Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oldest player in Bears history to score a rushing touchdown. Let's go! 030
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Great history from @greenitcolor.bsky.social 090
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026All time regular season hat tricks in #RCTID history John Bain John Bain Ron Futcher Mark Baena McKinley Tennyson Byron Alvarez Alan Gordon Byron Alvarez Alan Gordon Dan Antoniuk David Hague Vincent Janssen 13516
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Tonight is the first Timbers hat trick in league play since David Hague on July 15, 2007 vs Cal Victory #RCTID 23612
Reposted by Mike DonovanRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026clock at zero, ball still not touched (hard to make out, I get it) 2853497
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It has been a joke for years that Clive Charles is not in the US Soccer Hall of Fame. But it is beyond time to #ElectClive 0115
Reposted by Mike DonovanTom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Kevin Kelsy will travel to formalize final details + undergo medical and complete his $13m move to Rangers once he receives his visa Portland will be active in final week of window but can use up to four U-22 slots by the winter and will be very agressive on that front 2421
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What do you do at work? Oh, you know, just find old newspaper articles about pro baseball players jumping into the stands to retrieve a ball and it ending with a gun being brandished (Shoutout Newspapers.com and the 1894 Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) 260
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Unless something has changed in the Laws of the Game (always possible), this is an auto red card when done by a manager. The Casey Stoney Rule. 070
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Sophie Cunningham just got Kurt Rambis'd and it's only the first quarter. 050
Reposted by Mike DonovanNicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Imagine telling your friends you scored this goal in Estadio Azteca against Mexico. 03710
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Timbers matches with 5+ goals in all competitions by manager in MLS era - John Spencer 0 (54 total matches) Gavin Wilkinson 0 (17) Caleb Porter 5 (202) Giovanni Savarese 6 (216) Miles Joseph 0 (10) Phil Neville 1 (95) Jack Cassidy 2 (5) #RCTID 1485
Reposted by Mike DonovanCharles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The imbalance in the 'touches in the opposition's penalty box' is now up to 55-3 as the match reaches injury time. Absurd. Toluca are ferocious. 1222
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026First time trying and got this. Might be one and done. 000
Reposted by Mike DonovanRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comMonkeys Paw GrabsALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs 151224
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Janssen is the same age (32) when signing with the Timbers as the most famous Dutch player in #RCTID history - Rob Rensenbrink 2140
Reposted by Mike DonovanTom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 27/07/2026🇳🇱🟢 BREAKING: The Portland Timbers to sign Dutch forward Vincent Jannsen, per sources Jannsen, 32, won't be a DP. Joins as a free agent after leaving Royal Antwerp this summer. Was captain & had 13g/7a last season Former Tottenham, Monterrey forward www.nytimes.com/athletic/747...nytimes.comPortland Timbers to sign Dutch, ex-Tottenham forward Vincent Janssen: Sources (Gift Article)Janssen will take the place of Felipe Mora, who is departing for Liga MX after scoring two goals in his club farewell 51017
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026static.klipy.comOprah Winfrey: Well So I'm DoneALT: Oprah Winfrey: Well So I'm Done 2170
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Major Fanendo Adi to Cincinnati vibes. (Bets Mora to score winner late tomorrow) 0120
Reposted by Mike DonovanTom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Portland Timbers conducted a deep and thorough search that lands on Marti Cifuentes. Other two finalists, per sources: - Thomas Christiansen, Panama head coach - Josh Wolff, former Austin FC head Spoke with Jim Curtin (as I previously reported) too among many others. 37211
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026static.klipy.comEffin' A, Cotton! Dodgeball MemeALT: Effin' A, Cotton! Dodgeball Meme 060
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026One of the best goals I've ever seen in person. 090
Reposted by Mike Donovancata @catabush.com · 25/06/2026This is such a cynical view of data's use in the game. Like, yeah, momentum can confirm what you already know or describe what you missed, but this argues that is... a bad thing? The argument is that momentum is a tool for ads, a reflection of the AI-ification of the industry. But that's just wrong. 98214
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Timber scores a goal in the World Cup. Incredible 0252
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Great piece right here from the excellent @jeffrueter.bsky.social 2271
Reposted by Mike DonovanTom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 18/06/2026🇦🇺 BREAKING: Melbourne Victory will name Gio Savarese as head coach, per sources. Melbourne Victory is led by Juan Mata and qualified for AFC Champions League Two this season. Savarese reached two MLS Cup finals and won MLS is Back Tournament with Portland Timbers. 51459
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026static.klipy.comStevie Budd: I Can't Think Of Anything WorseALT: Stevie Budd: I Can't Think Of Anything Worse 010
Reposted by Mike DonovanRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026With her performance in today’s World Cup Opening Ceremony, Shakira has officially appeared at four World Cups, tying her with Maradona, Neymar, and Pele, among others 322077415
Reposted by Mike DonovanRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Mariska doing a matinee and a 7 pm performance of her one-woman Broadway show and then watching the greatest comeback in Finals history actually looks like the Jordan flu game 323882544
Reposted by Mike DonovanElla Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Lots of good USMNT commentary out there today (they played well!) but not enough talk about their World Cup Pre-Match Top that says Pre-Match Top 2940752
Reposted by Mike DonovanOptaAce @optaace.optajoe.com · 30/05/20266 - Six players ranked outside the ATP top 50 have reached the Men's Singles R16 at Roland Garros this year – the most at a single Grand Slam event since the ATP rankings were first published in 1973. Upside-down. #RolandGarros | @rolandgarros.com 093
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is saying " you got my attention "ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " you got my attention " 000
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 19/04/202610+ years ago, mls dot com player pages were the best place to find game logs and to track stats for me as a stat nerd. Unusable these days. 050
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026media.tenor.coma man wearing a blue sweater is sitting in front of a window .ALT: a man wearing a blue sweater is sitting in front of a window . 020
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Do you think anyone at the NYT has heard of Betteridge's law? 120
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Full surrender cobra circle from Thomas Hill in 1992 to the Duke bench after the three goes down today. 010
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Kim Mulkey knocked out like this? SeinfeldEatingPopcorn dot gif 050
Reposted by Mike DonovanJustin Horneker @hornekerjustin.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Marcel Hartel, what have you done? #allforcity 27317
Reposted by Mike DonovanOptaJack @optajack.optajoe.com · 21/03/20262 - On Friday, @thornsfc.com became the first team in #NWSL history to outscore their opponent by multiple goals while playing with at least one fewer player(s). Rose. 14013
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 17/03/2026The US is going to win the World Cup on appeal aren't they? 052
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 15/03/2026That is the most hilarious ending I've ever seen to a soccer game. Timbers be Timber-ing 1140
Mike Donovan @themikedonovan.bsky.social · 08/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt and tie is holding a cup and making a surprised faceALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is holding a cup and making a surprised face 060