're Serious
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Wait That's Illegal Halo Meme
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let's be honest, the official Sonic The Hedgehog discord isn't a forum, it's a watch list.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Then Don't Do It - Stephanie Tanner
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Albert Birney @albertbirney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tux and Fanny currently on sale on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2094730/...
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Save 50% on Tux and Fanny on Steam
A retro-inspired adventure puzzle game featuring multiple playable characters with interwoven storylines. Explore the natural (and unnatural) world for unique interactions and unlock items to aid you ...
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Add it to the list....
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It should be illegal to announce a Clutch album this early.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ross Kemp as Grant Mitchell: Leespoons Face
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Artist of what year?
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Peter Griffin's Drink Fail
ALT: Peter Griffin's Drink Fail
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"He's making a list, He's checking it twice, He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice, Pager Bombs are coming to town"
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Boo This Man! Boo!
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Woah What
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pic 1: "Awww yeah! Gonna play some Alien Breed! This is gonna be awesome!" Pic 2 literally evicerated 10 mins later: "Oh........yeah........" Lol. Thanks for the ptsd flashbacks @team17.bsky.social @commodoreofficial.bsky.social
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Standing infront of a the UN and bragging about commiting multiple war crimes is insane, literal comic book shit.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Unboxing New Jordans Shoes
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Ms Rachel Sips from Her Mug
ALT: Ms Rachel Sips from Her Mug
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Star Wars Finn & Poe: They Fly Now?
ALT: Star Wars Finn & Poe: They Fly Now?
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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The Whole Time Mrs Doubtfire
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uncle baby rainey🌈 @raineyrainbows.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
drink pumpkin spice lattes to your hearts content. JUST DONT BUY THEM FROM STARBUCKS.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's where I fall when I get the dosages wrong.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love that back in 1998 we thought futuristic monitors would be so big you could fit inside them.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Controversial"
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Pete Buttigieg: I Know Bait When I See It
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That Amiga PD ass music.
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Oh Yeah
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ramen?
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sure, space has plenty of adventurers and traders, but the Kimimi dynasty were a galactic nuisance, and that is job that very few are equiped for.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Guess who just woke up.... youtu.be/RKTCSHtp9Rs?...
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OPEN MINDS
YouTube video by GEMINI HOME ENTERTAINMENT
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me finding out everyone hates Ed Sheeran now.
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Bear In The Big Blue House: Come On In
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh Lord, do we have to start the week with Trump saying "Up the RA"
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I'M Tired Of This Grandpa
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Based Master Chief from Halo
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 12/09/2026
It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs 🪄🐇 EPISODE 2 📅 Releasing October 16th! 📅 Can't wait to show off what we've been working on so hard for these past 9 months!
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Washing Machine Full of Money
ALT: Washing Machine Full of Money
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Evergreen tweet
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wow. British heritage not good enough for you?
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Michael Che on SNL: That's Pretty Racist
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Considering sending these to my Canadian nephew for cultural heritage day at school.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Pretends to Be Shocked
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Jeff Goldblum's Thoughtful Smirk
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's literally in the theme song guys.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, he is offering a hug.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Highland-eh
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Picked up a copy of 'Jesus Simulator' on the Playstation store for a joke, was expecting utter trash. I have played far worse games and, there was a chapter where you solicit prostitutes and smash up the temple courtyard, no seriously.
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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Sir today's in-flight meal is Natalie"
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