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Pat Green

@thepatgreen.bsky.social
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Animal lover. Dogs are better than humans. Currently in a very rough relationship with the Dallas Cowboys. Part time P1. The Dumb Zone is the truth,

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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Cowboys defense is what we thought they were.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This clip nails the halo effect, the cognitive bias psychologist Edward Thorndike named back in 1920. We judge ability and character by looks alone, and reality often proves us wrong.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OMG. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Two million likes on TikTok… and counting.
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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hilarious!
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Serious, Yahoo @okienoah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This way, FBI agents won’t have sex with them
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This team sucks!!
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Let’s go Cowboy’s
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Jerry Jones Dallas Cowboys
ALT: Jerry Jones Dallas Cowboys
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Please tell me this is fake!
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Under 18 U.S.C. § 597, it is a crime to offer, give, solicit, or accept compensation in exchange for voting, withholding a vote, or voting for or against a particular candidate. Felon gonna felon.
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twist @pvdork.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Beautiful video released by the family of Dolly Parton
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’m not sure Kia really gets it. Tone deaf.
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Summer sucks here.
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Dr. Elle, Her Celestial Majesty ✨👑🌌 @abstractica.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ㅤ Tiny forest growing on a single pine cone — Hana_b30 ㅤ
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
SD Padres Catching-Coordinator and Former Texas Rangers baseball player, Oswaldo Pirela, was detained by ICE at the airport in El Paso, TX. A resident of AZ, he has lived and worked in the United States since 2014 and is a father to two United States born daughters.
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Mama shows babies that the dog is nothing to fear. 😍🥹🐾
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sure let’s reason with them.
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Strait of Hormuz to remain close until U.S. meets Iranian demands. Are we winning now?
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Its a little bit funny
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
it’s cool that if you turn on ESPN nowadays you’re fairly likely to see the 24th best QB in the NFL discussing the lab leak conspiracy with a man in a tank top
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NBA Stat @nbastat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
These handles at his age are not normal 🤯 (via aj_lovetoball/IG) #NBA
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Alliance Against Gun Violence and Gun Violence Ticker. @gunviolenceticker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wholesome content time!
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/07/2026
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I will start watching golf if this becomes a thing!
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He's possibly under contract.
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Its 103 at 7:07. Fuck me.
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Now I’m convinced he’s alive.
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I hope this is the last day of soccer talk on my favorite sports talk station. I’m glad most enjoyed the World Cup. I’m just not a fan of the sport. Real football is almost here.
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I am a Vernon Reid fan.
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Mitch McConnell Posts Photo From Recent Rehab
Mitch McConnell doing one handed push-up with his wife standing on his back
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Proof of life!
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wait -they’re flammable? www.wrtv.com/news/local-n...
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Fort Wayne man cuts off penis, uses it to set mother's garage on fire, police say
Prosecutors have charged a Fort Wayne man with arson after he was accused of cutting off his penis and using it to burn down his mom’s garage.
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Resist Trump 🤬 🤦🏽‍♂️🇺🇸 💜💙💪🏽 @resist-trumps-rule.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A new sequel 🤣🤣💙
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Another one.
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is Granbury Facebook. I don’t even want to look at the reactions.
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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🍁Capt.John E. Rock @johnerock.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
No Musers this week. So, another week of podcasts in the morning.
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RescueJen @rescuejen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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💙PaTresha 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦 @patresha10.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Bwahahaha
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Stealthgirl 🫘 @stealthgirl21.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Political cartoonists are better than mainstream media
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Trump arrives in Tehran after signing the Iran deal. 🏳️
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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McDonald's Brings Back Fried Apple Pie After 34 Years
After three decades, McDonald's is bringing back their iconic friend apple pie for America's 250th birthday, but only for a limited time.
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The United States becomes the first country in history to pay $300 billion to a country it defeated 50 times in one war.
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Pat Green @thepatgreen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This photo says it all.
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