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Emperor Norton I 👑

@thenortyemp.bsky.social
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Cringe, degeneracy, and politics. The worst Democrat/Biden-bro on the internet. Not really Emperor Norton. He died a long time ago. Forever 25. "mostly normal irl" - @sadboots.bsky.social

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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 13h
The GOP has really blazed some trails for child molesters. First they made one speaker of the house and then they made one president.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Borg because resistance is futile
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just saw a young African American woman wearing a Paxton for U.S. Senate button. It's over.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What if we already died and went to hell and this is it?
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chemtrails and dog f*ckers This is your government, America
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The diversity of views in the modern GOP is astonishing
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If Trump had just let the Biden economy coast (no tariffs or Iran War) things would be going well.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Weird how the anti war left doesn't protest Trump for his Iran war. Where are the anti war marches? Why aren't they chanting "F*ck Donald Trump!" on the streets of DC like they did against Biden?
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's always the ones you most suspect. Very rapey language from the Platner fanboy
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I continue to be absolutely amazed that the conspiracy theory Jake Tapper & Alex Thompson alleged was happening under Biden—an enfeebled elderly president is being secretly managed by his aides who are hiding his declining health—is actually happening under Trump & theyve mostly just shrugged.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm convinced Platner was a GOP op. Leftists are the GOP's useful idiots
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If the GOP wanted to blow up a Dem primary to protect an incumbent would it look any different than what happened with Platner in Maine?
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
53% of battleground state voters think the Dems are too far left. 8% think they are too far right. You are in a bubble.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Real
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm not a handy person. I have no useful skills. If you need a repair of any kind around the house or car, I cannot and will not do it. You might think l, "this is simple, even he can do it." Wrong. I can't. I won't. I refuse to learn or try.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I didn't see this coming
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Happy Birthday
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
That's not allowed?
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
God bless America
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Height gap cancels out an age gap
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm not enthusiastic about the effort to replace right wing idiots with left wing ones
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Is this real?
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Quite verbose for a top
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
That birthright citizenship isn't a quick slamdunk for SCOTUS is a bit concerning
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The reflecting pool stuff is a scam for Trump to shovel government money to his friends. Hire a pal to do it poorly. Pay him to repair over and over. It's a scam.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This lib is still brunching
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The actual answer is that people who don't vote have absolutely bonkers and dissonant positions because they don't really think about it past brief responses to whatever news blurb they see before going back to doing whatever they like that isn't politics.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
So, it cost how many billions to bomb Iran for absolutely no benefit to the US. Only now to have to pay them 300 billion more to reopen the straight? Brilliant maneuvering Mr. President
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Come get a bite
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Texas BBQ is really expensive rn and only getting worse.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
With the voting rights act gone, Dems can now put the FDR coalition back together, but only if they get a lot more racist
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
To make this happen you need a large majority in congress that wants to discipline and transform the court. For that you need lots of voters to elect a congress to do so.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sorry to get political, but I like Jewish people
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Every time SCOTUS has a shitty ruling, I'm reminded of the idiots who thought the court didn't matter in 2016.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I'm not offended by anything Trump does. I'm offended at you idiots that allowed him back in the White House
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Because she would have been too busy continuing her holocaust in Gaza
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My concern right now is that we're actually in a period of anti-incumbency that leads to reactionary swings back and forth because no one can quite fix what's happening. I don't know what emerges from the GOP in 2032, but I don't like the shape of the young part of the party rn.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This little masa dumpling with avocado mousse is the star of the show
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I accidentally found myself in a Mexican restaurant that specializes in high end Oaxaca cuisine. It's amazing
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Obviously, Mary Shelley was a time traveler.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This is doing numbers at the bad place
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'm gonna beat you up
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Tara Palmeri @tarapalmeri.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Michael Tracey, who calls himself a journalist, has been smearing Jeffrey Epstein survivors — and sometimes me. I can take it. But I asked him one simple question: are you being paid by someone powerful to attack sex-crime victims? Yes or no. His audio mysteriously died. Weird.
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Shame that they have 77 million voters tho
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Told you fools not to reelect Trump. Anyway, this lib is brunching
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Real
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Any Houston oomfs wanna meet up in late March?
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Emperor Norton I 👑 @thenortyemp.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
lol
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