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Salmonoid Typhoon

@tojothethief.bsky.social
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Fish thing • he/it • graphic designer • artist • photographer • horror enthusiast • trigun / BG3 / RE brainrot

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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can’t believe Star Trek enterprise has a mpreg episode in its first season… and somehow it’s not Archer 🤣
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Actual photo of me being carried away after watching the worst Jeffrey Combs movie… SO FAR
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yet again I was up at 5:30am on a Monday watching a bad movie where Jeffrey Combs gets tossed around. This one had a cool buggie pacer and chainsaw roulette. They had $50, a junkyard and a dream.
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello german friend, how big u are 🚐❤️
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My birthday is next week so I am allowed one impulse purchase 😅
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Accidentally training my brain to want 5am Star Trek. Am I becoming an old man? Whats next, bird watching… oh shit 😅
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m a weak boy and could only handle one side of the knee but my 14 year old self is thrilled with my life choices 💉🧪 Thanks to my wonderful partner for the hand lettering 💚
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Neglected boy needs a trim
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Late for work again 😭 🔪
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Time to see if the residents are evil.
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Perfect time of year to add to my horror sleeve ✨
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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am extremely excited to announce that my first ever art book 'DEHISCENCE' is now up for preorder through The Mansion Press
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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My last three brain cells when the situation demands adulting. #MonstersJustHangingAroundDoingNormalPeopleStuff
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sometimes I feel like I live in the worst timeline but then I remember that someone found the VHS Workprint of The Evil Clergyman (1988) so I could see this with my living human eyeballs. Cinema peaked and we didn’t even know it.
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I thought they were trying to portray Combs as Lovecraft in Necronomicon (1993) but instead they just turned him into Bruce Campbell. I’m more than okay with this actually.
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s not done yet, but it do pass the glow test! Gonna work some glow powder into gel medium to see if I can get some depth. I hate acrylics :3
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
milking highlighters for their sweet UV nectar yum yum
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy birthday Jeffrey Combs! Time to throw on some DS9 while I work today 💖
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Found some good UV reactive fluid 🧪 Going to combine my old T vials and some blacklight LEDs to make some super spooky Renimator themed string lights
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I will not be shackled by the failures of your god
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The back of the arm sucks so bad I can only do 3 hours at a time 😭
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Since I’ve been having problems with injecting myself (ugh needles) I have been trying all sorts of brain tomfoolery and I think I’ve figured it out. If I put on one of my favorite body horror segments while I do the injection, it’s super easy. Works best if the scene has needles. Thanks brain 🧠
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Star Trek Voyager doesn’t have enough Combs, so I needed an infusion this weekend. From Beyond and Reanimator are two of my favs 10/10, but these other two are new to me! Doctor Mordrid rules! It’s fun, colorful and damn that blue jumpsuit 8/10 Castle Freak? 6/10 castle ✅ freak ✅ testicles ✅
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I like spiders well enough but spider season is a BIT MUCH this year.
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Spooky moon alert
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NO. Fuck this year. Fuck right off.
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Put the boy all back together! All inputs are working fantastic 💖🤝💽 and Glass Animals on MD as the good lord intended.
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m 88 movies in so I made a shirt of my favorite Dourif movies so far. I’m getting down to the REALLY bad movies and I may have regrets. ~60 movies to go. Deadwood and Star Trek Voyager are giving me the strength to see it through!
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🐓 SCARY PENDRAKE 📦 MOVIN'! @peripendrake.art · 24/08/2026
Bycatch: A Guide to Unfamiliar Species is now available 🎣 My first artbook- Bycatch contains 25 uncanny species & documentation about them spanning 52 pages in full color 🦈 Debuting at @smallpressexpo.bsky.social this September! Truly a labor of love, I'm elated to share this with you all <3
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Not sure how I can have hundreds of hours under a tattoo needle but every time I have to give myself an injection it’s like the end of the world. Gotta keep practicing but ugh I do hate it.
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Found this untested switcher box and decided to take the risk. It works! I can have 7 minidiscs, a CD and now AUX!!! Made a custom aux port out of a blank button and some epoxy, and it looks okay. Got most of the install done before work but damn I have a lot of junk to stash back inside this dash ☠️
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
💿🔥
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How can a movie with these amazing boys be so bad? Anyway, Brad Dourif movie #44 is Wizard of Gore (2007). It’s certainly a thing. Impressive codpiece and great use of the word “bitch” but otherwise bleh Still somehow better than Halloween II (2009) though… holy fuck
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I can’t believe it took me until this year to watch this movie. The second one was so bad I never had any interest in it and yet now, I think I like this one more than the original. Blasphemy I know. The carp monologue alone is worth it.
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’ve watched so many movies this is actually insane. I thought I’d be at least halfway 😭
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Corndog @corndog.ninja · 14/08/2026
Some parts of this game may be considered
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This scene has been on my mind again. I love this film, but it ruins me every time I watch it. Children of Men (2006)
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I lack the capacity to enjoy anything in a socially acceptable way
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Weird fucking Brad Dourif movie #38. I’m not sure this could be called a movie. You can watch this unfinished THING on YouTube, in 12 ~6min parts. It has porn, Alex Winter with a big drill, Dourif getting his head microwaved, a poodle getting microwaved and thrown out a window… it has everything ✨
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They were not wrong 🤣
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tallestdude @coreyc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate #hackers
Screenshot of the scene in the movie "Hackers" about Zero Cool crashing 1507 systems on Aug 10, 1988
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
2026 minidisc massacre 💽
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Come on Wikipedia. The one time my hyperfixation would allow me to add content to a wiki and I’m banned? I’ve never done wiki crimes whyyyy 😭
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A year of work on the Atrai! 🚐
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
One of the best episodes of television ever written, the first really Scully-centric episode of The X-Files, Brad Dourif just running laps here. Incredible stuff.
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
For some reason my T prescription increased to $700 a month this year… worked with my doctor and this new one is $20. Gonna be really nice not having to pay an entire fucking car payment for boy juice. I hate this country.
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Every time I use my 3D printer I am reminded why I don’t
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Mulch Mouth @mulchmouth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Wheel of Fortune. Time stops for no one, but good things are coming your way. Tags: Luck, positive change, patterns and cycles #art #tarot #animalart
Stylized illustration of salmon jumping up a stream. The bottom third shows the salmon underwater.
Top Copy: X (Roman numeral)
Bottom: Wheel of Fortune
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The dude is thrilled I’m finally working on him again
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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Time to outfit the delica with solar! Not sure how well it’s gonna do here in the grey PNW winters, but we will see!
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