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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Let's be honest, the official Sonic The Hedgehog discord isn't a forum, it's a watch list.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It should be illegal to announce a Clutch album this early.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pic 1: "Awww yeah! Gonna play some Alien Breed! This is gonna be awesome!" Pic 2 literally evicerated 10 mins later: "Oh........yeah........" Lol. Thanks for the ptsd flashbacks @team17.bsky.social @commodoreofficial.bsky.social

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Standing infront of a the UN and bragging about commiting multiple war crimes is insane, literal comic book shit.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.

A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.

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uncle baby rainey🌈 @raineyrainbows.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

drink pumpkin spice lattes to your hearts content. JUST DONT BUY THEM FROM STARBUCKS.

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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 12/09/2026

It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs 🪄🐇 EPISODE 2 📅 Releasing October 16th! 📅 Can't wait to show off what we've been working on so hard for these past 9 months!

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Considering sending these to my Canadian nephew for cultural heritage day at school.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Just a reminder that if Reform UK voters are comfortable beating and sucker punching protetsters and journalists infront of thousands of eyewitnesses and national news cameras, then those domestic violence allegations make a lot more sense.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

As a wired headphones user my entire life, now I'm forced to used a blutooth set, I have to admit, I like it when the Chinese lady says "Battery fully charged" and I'm like "Aww yeah, lie to me baby".

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I'm not saying I am the reason that The Runner is an unwatchable piece of dogshit. But I am saying that I screamed "You Cunt!" at her from the top deck of a bus in Canary Wharf whilst they were filming that unwatchable dogshit.

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I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme

ALT: I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Genesis Day 6: God: "Check it out guys I got a good one! We make a dog, with incandescent rage and an unquenchable thirst for violence" Angels: "We already made plenty of those..." God: "Wait, wait......but it's the size of a grapefruit...." Angels: "That's hilarious, we're on it boss"

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Stan Twt Evil Chihuahua Grin

ALT: Stan Twt Evil Chihuahua Grin

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Personally I think if Tom Cruise wants to make a Days Of Thunder sequel, it should release alongside another dogshit Amiga licensed game.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Chihuahuas: "Yes I see your point, but hear me out; What if it was OUR personal space?"

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

According to social media, it would seem I am the only person that doesn't have a photo with Dolly Parton.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Please nobody tell him, because he'll tweet about what a "nasty woman she was" just for engagement.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This is the greatest Muppets musical sketch by a country mile.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The Prosecutors in the Luigi Mangione case said they want justice for Brian Thompson, I'm pretty sure he already got that.

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Sushichaeng's Shady Wine Reaction

ALT: Sushichaeng's Shady Wine Reaction

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Just a reminder Clacton, one of your candidates isn't in the Epstein Files.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Thought experiment: Imagine applying for the same job 7 times (one of those times the interviewers prefered a dolphin) On the 8th time the interviewers are looking for a racist so you try that Then you never turn up to work Then you quit Then you re-apply To avoid talking about back handers

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Tom Hardy as Eddie Brock: He's A Crook!

ALT: Tom Hardy as Eddie Brock: He's A Crook!

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

How petty am I? I found my sixth form tutor's report that says "Design & Technology was not a good choice for Jonathan or his teachers" Inside the bedroom I built, inside the wardrobe I built, next to the guitar rack I built, that holds guitars I built, I hung it in a matching frame. #FuckYou

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Allow me to do the most 80's thing ever in honour Argentina youtu.be/igCrZ23QJ0Q?...

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graham lineham is a divorced man

YouTube video by notgnilgum

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Doesn't matter how you groom this thing, it always looks like you've hammered the randomize button one too many times in the Sims character creator.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I don't know why there are a million Hatsune Miku England Football squad memes, and I dont want to.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Even if it's "Because we hate Argentina more", it's very weird to be English in some kind of international competition and NOT have the entire planet rooting against you.

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Wicked: What Is This Feeling? Musical

ALT: Wicked: What Is This Feeling? Musical

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

RIP Sam Niel. Watch Event Horizon.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The Advertisers have told FIFA there is a storm warning and to move the game to primetime to maximise 𝗏̶𝗂̶𝖾̶𝗐̶𝖾̶𝗋̶𝗌̶ safety. #England v #Mexico # worldcup26

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WayForward @wayforward.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Enjoy this brand-new teaser image revealed at Anime Expo for the next Shantae game, currently in development!

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Hey guys, should we wind up the Americans and tell them this is how they have to play against Bosnia and Herzegovina? #WorldCup2026

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Ok hear me out, What if we just blew up the sun?

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Ecuador v Germany 2026 is going to be considered one of THOSE World Cup games. Fantastic.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

"Well this tactic isn't working, let's keep doing it" #ENGGHA

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Look, I'm not saying I would do it ALL for the nookie, but my actions would be partially influenced by the nookie, 'nookie adjacent' if you will.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The worst thing about being English is that every 2 years, the men's team will make it through the group stages, and then everywhere plays THAT fucking song on repeat.

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Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.

ALT: Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Pride month book and a herbal witch tea. I need a garden.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Does Mattel make a HR Corporate wear Skeletor action figure? Because I would Really love a HR Corporate wear Skeletor action figure.

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ThePorkWizard @theporkwizard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

If you loved me, you would buy me the Ghana World Cup shirt.

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