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Mike Donovan

@themikedonovan.bsky.social
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Current - Statting on many, many sports for @statsperform.optajoe.com Former - #StatMan for Portland Timbers/Thorns

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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oldest player in Bears history to score a rushing touchdown. Let's go!
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And each team has a KO return TD!
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Martí Cifuentes 1 (6) #RCTID
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Great history from @greenitcolor.bsky.social
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
All time regular season hat tricks in #RCTID history John Bain John Bain Ron Futcher Mark Baena McKinley Tennyson Byron Alvarez Alan Gordon Byron Alvarez Alan Gordon Dan Antoniuk David Hague Vincent Janssen
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tonight is the first Timbers hat trick in league play since David Hague on July 15, 2007 vs Cal Victory #RCTID
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Never thought this day would come
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
clock at zero, ball still not touched (hard to make out, I get it)
the clock is at zero on the first Michigan Hail Mary play
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Biggest screw job since Earl Hebner
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It has been a joke for years that Clive Charles is not in the US Soccer Hall of Fame. But it is beyond time to #ElectClive
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Kevin Kelsy will travel to formalize final details + undergo medical and complete his $13m move to Rangers once he receives his visa Portland will be active in final week of window but can use up to four U-22 slots by the winter and will be very agressive on that front
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What do you do at work? Oh, you know, just find old newspaper articles about pro baseball players jumping into the stands to retrieve a ball and it ending with a gun being brandished (Shoutout Newspapers.com and the 1894 Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Unless something has changed in the Laws of the Game (always possible), this is an auto red card when done by a manager. The Casey Stoney Rule.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sophie Cunningham just got Kurt Rambis'd and it's only the first quarter.
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Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Imagine telling your friends you scored this goal in Estadio Azteca against Mexico.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Timbers matches with 5+ goals in all competitions by manager in MLS era - John Spencer 0 (54 total matches) Gavin Wilkinson 0 (17) Caleb Porter 5 (202) Giovanni Savarese 6 (216) Miles Joseph 0 (10) Phil Neville 1 (95) Jack Cassidy 2 (5) #RCTID
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The imbalance in the 'touches in the opposition's penalty box' is now up to 55-3 as the match reaches injury time. Absurd. Toluca are ferocious.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
First time trying and got this. Might be one and done.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
ALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Janssen is the same age (32) when signing with the Timbers as the most famous Dutch player in #RCTID history - Rob Rensenbrink
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🇳🇱🟢 BREAKING: The Portland Timbers to sign Dutch forward Vincent Jannsen, per sources Jannsen, 32, won't be a DP. Joins as a free agent after leaving Royal Antwerp this summer. Was captain & had 13g/7a last season Former Tottenham, Monterrey forward www.nytimes.com/athletic/747...
nytimes.com
Portland Timbers to sign Dutch, ex-Tottenham forward Vincent Janssen: Sources (Gift Article)
Janssen will take the place of Felipe Mora, who is departing for Liga MX after scoring two goals in his club farewell
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Oprah Winfrey: Well So I'm Done
ALT: Oprah Winfrey: Well So I'm Done
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Major Fanendo Adi to Cincinnati vibes. (Bets Mora to score winner late tomorrow)
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Portland Timbers conducted a deep and thorough search that lands on Marti Cifuentes. Other two finalists, per sources: - Thomas Christiansen, Panama head coach - Josh Wolff, former Austin FC head Spoke with Jim Curtin (as I previously reported) too among many others.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Effin' A, Cotton! Dodgeball Meme
ALT: Effin' A, Cotton! Dodgeball Meme
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
One of the best goals I've ever seen in person.
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cata @catabush.com · 25/06/2026
This is such a cynical view of data's use in the game. Like, yeah, momentum can confirm what you already know or describe what you missed, but this argues that is... a bad thing? The argument is that momentum is a tool for ads, a reflection of the AI-ification of the industry. But that's just wrong.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Timber scores a goal in the World Cup. Incredible
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Great piece right here from the excellent @jeffrueter.bsky.social
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
🇦🇺 BREAKING: Melbourne Victory will name Gio Savarese as head coach, per sources. Melbourne Victory is led by Juan Mata and qualified for AFC Champions League Two this season. Savarese reached two MLS Cup finals and won MLS is Back Tournament with Portland Timbers.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
ITV > Fox for ad breaks
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Stevie Budd: I Can't Think Of Anything Worse
ALT: Stevie Budd: I Can't Think Of Anything Worse
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
With her performance in today’s World Cup Opening Ceremony, Shakira has officially appeared at four World Cups, tying her with Maradona, Neymar, and Pele, among others
Shakira performing at the World Cup
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Mariska doing a matinee and a 7 pm performance of her one-woman Broadway show and then watching the greatest comeback in Finals history actually looks like the Jordan flu game
Taylor Swift hugging an exhausted Mariska HargitayScottie Pippen holding up Michael Jordan
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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Lots of good USMNT commentary out there today (they played well!) but not enough talk about their World Cup Pre-Match Top that says Pre-Match Top
Picture of the back of a USMNT player in white shirt that says United States of America with a USA logo and 04.05.1913 and Pre-Match Top
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OptaAce @optaace.optajoe.com · 30/05/2026
6 - Six players ranked outside the ATP top 50 have reached the Men's Singles R16 at Roland Garros this year – the most at a single Grand Slam event since the ATP rankings were first published in 1973. Upside-down. #RolandGarros | @rolandgarros.com
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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
#BAONPDX
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is saying " you got my attention "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " you got my attention "
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
10+ years ago, mls dot com player pages were the best place to find game logs and to track stats for me as a stat nerd. Unusable these days.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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a man wearing a blue sweater is sitting in front of a window .
ALT: a man wearing a blue sweater is sitting in front of a window .
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Do you think anyone at the NYT has heard of Betteridge's law?
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Full surrender cobra circle from Thomas Hill in 1992 to the Duke bench after the three goes down today.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Now that is some A+ 💩 🏠 ery
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Kim Mulkey knocked out like this? SeinfeldEatingPopcorn dot gif
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Justin Horneker @hornekerjustin.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Marcel Hartel, what have you done? #allforcity
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OptaJack @optajack.optajoe.com · 21/03/2026
2 - On Friday, @thornsfc.com became the first team in #NWSL history to outscore their opponent by multiple goals while playing with at least one fewer player(s). Rose.
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The US is going to win the World Cup on appeal aren't they?
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
That is the most hilarious ending I've ever seen to a soccer game. Timbers be Timber-ing
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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a man in a white shirt and tie is holding a cup and making a surprised face
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is holding a cup and making a surprised face
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Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
#Smoke ##BAONPDX
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