possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 27/05/2025why are there so many companies named aura and why are they always sponsoring youtubers 000
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 16/05/2025i think the most offensive thing about hank green is his guitar that says “this machine pwns noobs” in the shape of woody guthrie’s “this machine kills fascists”. i generally respect him but that guitar makes it very difficult 100
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 14/05/2025protip: wait for your eyelashes to fully dry after crying before trying to curl them 000
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 07/05/2025i guess ben stiller has loved creepy ass hallways since at least 2018 000
Reposted by possum orb🪑🫀Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 01/05/2025Me, lying in bed: “wow this is just like what former Beach Boys member Brian Wilson did” 1633439
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 17/04/2025why do ads say “up to zero” like that basically means nothing 😭 010
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 15/04/2025cat asleep on my lap but i have to go to class 💔 this world is so cruel 010
Reposted by possum orb🪑🫀Amanda @mandalikewine.bsky.social · 26/11/2023My 15yo convinced my 11yo to watch The Fly with him. Apparently she loved it so much she wrote a review. 32798111
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 31/03/2025is it stolen valor to be cis and born on trans visibility day? does my existence contribute to trans invisibility? 110
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 08/03/2025@2toesup.bsky.social i never watch jacks lives but i heard from a friend u were talking about severance and i stopped what i was doing to find and rewind the stream to hear ur thoughts. u are always and forever cooler and funnier than ur husband 🙏 000
Reposted by possum orb🪑🫀Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 25/02/2025Got a bunch of food and device safety folks back at FDA. Every win is a goddamn win. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/24/s... (archive.ph/G1EGn)nytimes.comF.D.A. Reinstates Fired Medical Device, Food and Legal StaffersThe agency changed course just days after firing employees who oversee the safety of food and life-sustaining medical devices. Dozens of workers said they and others were back at work Monday. 221748
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 07/02/2025swept the floor while wearing roller skates, i wonder how many other people have done that before 000
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 19/01/2025if i was a cat i would fucking love chewing on cardboard 020
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 15/01/2025i told my mother in her 60s “go piss girl”. it just came out like a vocal tic, no prior thought 030
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 11/01/2025why is spotify recommending i listen to the audiobook of the stranger by albert camus when all i use it for is to listen to indie pop music 010
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 05/01/2025it’s half past 3 in the morning and my eyes are puffy from crying after a very good very big chat with a dear friend, and i’m trying to use my free will to stop myself from googling henry kissinger instead of going to bed. why am i like this? 000
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 03/01/2025another year, another fucking person telling me to start a podcast 220
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 02/01/2025it’s kinda awesome to reject men’s romantic/sexual advances, idk why i was so afraid the first time i had to do it 210
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 21/11/2024do u ever watch a movie with people and realize maybe they just don’t like Art with Themes? 100
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 15/11/2024there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see 120
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 15/11/2024i like linguistics because i know someone will have an answer for why the word terrific can mean really good and the word horrific can mean really bad, while the words terror and horror can describe similarly unpleasant feelings 010
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 12/11/2024one of these days i’ll shower somewhere with decent water pressure and i think that will fix me 110
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 07/10/2023this god damn post i’ve thought about it twice a week for a month at the very least 030
possum orb🪑🫀 @theorb.bsky.social · 11/09/2023how the fuck did i not know trey the explainer was posting thirst traps on twitter 230
