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Eric Schmitt: "Are you the individual responsible for terrorizing the streets of Whitechapel in 1888 while evading Scotland Yard?" Jack Smith: "That was Jack the Ripper."

Eric Schmitt: "Did you recklessly trade your family's only cow for a handful of unregulated, so-called 'magic' legumes?" Jack Smith: "That was Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk."

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Eric Schmitt: "Can you confirm to this committee if it was you nipping at the noses of the American people during the winter months?" Jack Smith: "That was Jack Frost."

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Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not repeatedly yell 'There's no time!' while interrogating suspects over the course of exactly 24 hours?!" Jack Smith: "That was Jack Bauer."

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Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not conspire to kidnap Sandy Claws and replace him in order to take over Christmas?" Jack Smith: "That was Jack Skellington."

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Eric Schmitt: "Did you chop your way through a hotel bathroom door with an axe while shouting, 'Here's Johnny!'?" Jack Smith: "That was Jack Nicholson."

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Eric Schmitt: "Is it true that you formed a tribute band and defeated a demon in a rock-off using the Pick of Destiny?" Jack Smith: "That was Jack Black."

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Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not hijack the Black Pearl and repeatedly ask the crew why the rum was gone?" Jack Smith: "That was Captain Jack Sparrow."

Eric Schmitt: "Can you explain how you managed to rush for over 18,000 yards behind the offensive line of the Dallas Cowboys?" Jack Smith: "That was Emmitt Smith."

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Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not discover golden plates buried in a hill in upstate New York?" Jack Smith: "That was Joseph Smith."

Eric Schmitt: "Are you the individual who spent the 90s loitering outside a New Jersey Quick Stop with a man named Jay?" Jack Smith: "That was Kevin Smith."

Eric Schmitt: "Under oath, can you confirm that boys don't cry and that Friday, in fact, is when you are in love?" Jack Smith: "That was Robert Smith."

Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not rely on a so-called 'invisible hand' to regulate the free market?" Jack Smith: "That was Adam Smith."

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Eric Schmitt: "Is it true that you are bright green, highly acidic, and primarily preferred for baking pies?" Jack Smith: "That is a Granny Smith."

Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not refer to humanity as a virus while interrogating Morpheus in the Matrix?" Jack Smith: "That was Agent Smith."

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Eric Schmitt: "Did your mom get scared and say you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air?" Jack Smith: "That was Will Smith."

Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

100% of Republicans will support all the stuff they are telling you Trump won't do as soon as he does it. As always.

Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Democratic Socialists label themselves as socialist b/c there is nothing wrong with socialism. Republican fascists on the other hand...

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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

There is hope, friends. "I follow my instincts, and I am never wrong," Fascist dictator Benito Mussolini

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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Trumpism was made for the guillotine.

Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

When the neighbors won't help you 'police' the street you decided to start a fight on. #iran #IranWar #Trump #MAGA #StraitOfHormuz #NATO

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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Trump: I am murdering Iranian baby girls to distract from my raping of American baby girls. Evangelicals: IS THIS JESUS?! #IranWar

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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Narrator: JD did NOT learn its lessons.

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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Kash Patel see in the US Olympic Ice hockey locker room.

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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

For the fascist, hypocrisy is the ultimate status symbol. It is not an oversight, but a declaration that they are beyond the reach of their own laws. When domination is the only metric of success, the ability to act with total inconsistency is the highest proof of authority.

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Nate Ralph @thenateralph.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

"Only the dead Nazi can be trusted to leave the innocent unharmed." - Lyudmila Pavlichenko