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Nate Ralph

@thenateralph.bsky.social
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Democracy enthusiast. Meme generator. Dimestore philosopher. nateralph.net

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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 7h
Eric Schmitt: "Did you chop your way through a hotel bathroom door with an axe while shouting, 'Here's Johnny!'?" Jack Smith: "That was Jack Nicholson."
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 8h
​Eric Schmitt: "Is it true that you formed a tribute band and defeated a demon in a rock-off using the Pick of Destiny?" Jack Smith: "That was Jack Black."
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 8h
​Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not hijack the Black Pearl and repeatedly ask the crew why the rum was gone?" Jack Smith: "That was Captain Jack Sparrow."
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 8h
​Eric Schmitt: "Can you explain how you managed to rush for over 18,000 yards behind the offensive line of the Dallas Cowboys?" Jack Smith: "That was Emmitt Smith."
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 8h
​Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not discover golden plates buried in a hill in upstate New York?" Jack Smith: "That was Joseph Smith."
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 9h
​Eric Schmitt: "Are you the individual who spent the 90s loitering outside a New Jersey Quick Stop with a man named Jay?" Jack Smith: "That was Kevin Smith."
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 9h
​Eric Schmitt: "Under oath, can you confirm that boys don't cry and that Friday, in fact, is when you are in love?" Jack Smith: "That was Robert Smith."
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 10h
​Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not rely on a so-called 'invisible hand' to regulate the free market?" Jack Smith: "That was Adam Smith."
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 10h
Eric Schmitt: "Is it true that you are bright green, highly acidic, and primarily preferred for baking pies?" Jack Smith: "That is a Granny Smith."
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 10h
​Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not refer to humanity as a virus while interrogating Morpheus in the Matrix?" Jack Smith: "That was Agent Smith."
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 10h
​Eric Schmitt: "Did your mom get scared and say you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air?" Jack Smith: "That was Will Smith."
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
100% of Republicans will support all the stuff they are telling you Trump won't do as soon as he does it. As always.
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Democratic Socialists label themselves as socialist b/c there is nothing wrong with socialism. Republican fascists on the other hand...
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
There is hope, friends. "I follow my instincts, and I am never wrong," Fascist dictator Benito Mussolini
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Trumpism was made for the guillotine.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social in Montgomery: “We’re here united to take on this new confederacy, 60 years after the Selma March… because we know their intent is to dismantle everything gained during the civil rights movement.”
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Alito flew multiple flags tied to Jan 6 insurrectionists. Thomas just gave a speech on how "progressivism" is destroying the country — plus his wife was involved in the Jan 6 plot. And Roberts has pushed "shadow docket" cases where justices make decisions without explaining themselves. Please.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
WATCH: “No racial data was used in the drawing of this map.” 🤔 Speaker Sexton also pretends not to know if MEMPHIS is predominantly Black, insists with a straight face to @rep.jesse.chism race wasn’t a factor in carving the city into thirds- precisely splitting the Black vote
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Dems who can't say this can piss off
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 07/05/2026
Priorities. Had enough yet?
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Keep Walking The Walk,Mayor Mamdani.......
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This is what Times Square will look like when Congress or a cheeseburger finally does its job
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/04/2026
23 people could stop this genocidal war criminal. That’s it. 23. 20 Republican senators and 3 republican reps in the house and he’d be out of politics forever. But they won’t. They’re addicted to power. A drug so strong they’d rather see a civilization die than give it up.
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Because Vance is a living node in a Russia-funded propaganda machine; everyone should please notice that there is nothing American about having to fly to a foreign country to try to influence its election so that your own career can continue as planned.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Are you going to impeach the president today? No? Then you do, in fact, support making a whole civilization die.
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josephirwin54.bsky.social @josephirwin54.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
If you think a Trump electoral false flag terror incident is impossible, keep in mind that Vance arrives in Hungary tomorrow — right in the middle of Orbán’s electoral false flag terror operation, which Vance will presumably endorse. snyder.substack.com/p/the-next-c...
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The Next Coup Attempt
And How to Stop It
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The TransAdvocate @transadvocate.com · 06/04/2026
MAGA is a movement of sociopaths and rubes. This is a public health issue that MUST be addressed.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Iran hits back on social media.
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
We are seven months away from the most consequential midterm election in US history. Meanwhile, we are fighting a war. These are the structural conditions for a coup attempt in which a president tries to nullify elections and take permanent power as a dictator. snyder.substack.com/p/the-next-c...
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The Next Coup Attempt
And How to Stop It
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Inequality News @inequalitynews.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
🤮 Murderous ghoul 🔽. Hope he faces justice one day...
Guardian live headline reporting that Netanyahu said a "ground component" needed in the war on Iran.
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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Turns out the absolute last person you’d want running things in a serious, chaotic war is the same person voted out for revealing as much about himself during COVID. No foresight, 0.0 emotional intelligence, dangerously dumb. We just held the stupidest election in USA history. Self-immolation.
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
When the neighbors won't help you 'police' the street you decided to start a fight on. #iran #IranWar #Trump #MAGA #StraitOfHormuz #NATO
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 13/03/2026
Ossoff: "When American service members are returning in flag-draped coffins... this White House treats war like a [videogame]. It's a disgrace... it speaks to the moral rot of this administration." It's a shame this is where we are as a country.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?
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Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate
Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here. Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning: Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime. And recognized as such by the US Government. From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.
(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors
or surrender accepted;
(2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such
that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted;
(3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable
ability to accept surrender would exist;
(4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate
forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and
(5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Someone in NYC should do interviews with middle-school kids who take the subway to and from school every day, to see if they have any advice for Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy who can't seem to go a single day without pissing himself in fear over them.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Feels to me like whoever runs on "I am going to put into prison every single person currently in power in government, business, or law enforcement" has a decent chance at 500 electoral votes.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/03/2026
Has Joe Rogan apologized yet?
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Trump: I am murdering Iranian baby girls to distract from my raping of American baby girls. Evangelicals: IS THIS JESUS?! #IranWar
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
And it worked.
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The Desert Veteran @jkz12769.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It would be nice to deport him & his family since he has done it to so many people including people who have been born in this country.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/03/2026
Steve-O was on Joe Rogan's show trying to defend trans people and Rogan went off, he called trans people "fucking perverts" and "mass shooters" who have done the majority of school shootings. Completely unhinged bigotry paid for by your Spotify subscriptions.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Against better judgment went on X for a sec and yep Josh Barro still sucks. A lot of people uncritically push fascist framing of issues from an allegedly center-left position but most seem to be cynically posturing; that guy just really seems to love it. The Conor Friedersdorf of Matt Yglasiases.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Defund the military.
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
For those who celebrate:
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
CNN confirming the F-15 went down in Kuwait — CENTCOM says it was actually 3 of them, calling it “a friendly fire incident” At ~$350,000,000 worth of planes that’s some expensive “friendly fire”
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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Narrator: JD did NOT learn its lessons.
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TweetLD @tweetld.art · 01/03/2026
Trump stands dressed in a commodore uniform with nonsensical medals all over his chest under a “Mission Accomplushed banner. One Trump speech medL reads: “Operation Epstein Distraction Has Begun!” A second speech bubble reads: “All Epstein News Has Been Obliterated”.
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