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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Yes. But probability is nearly zero as FIFA really loves them some authoritarians.

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

That happened like 9 years ago, amirite?

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

same. when I faced a question where I disagree with both, I chose the response that would be most at odds with tech bros, as that is both in the spirit of the test and also in line with my ranking of evils .

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

0%. I've been in this industry since 1989. Not sure whether this result is shocking or obvious.

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

possible, but I also think many people underestimate the psychopathy of the billionaire class

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

when I look on his works I do indeed feel despair

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

maybe the attitude of the far left towards these protests is actually good because it increases the absurdity of the administration's assertions about it?

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

WHAT THE FUCK MARINERS WIN THIS FUCKING SERIES ALREADY PLEASE AND THANK YOU

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Why do the Mariners always do this shit?

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

what in the actual fuck is going on

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Maybe Adam Young (Owl City) would be interested?

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

what does that even mean? "Katie, what is sex with Temu Agent 47 like?"

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

No notes, and sure, why let Sartre have all the "fun?"

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Is that available in a PDF format somewhere so I can do some LLM-type analysis shit with it? But yes, HF is absolutely batshit but also incredibly dangerous.

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I guess technically correct is not always the best kind of correct

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

because of YouTube and TikTok he's probably going to have hundreds

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

with some reluctance...the updated Tyler Robinson fact pattern supports a hypothesis of fulminant mood dysregulation: dysphoric mania, brain tumor, or COVID neuropsychiatric sequelae last thing I want is the Eye of Sauron to turn on mental illness tho

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

how did you get banned from all the dating apps?

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

they were supposed to just give him a rash therefore I'm afraid to ask them for anything

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

well THAT'S just fucking great

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

damn, ladies, back off on that juju a bit--you were supposed to give him a rash, not an exsanguination I guess this means the Mariners are going to win the World Series now, though.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

according to snopes there is no cheez-its football team where all the players are talking wheels of cheese. it's only a commercial

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 06/08/2024

so in other words the “IF it hurts consumers” part of section 1 probably fails, right?

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 06/08/2024

yeah srsly you can’t just be sittin there doin a RICO like that

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 10/07/2024

Great. SCMP is basically RT. Just say no. That is all.

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 10/07/2024

Wait Texas made it illegal for power companies to show a map of their outages? Fucking hilarious if true

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 10/07/2024

SCMP is basically Beijing’s version of the “Voice of America”, a naked anti-anything-not-China propaganda outlet Could still be true but anything sourced from it should probably be corroborated.

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 09/07/2024

The song was written by Hoyt Axton tho

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 09/07/2024

“Perm, do both”, as debaters say.

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 09/07/2024

Ah yes the Sleater-Kinney to Bikini Kill pipeline

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 09/07/2024

Developing the trash sorting robot woulda cost an order of magnitude less than flooding the market with dumbshit chat bots.

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

...and now you can go into that cocktail party armed with the proper background on Skibidi when you start talking about "kids these days". Gen Alpha is just getting started, too, so fucking buckle up.

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

5. It's NOT related to "Skibidi" by Russian rave artist Little Big, but that does show you how much Russian and Bulgarian dance music cross-pollinate with each other.

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

4. And that song itself is probably shouting out the infamous 1994 track "Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop" by Scatman John. Sorry for reminding you of that one. But in Balkan hip hop that clearly made an impression as it shows up over and over.

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

3. In turn, Dragonov is shouting out an iconic Bulgarian grime dance number from 2000 produced by Rumanetsa & Enchev called "Pipni me tuk". The Dragonov track contains lyrics from that song, and the R&E song has the phrase "dip skibidi dip dip skibidi tip tip"

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

2. The particular "skibidi" in "Skibidi Toilet" is a distorted sample of "Dom Dom Yes Yes" by Bulgarian-Turkish hip-hop artist Biser Dragonov. This is a typical Balkan hip-hop song where he boasts about how he's going to beat you at drag racing and run off with your girl.

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

1. "Skibidi" itself is a long-running phrase in "scat singing", rhythmic constellations of nonsense syllables set to a syncopated rhythm. The exact vocalization of "skibidi" probably goes back to at least the 1940s and perhaps longer.

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

The linguistic background of Skibidi Toilet...a thread:

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 26/06/2024

if a hospital says she’s mentally ill she probably actually is, yo “leniency” hopefully means “involuntary treatment” which is definitely not a picnic i tend to agree that Chaya herself needs to face…something…

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 26/06/2024

oh wait, you WERE talking about naming and shaming to which i fully agree without reservation hard to make it a crime tho

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 26/06/2024

6000 SUX, electric version

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 26/06/2024

i’m with you but it is in fact very hard to define “stochastic terrorism” in a way that won’t be used to target our side

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Charles @theonecpk.bsky.social · 26/06/2024

yes, let’s further stigmatize mental illness, that will totally solve authoritarianism!! 🙄

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