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thenarwhalmage.bsky.social @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Imagine if you were a pony in the My Little Pony universe and you got a cutie mark for running. But then you had your leg gravely injured in an accident and you could never run again. So now you just need to live with the fact that the one purpose you are magically destined to perform is behind you.

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thenarwhalmage.bsky.social @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

In case anyone else wants to see what I sent, here it is.

DM sent to jenny tightpants:
Jenny, we're really worried about you. When you said you were not taking your insulin and instead injecting it into random ducks at the park, it really started to worry us. There are so many dead ducks who passed away from hypoglycemia. I know they're being fed too much bread by tourists, but that doesn't mean they're all diabetic. You need to stop listening to all of those duck-truther podcasts, they're just grifting to try to get you to buy more duck insulin from their amazon affiliate link.

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thenarwhalmage.bsky.social @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Do you think that any blind people hear about blue raspberry flavoring and just assume that some raspberries are actually blue, because they have never seen their color?

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thenarwhalmage.bsky.social @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Drinking a lot of pepto bismol can cause black stool, which is similar to the effect of bleeding in the GI tract. There is probably someone who had intestinal bleeding, took pepto bismol to treat the symptoms, then noticed black stool and just assumed it was the result of pepto and then died.

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thenarwhalmage.bsky.social @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I am very much not a fan of how they completely threw out Rosalina’s pre-existing backstory in the Mario Galaxy Movie. I get that it might have been too sad for kids, but fabricating a new relationship she never had and writing out the only relative she was ever confirmed to have was unnecessary.

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thenarwhalmage.bsky.social @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Jimmy was playing video games when his mom called up to him. “Jimmy, it’s time for bed” “Mom, can I have 15 more minutes to finish this level?” “No, you can have 10!” Jimmy died 152 hours later due to strain from not sleeping. He was over 6 years short of the 10! minutes his mother gave him.

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thenarwhalmage.bsky.social @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I just saw a woman in a hijab driving a Tesla cybertruck. I am deeply confused.

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bonnibelle @btb3300.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

-300 FOLLOWER ART RAFFLE- OPEN TO ALL ⚠️requirements⚠️ -like -repost -comment HEAVILY PREFERRED but optional -reference of the character you want drawn nsfw is allowed✅(not required) 🎉ONLY 4 WINNERS!!!!🎉 OPEN UNTIL 8th of November, 2025 at 14:00 GMT

roughly how the reward for the raffle will look

specifically it will be a doodle from the hips up and drawn only in graphite

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thenarwhalmage.bsky.social @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

“American voter’s mind is incomprehensible" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average American voter’s mind is comprehensible. Politics Georg, who was hit in the head at 14 and supports over 10,000 political parties depending on the day is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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thenarwhalmage.bsky.social @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Holy shit, they banned Is Jay Still Ceo of Bluesky. This is the only screenshot I got of their account before they got taken down.

Screenshot of the followers page of their account

isjaystilltheceoofbluesky.com

Probably - but that was never the point of this site.

This little experiment was sadly a success.
This website (or more specifically, the associated nearly immediately-banned Bluesky account) proved that the slightest criticism against its CEO is treated much like on X, whilst open bigotry alongside doxxing runs rampant.
It has, as of the moment of banning the account (after a mere 3 posts, the last one of which was mildly controversial), proven its point.
The account was not spammy. Two posts, then 6 hours break, then one last post before being banned within seconds
Bluesky moderation team did their job well. Unfortunately.
Thank you.

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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.

4 frame comic. First frame we see a tent and a crowd. text reads : Charlie Kirk didn't hold debates on college campuses. What he was organizing were flash mobs where his supporters rallied at colleges to create ideal conditions for drama. 2nd frame, someone is speaking at a mic while people with red caps are holding phones up. text reads: Students who dared to stand up to him were facing a sea of hostile faces. The goal was to make them feel vulnerable to get good footage out of them. 3rd frame, we see the person from the 2nd in a youtube thumbnail. text reads : clips were then edited and clickbait thumbnail created to drive the highest engagement possible. the game was rigegd from the onset. 4th frame, we see a silhouette of Kirk. text reas: Charlie Kirk was "winning every debate" because there was no debate. It was a campaign to radicalize young men and purposefully make campuses unsafe to women and minorities.

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bonnibelle @btb3300.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

reward for @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social

art raffle reward for thenarwhalmage

rosalina sloppily making out with the constellation joker from balatro

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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Some say boobs are better

Some say ass is better

Real ones know police have a harder time responding to several smaller protest happening at once rather than a single big one

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Grey🩷 @greyl1me.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

I will personally give 5 fake dollars to everyone who RTs my art

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bonnibelle @btb3300.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

-ART RAFFLE- OPEN TO ALL ⚠️requirements⚠️ -like -repost -comment preferred but OPTIONAL -reference of the character you want drawn nsfw is allowed(not required) 🎉ONLY 4 WINNERS!!!!🎉 OPEN UNTIL 6th of June, 2025 at 14:00 GMT

what each drawing will look like:

a sketch of chosen character drawn from the thighs up in a random pose

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K8 @ensunmada.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Balatro Rosalina #Rosalina #Balatro #MarioBros

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thenarwhalmage.bsky.social @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

@redigit.bsky.social Do you think you could look into updating the rat cage in 1.4.5 to go with the rat transformation we're getting? As it is right now, it's spreading some dangerous misinformation. Rats have sensitive respiratory systems, which means keeping them in a glass tank is unsafe for them

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thenarwhalmage.bsky.social @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

It has occurred to me that minimalist bathroom signs cannot be legally binding, even in places with anti-trans bathroom laws. That sign does not say woman, it says “person in dress.” Alternatively, because they are missing legs and the other sign has them, it could be an amputee or disabled bathroom

Trendy bathroom sign. It has a circle for a head and line arms. The body is a triangle with the point facing up. The figure has no legs (possibly implied to be underneath the dress formed by the triangle.)

Trendy bathroom sign. It is a stick figure with a triangle for a torso, this time pointed downwards in a way meant to represent a muscular torso while still emulating the shape of the dress in the other sign. This figure does have visible legs.

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borderless @borderless.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...

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