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Emperor Norton I 👑

@thenortyemp.bsky.social
615 followers 405 following 4.2K posts

Cringe, degeneracy, and politics. The worst Democrat/Biden-bro on the internet. Not really Emperor Norton. He died a long time ago. Forever 25. "mostly normal irl" - @sadboots.bsky.social

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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If only there had been some sign before Nov 2024 that Trump was dishonest
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 13/10/2026
I voted for him so he could escape his old crimes, not so he could do new crimes
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How can she be happy in the age of genocide?
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Liz Truss means I'm out
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The GOP has really blazed some trails for child molesters. First they made one speaker of the house and then they made one president.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Borg because resistance is futile
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's Texas justice
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just saw a young African American woman wearing a Paxton for U.S. Senate button. It's over.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But I want 100% or people to agree with me
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What if we already died and went to hell and this is it?
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now that's not fair. They have proposed that people simply drive less
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chemtrails and dog f*ckers This is your government, America
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That is former South Dakota gover and former Trump admin Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem. She shot her dog.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The diversity of views in the modern GOP is astonishing
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If Trump had just let the Biden economy coast (no tariffs or Iran War) things would be going well.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Weird how the anti war left doesn't protest Trump for his Iran war. Where are the anti war marches? Why aren't they chanting "F*ck Donald Trump!" on the streets of DC like they did against Biden?
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Idk, I sure could use an extra $5000 and this Trump guy seems honest
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's always the ones you most suspect. Very rapey language from the Platner fanboy
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I continue to be absolutely amazed that the conspiracy theory Jake Tapper & Alex Thompson alleged was happening under Biden—an enfeebled elderly president is being secretly managed by his aides who are hiding his declining health—is actually happening under Trump & theyve mostly just shrugged.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Weird. My county in Texas has a local Democratic party organization. I've been a member for years. Monthly meetings and other activities.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm convinced Platner was a GOP op. Leftists are the GOP's useful idiots
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If the GOP wanted to blow up a Dem primary to protect an incumbent would it look any different than what happened with Platner in Maine?
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
53% of battleground state voters think the Dems are too far left. 8% think they are too far right. You are in a bubble.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Real
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm not a handy person. I have no useful skills. If you need a repair of any kind around the house or car, I cannot and will not do it. You might think l, "this is simple, even he can do it." Wrong. I can't. I won't. I refuse to learn or try.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I didn't see this coming
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Happy Birthday
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
He was known as a lady's man. Definitely not faithful to his wife
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
That's not allowed?
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
God bless America
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Height gap cancels out an age gap
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm not enthusiastic about the effort to replace right wing idiots with left wing ones
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Is this real?
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Quite verbose for a top
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
That birthright citizenship isn't a quick slamdunk for SCOTUS is a bit concerning
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The reflecting pool stuff is a scam for Trump to shovel government money to his friends. Hire a pal to do it poorly. Pay him to repair over and over. It's a scam.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This lib is still brunching
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The actual answer is that people who don't vote have absolutely bonkers and dissonant positions because they don't really think about it past brief responses to whatever news blurb they see before going back to doing whatever they like that isn't politics.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
So, it cost how many billions to bomb Iran for absolutely no benefit to the US. Only now to have to pay them 300 billion more to reopen the straight? Brilliant maneuvering Mr. President
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
But I do have a fat ass
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
That's me out
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This one?
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Come get a bite
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I've given up on politics. This country is fucked. So, I might as well get fucked too
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This one made me a star
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Yeah, unfortunately the engagement is much better at the bad place. I've become a bit of a porn account over there. My thirst traps flop here
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Texas BBQ is really expensive rn and only getting worse.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Sounds like my sorta job
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
With the voting rights act gone, Dems can now put the FDR coalition back together, but only if they get a lot more racist
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