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theo 💕

@theo-pocalypse.bsky.social
52 followers 80 following 197 posts

dumb and gay 🏳️‍⚧️ he/him another seattle puppy boy daddy’s favorite poly | pan | kink | furry

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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ballard is a pile of spaghetti that got turned into roads
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i am TERRIBLE at discerning tone over text. are you trying to fuck me or are you being a little jester? who’s to say 🤡
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
normal conversations
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
first experience trying to swim again at the gym as trans person went GREAT of course 🙃
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"Angel" Breel -> furpocalypse @angelbreel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Remember to get your shots, animals~ :3 🎨: @eyeball6300.bsky.social
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Fox @foxcouncil.com · 10/09/2026
The Dick™ will fix me
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Fox @foxcouncil.com · 10/09/2026
Hahah, they really see me. I feel so seen
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i need to be bent over and taken 😵‍💫
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"it is a terminable offense to bite or otherwise assault a fellow employee, unless it is documented as consensual by both parties and the appropriate forms are filed with HR" -former employer's handbook I still want to know what led to that having to be put into the book.
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Nate💕 @bucawkke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Need to be collared until it leaves marks🥴
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'll tell trans folks the same thing I told furries a couple weeks ago. Take this advice from an ex-reporter of 15 years. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Tredain, fluffy one @tredain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am inclined towards hope because I simply do not view despair as an option.
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i am feeling absolutely feral… i need teeth imprints and paws all over me !!
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I will not be shackled by the failures of your god
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
call me pride the way im swallowing it
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
when i am out somewhere or having a good time, i collect rocks that catch my eye to remind myself i had a good day. when i feel down, i look at all of the rocks i’ve gathered and look at all of the good days i have had. there will be more rocks to come.
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Vausch @vauschthepuca.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I made these AI SLOP stickers that I put on things if I see it in the wild. Quite fun use of the vinyl cutter~
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
like sands through an hourglass, these are the days of our lives
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if i have to answer another stupid fuckass question today i am going to need bail money
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
seeing other people’s transition timelines gives me so much hope. i’ve been in an ugly duckling stage for so long, i am SO excited for the day i bloom.
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Fox @foxcouncil.com · 30/08/2026
I wanna look at a dick
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
forging connections is hard because of the time it takes - i have many surface level / friendly interactions, but i crave connecting with people on a deeper level. i must be patient and be earnest. Good Things Take Time
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𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓉𝒶𝓉𝑜 𝓟𝓪𝓭𝓻𝓮 @bubbagummyeen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So many of my friends need this shirt
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i may be a dirtbag but i am freeeeeeee
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it’s a bad week to be 80
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
jawless Jerry walked so Jimothy could run #tacoma
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It seems that news of Dolly Parton’s death has resulted in a flood of joyous stories and clips and photos of her. For a brief moment, she has managed to erase the toxicity of social media. A parting gift, if ever there was one.
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Dolly Parton: 'I'm Proud Of You'
Alt: Dolly Parton: 'I'm Proud Of You'
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rest in peace Dolly. You were one of the world’s kindest souls. Damn :(
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
not having parents fucking sucks. i know i am too old to want my mom, and i would never call her… but fuck, man
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Transgender
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Anojaa @anojaa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This game is a really good way to bond with your friends.
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Tabby 🔜 Howloween @cuppatabby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hi, Seattle folks! A member of our community needs help. If you’ve been to Pony, you’ve met Scary Ann. She is a pillar of our community. Please donate and boost. This is a time where it’s our turn to give back to someone who has given SO much to Seattle
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s time to center yourself by repeating these words of power.
Text with humorous "Warrior Affirmations" about interactions with Jesus, mentioning things like being cool, waiting before inviting Jesus home, and watching "Pawn Stars" on the couch.
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
give a pup a cookie and he’ll ask for all of your milk
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
if a hot sweaty man offers you a hug, say yes without hesitation
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i made this comic almost ten years ago… i like to think i’ve found my way 🏳️‍⚧️👽 #trans #transgender #ftm #alien #webcomic
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
customer service workers defaulting to a cautious “they” and calling me the masculinized version of my legal name will always be endearing to me
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
call me a Whomp the way i give the entire block head
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
they say grief is love with no where to go. i have experienced a lot of pain. but i think instead of carrying that with me, i will give that love back to all of my friends
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
love is the rarest thing in the universe and the most special thing about humans
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i am simultaneously the worst person ever, God’s perfect little angel, and just a normal guy
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Butterfly thing
Drawing of a puppy butterfly thing with the caption; "What I lack in height I make up for in pure whimsy"
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Joe Lasko 🔞 @joelasko.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Anyone telling you this should be asked one question; "Is this person in your life a limb or are they a tumor?" because there's a big difference and it's not hard to spot it
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pinky @tanookitalez.com · 17/08/2026
the hero swings both ways #zelda
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
why yes, i have recently been bitten and bruised by 3 different men, thank you for noticing 🥰
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
love being a pup, but man it can definitely be a bit harsh sometimes as a non passing trans guy... maybe one day
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i am full of love And warmth for my fellow humans so much. i also wish i was filled with cum
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theo 💕 @theo-pocalypse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i love my friends
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