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Mike Donovan

@themikedonovan.bsky.social
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Current - Statting on many, many sports for @statsperform.optajoe.com Former - #StatMan for Portland Timbers/Thorns

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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oldest player in Bears history to score a rushing touchdown. Let's go!
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know what's funny about this discourse is that most people I've seen have said the same as you and yet I've heard this song a ton and my daughter has known all the words to it for months
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And each team has a KO return TD!
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like that concept as a way to do this. My No. 1 haven't seen on enough ballots is Pardon The Interruption
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Well worth it for a guy who scored the goal to clinch a spot in MLS Cup and then in the next match tallied the game-winning assist to win the club's only league title.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That wasnt regular season. Neither were hat tricks by Yimmi Chara nor Bright Dike.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Martí Cifuentes 1 (6) #RCTID
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Great history from @greenitcolor.bsky.social
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
All time regular season hat tricks in #RCTID history John Bain John Bain Ron Futcher Mark Baena McKinley Tennyson Byron Alvarez Alan Gordon Byron Alvarez Alan Gordon Dan Antoniuk David Hague Vincent Janssen
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
USL First Division
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tonight is the first Timbers hat trick in league play since David Hague on July 15, 2007 vs Cal Victory #RCTID
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Never thought this day would come
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
clock at zero, ball still not touched (hard to make out, I get it)
the clock is at zero on the first Michigan Hail Mary play
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Biggest screw job since Earl Hebner
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"His father played professionally in Brazil and loved English legend Gary Lineker so much he named his son after him." sports.ksl.com/mls/real-sal...
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It has been a joke for years that Clive Charles is not in the US Soccer Hall of Fame. But it is beyond time to #ElectClive
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Kevin Kelsy will travel to formalize final details + undergo medical and complete his $13m move to Rangers once he receives his visa Portland will be active in final week of window but can use up to four U-22 slots by the winter and will be very agressive on that front
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Colorado legend en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_th...
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What do you do at work? Oh, you know, just find old newspaper articles about pro baseball players jumping into the stands to retrieve a ball and it ending with a gun being brandished (Shoutout Newspapers.com and the 1894 Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Unless something has changed in the Laws of the Game (always possible), this is an auto red card when done by a manager. The Casey Stoney Rule.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sophie Cunningham just got Kurt Rambis'd and it's only the first quarter.
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Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Imagine telling your friends you scored this goal in Estadio Azteca against Mexico.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Timbers matches with 5+ goals in all competitions by manager in MLS era - John Spencer 0 (54 total matches) Gavin Wilkinson 0 (17) Caleb Porter 5 (202) Giovanni Savarese 6 (216) Miles Joseph 0 (10) Phil Neville 1 (95) Jack Cassidy 2 (5) #RCTID
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The imbalance in the 'touches in the opposition's penalty box' is now up to 55-3 as the match reaches injury time. Absurd. Toluca are ferocious.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
First time trying and got this. Might be one and done.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
ALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I did not until reading some more about him today. But the 78 Final highlights I rewatched years ago after the reading a giant World Cup book.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I mean to be fair Rensenbrink's post shot was from a very tight angle! Wasn't like he just missed, lol
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
With all due respect to a journeyman like Ibad, Rensenbrink scored a World Cup hat trick! Lol
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Janssen is the same age (32) when signing with the Timbers as the most famous Dutch player in #RCTID history - Rob Rensenbrink
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🇳🇱🟢 BREAKING: The Portland Timbers to sign Dutch forward Vincent Jannsen, per sources Jannsen, 32, won't be a DP. Joins as a free agent after leaving Royal Antwerp this summer. Was captain & had 13g/7a last season Former Tottenham, Monterrey forward www.nytimes.com/athletic/747...
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Portland Timbers to sign Dutch, ex-Tottenham forward Vincent Janssen: Sources (Gift Article)
Janssen will take the place of Felipe Mora, who is departing for Liga MX after scoring two goals in his club farewell
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Doesnt Ring A Bell Pirates Of The Caribbean On Stranger Tides
ALT: Doesnt Ring A Bell Pirates Of The Caribbean On Stranger Tides
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Now I'm realizing that might have been Covid times and hardly any fans.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yimmi erasure!
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If I could influence 22* strangers I would use it to win all the moneys *21 tonight
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nah. 20 years of statting means I don't believe in no jinx.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Man those are great
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Top Gun High Five: Teamwork
ALT: Top Gun High Five: Teamwork
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Oprah Winfrey: Well So I'm Done
ALT: Oprah Winfrey: Well So I'm Done
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Major Fanendo Adi to Cincinnati vibes. (Bets Mora to score winner late tomorrow)
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Portland Timbers conducted a deep and thorough search that lands on Marti Cifuentes. Other two finalists, per sources: - Thomas Christiansen, Panama head coach - Josh Wolff, former Austin FC head Spoke with Jim Curtin (as I previously reported) too among many others.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Effin' A, Cotton! Dodgeball Meme
ALT: Effin' A, Cotton! Dodgeball Meme
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
And Harris pinch hit in Fletcher's MLB debut! September 10, 1989 (teammates with Dodgers)
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Vozinha goal*
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Bronny Messi?
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
One of the best goals I've ever seen in person.
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cata @catabush.com · 25/06/2026
This is such a cynical view of data's use in the game. Like, yeah, momentum can confirm what you already know or describe what you missed, but this argues that is... a bad thing? The argument is that momentum is a tool for ads, a reflection of the AI-ification of the industry. But that's just wrong.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Timber scores a goal in the World Cup. Incredible
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Great piece right here from the excellent @jeffrueter.bsky.social
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
🇦🇺 BREAKING: Melbourne Victory will name Gio Savarese as head coach, per sources. Melbourne Victory is led by Juan Mata and qualified for AFC Champions League Two this season. Savarese reached two MLS Cup finals and won MLS is Back Tournament with Portland Timbers.
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