Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 11/10/2025WHAT THE FUCK MARINERS WIN THIS FUCKING SERIES ALREADY PLEASE AND THANK YOU 010
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 17/09/2025with some reluctance...the updated Tyler Robinson fact pattern supports a hypothesis of fulminant mood dysregulation: dysphoric mania, brain tumor, or COVID neuropsychiatric sequelae last thing I want is the Eye of Sauron to turn on mental illness tho 000
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 11/09/2025damn, ladies, back off on that juju a bit--you were supposed to give him a rash, not an exsanguination I guess this means the Mariners are going to win the World Series now, though. 020
Reposted by CharlesJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/11/2024according to snopes there is no cheez-its football team where all the players are talking wheels of cheese. it's only a commercial 1063975271
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 04/07/2024The linguistic background of Skibidi Toilet...a thread: 100
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 24/06/2024And on that note - you mean to tell me there's no #bowling interest group on bluesky? How can I brag about my recent personal best? 111
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 24/06/2024I've been a bit remiss on the skeeting & reply-guying lately but some of it was a lack of ipad organization so I just forgot to do it. 000
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 04/03/2024Here’s a strange thing to happen. Taking a cross country road trip and crossing the Laurens County SC line while listening to “My Shot” from Hamilton. Of course the county and city was owned by the musical character’s awful father. 000
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 05/01/2024Things have gotten so grim on the roads these days that when someone does something courteous like making space to merge I get annoyed and wonder what they’re up to 🤨 000
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 05/01/2024OK so if you're older than about 25 and are terrified by Skibidi Toilet, all you need to know is that it's just Weird Al meets They Live meets Armored Fleet Dairugger XV. That's all it is, and for what it's worth, it's actually pretty good. Let the kids enjoy things. 010
Reposted by CharlesDr. Rebecca J. Epstein-Levi @rjelevi.bsky.social · 05/12/2023I’m a non-Zionist Jew who has devoted my career to the study of & participation in Jewish life, text, & practice. Some of my most knowledgeable, humane, & passionately Jewish mentors and colleagues are anti/non-Zionist. If, per the US House, we are antisemites, then that term has lost all meaning. 211035290
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 04/12/2023Hm, TV Titan V5 looks unstoppable youtu.be/IiFSGjWXq0c?... 000
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 04/12/2023PSA: if you’re gonna do Elf on the Shelf jokes for God’s sake make the shit actually rhyme or I don’t know just don’t 000
Reposted by CharlesHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 30/11/2023Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck 93623964
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 30/11/2023if you haven't seen this yet, now might be a good time www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIVD...youtube.comThe Trials Of Henry Kissinger - 2002This incisive documentary offers a sobering portrait of statesman Henry Kissinger, quite possibly the most powerful and influential diplomat in U.S. governme... 000
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 30/11/2023in b4 10,000 X threads on why Kissinger is good, ackshuyally 000
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 28/11/2023I wish to inform you that I have watched the first 68 episodes of Skibidi Toilet and therefore I am UP TO DATE. Best I can tell it’s as if a dadaist mashed up Max Headroom and Voltron. 000
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 26/11/2023confidential to Thomas Frank and Elon Musk: Just say the n-word whenever you feel like it. Stop delegating it to contrived diatribes about...what is it....wokeness? 000
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 25/11/2023ChatGPT is an intelligence test. If you’re overly impressed by it, you ain’t smart. 000
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 25/11/2023NBA: none NFL: Seahawks & Cowboys NHL: Kraken & Stars MLB: Mariners MLS: Seattle Sounders FC Premier League: was Everton but they’re not long for it, re-adopting Sheffield U from childhood College: I went to a division II so no dawg in the hunt but maybe Washington & Stanford IDK 220
Reposted by CharlesPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 25/11/2023Our carceral system works by using the worst people — Chauvin, Dahmer, and other outliers — to induce us to accept and even applaud inhuman conditions involving assault, rape, grotesque neglect, and deliberate abuse. It’s not a strategy that would work on a healthy or decent society. 501730363
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 23/11/2023Toyota Financial's new website design is just a fucking dumpster fire. Absolutely nothing about it is good. Everything about it sucks. Using it is miserable. I mean making the monthly car payment is awful enough but this fucking thing just rubs the salt in. 000
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 16/11/2023hm....highest-ranking woman gaslighting everyone on behalf of the highest-ranking man... X/Twitter, now with dysfunctional goth/kink nightclub vibes 000
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 19/10/2023So yeah current BG3 playthrough and I accidentally click a floor tile at the bank. Next thing I know I am up to my ass in enraged Waukeenite paladins. And let me tell you, paladins aren’t just OP for players….those Waukeenites gave me more trouble than the fucking Netherbrain. 000
Reposted by CharlesNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 18/10/2023the Bandcamp thing feels like we're now at a stage of capitalism where if anything is good - if it is useful, if it fulfills a purpose, if it creates something beautiful - that tells capital that someone is not being exploited ENOUGH 422833774
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 16/10/2023(D&D/BG3 shitpost) Apparently Infernal is just Latin, and Baateze contracts are written with AI image generators. 000
Reposted by CharlesMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2023the dumbest men on earth are fighting 2013877612
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 30/09/2023this is basically my therapy sessions r/n youtu.be/C6GskvjT71o?... 010
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 30/09/2023GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA JP IS HANGRY 000
Reposted by CharlesTom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 30/09/2023elon musk is the most insufferable guy on the planet. he's the kind of guy who demands the dungeon master reroll 26110
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 30/09/2023I just wasted 10 hours of BG3 playing time because I’m not “smart” enough to just nod and say “yeah sure Jaheira my team and I will just yeet ourselves into that hole bored by Cthlulu’s giant penis.” 000
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 26/09/2023So I never played much D&D 5e tabletop but I have brain guzzled all the source books. Two things…… 100
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 26/09/2023hear me out Taylor Swift is The Absolute. www.etonline.com/travis-kelce... 000
Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 23/09/2023Mariners are so freaking weird. Losing so many 1-0 games and now, getting BTFO in Texas 8-0 they bring the tying run to the plate in one inning 110
