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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 6h

he has to sleep like this every night 😭 because he's my lil pal 😭😭

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 17h

i mean i have to have SOME restraint

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

could have sworn it was in r/19684 but i no longer have it in my upvote history, maybe that means it was deleted? there were 10 or so people trying to explain to each other why it was Too Far

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

saw some people on reddit losing their MINDS over this

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

oh man my pronunciation wasn't even close

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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

2026 is so fucking weird man

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

gonna make a fortune selling boomer shirts that seem zany but are actually sad. shit like "i *tried* to stop drinking...but i can't!"

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"sir, you draw your michael against me?!"

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

telling someone to be home to sign for a package and then not showing up should be a crime. they should kill you for it

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

world's fair? i sure hope it is

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the keith haring AI joke is farming more rage on reddit, in a new format. truly an all-timer

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

another thing i have realized is that you're better at counter-strike if you are not drinking The Substance That Makes You Bad At Things

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i'm a big fan of the new dynamic crosshair thing, makes it a lot easier to see when your aim is sharp vs. spread

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

after 27 years of playing cs i have realized that i play better with music blasting. first match of the day, set to MINT SUIT's "Y2K's Eyes"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026

Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket theonion.com/man-tries-to-save-marr…

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

me: ugh my arms are still smaller than everyone else's blair: you know, comparison is the thief of joy me: yeah but i saw the thief of joy the other day and he was RIPPED

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

he likes being up here because he gets attention

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

big fan of this spot in boulder that feels like an outdoor backrooms

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

everything cynthoni does sounds so amazing

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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026

ME: Trying to remember which Avengers were in the first movie. Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow…that’s everyone, right SCOTTISH GUY: Och aye ME: Oh right. Easy to forget him though

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

worried that the liberty mutual ads are getting too abstract

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i always thought songs were too small, glad they're making them bigger tbh

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

[beep] uwu this is your captain speaking. unfortunatewy my big ol paws can't use any of these knobs

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

crap this guy's gonna have me waiting here all day

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i used to have a small hard drive so i could only install 3 games at once, but now i can install 50+ at once! i still do not feel like playing any of the ones i've installed

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

good reacher: "all i own is a toothbrush, and now my toothbrush is broken" bad reacher: "any dance invented after the lindy hop is bullshit"

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

the best reacher is "weirdo autist reacher" (s3) and the worst reacher is "boomer in a 30-year-old body reacher" (s2)

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hope was not a good movie but at least it was insanely long

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gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

my local theater is taking advantage of Digger's unique 1.50:1 aspect ratio by playing Subway Surfer over on the right side. that's smart

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