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Ngeru

@theonlycat.bsky.social
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🔞 MINORS DNI 🔞 31 | any pronouns | pansexual | a cat or dog of some persuasion, living in NZ. NSFW likely, sorry not sorry

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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I mean it's Hegseth for sure. Or is he more of a whisky guy
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conor 🔜 Pawcon @hyena.sh · 12/10/2026
when dad takes away your ipad
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orf 🔞 @orforf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Hookup - Page 29 hookupcomic.com
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trip to Akaroa this weekend! Gosh NZ is so pretty
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Poisonwood babble @poisonwoodbible.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
National - B*gger the Basics - F*ck the Future - what's more basic and building for the future than having reliable, efficient transport between the North and South Island... #nzpol
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is every executive's brain just melted by LLM's? Not every property needs to be fortnite'd good grief.
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Welp, being pandered to has worked and I'm going to try deadlock. Never learned a moba before... But but rat man...
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well I just finished control and I've been meaning to...
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh fuck might be time to actually play this now
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👻 Daz-BOO-ns 🎃 @daztoons.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
May I introduce my new poster: the Kartoon-Sutra! The FUN of LoveMaking ❤️ A silly poster for the toons that are tired of being family friendly. Filled with 20 fun, ACME approved positions and acts, guaranteed to heat things up in the bedroom - both figuratively AND literally!! more info in 🧵
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RetroSpace // immersive discopunk space horror @retrospacegame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The time has come, immsim sickos... 🪩!!! RETROSPACE IS OUT NOW !!!🪩 You're just a simple janitor, but it's up to you to save humanity from cosmic madness! > Immersive, disco-punk, space-horror, stealth-shooter, eurojank, janitor core > Grab the game now on Steam and consoles!
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm having a blast, I needed this right now. You've broken the imsim curse and released the full game, congrats!! 🎉🎉
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 20/09/2026
get your shit together Sherman
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Feels weird to finally be married to my best friend after a decade together but man does it feel good. It does actually feel different now, it's weird
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also I got married on Saturday. Genuinely the most magical day of my life, it couldn't possibly have been better
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tomb Raider Gold! I remember being so excited to come home from school every day so I could play more of this! It was so mysterious and vaguely scary to young me, I was hooked
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👻 Daz-BOO-ns 🎃 @daztoons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NEW COMIC: "having a deer wife must be great, you get to be the head of the house and be so dominating" Y-yeag...
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YJB @yjb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hasan was absolutely right
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reilly 🐾 @poss.dog · 17/09/2026
A Venn diagram. The outer circles read dog, car, and husband. The intersection of dog and car is horse. The intersection of dog and husband is werewolf. The intersection of car and husband is centaur. The intersection of all three is dragon.
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
But punching myself in the balls is free, so I'd rather do that instead
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Rainworld but for trans women instead of therians (affectionate)
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me and my boyfriend are now having a conversation about whether or not Zohran Mamdani, mayor of New York City, has jerked it to Renamon.
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Truly a blessing
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Maybe the true persona is a barista because the only good cop is one that isn't a cop anymore
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Coyote Vs Acme was amazing btw Foghorn Leghorn being a race traitor was a weird direction to go in but I did like it. Pepe LePew's one joke was also perfect
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The combat abilities are a little unintuitive to use tbh. Fun but good!
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Blood of Dawnwalker is super good so far, combat feels good etc It is trying EXTREMELY hard to be The Witcher 3. This is not a bad thing!! The music is similar, the character can be told apart from humans by his eyes, the dialogue system is the same, I could go on. Pretty fun so far though
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Ross @rossciaco.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
chillin' Coyote
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Loyalty and love like no human can deliver.
Silhouette of a person and a horse touching affectionately at sunset. Text above reads, "Marriage is insignificant compared to the bond between man and horse."
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yeah chiitan liked a dick joke I skeeted once, it's either a bot or a really chill intern
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ooohhh the city council!
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Shasta 🐦‍⬛ @shasta.corvid.dev · 03/09/2026
I’m losing it at the placement of this hole in the wall
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Abigail Gloom, "Better Angels" Out Now! @abigailgloom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The VVitch is some of the most impressive filmmaking and screenwriting I've never seen, and more so given it was Eggers' debut film. He went on to make The Lighthouse, imo one of the best movies ever.
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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The VVitch: Live Deliciously
ALT: The VVitch: Live Deliciously
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s a nutty life! 🐿️ www.reddit.com/r/Amazing/s/...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026
Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixtur…
Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More
Local Porch Lamp Source Of Incandescent Bliss
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Baddtraxx @baddtraxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is seriously the funniest shit I saw today
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Toontown Degenerate @toonboots.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Plague Tale games really don't miss huh
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Ngeru @theonlycat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
She looks like she's going to call the police on young Latino children running a lemonade stand
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👻 Daz-BOO-ns 🎃 @daztoons.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
[NEW COMIC] Damn, that new house speaker doesn't mess around.
Comic depicting Daz as the new house speaker. A politician attempts to repeal gay marriage based on the fact he thinks all gay people are pedophiles. This triggers an alarm, to which house speaker Daz explains that, because he is trying to pass law that harms minorities for no reason, and that it is based on opinion that holds no scientific of statistical grounds, has earned the politician "40 minutes in the Horse Fly Helmet".
The politician protests, saying that he is being punished for having an opinion [continued on next page/image]House Speaker Daz calmly explains that the politician is "playing victim, after being called out for trying to harm innocent people with new policy" and has thus, earned 30 extra minutes in the horse fly helmet.
Panel 2 shows the helmet placed on the politician, as he screams in agony, thousands of hungry horseflies feasting on his face.
The muffled screams continue into panel 3, as Daz and another politician (getting ready to speak) stand watching. 
The last panel shows Daz turning to the new politician, saying "ok, next topic! Pull funding from hospitals to...what was it again? DataCentres?"
The politician recoils in a panic "D-did I say 'datacentres??' "
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 22/08/2026
Nintendo’s new US patent has major implications for the future of games that run like dogshit. paletteswap.site/dif...
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Red-necked Tanager 4-7cm South America Eats fruits, nectar and insects Highly Social: travel in a tight family group, and join mixed species foraging flocks high up in trees. Monogamous pairs build their nest together and share all parenting duties.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Where's my Breakfast?" by Daniel Arthur
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Baron Blobert Von Mucinex the 4th @juda1313.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For todays shot of art, Where's My Breakfast II, Daniel Arthur, oil on panel, 2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
leaving the party without saying goodbye to anybody
An illustration of a spectral wizard passing through a brick wall
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
4 Panels of Jonathan Frakes doing intros for Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction

Panel 1: Have you ever burst through the door to the emergency room?

Panel 2: Have you ever consulted a receptionist?

Panel 3: Have you ever spoken with a doctor?

Panel 4: Have you ever experienced loss?
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