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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

@themfnking.bsky.social
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I'm just an idiot. Also, I'm invisible. An invisible idiot. 私はただ、マリファナを栽培したり吸ったり、ソフトウェアを開発したりするのが好きな普通の男です。英語は私の母国語です。私は日本語を勉強しています。 callup.luffa.im/c/2AtwNdogXqk/17339…

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Soooo…a kike church in Michigan was attacked today? Oh well…FUCK Israel!
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I support regime change…. In the USA! @whitehouse-47.bsky.social 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕 🖕 #FuckTrump!
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Once Democrats have more power, they need to tax the rich at no less than 75%. Let them know the real price of buying elections and politicians will eventually hurt, hard
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Made my day
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Why does everybody's energy costs go up because of data centers? That is remarkably unfair. They should pay their WHOLE bill, not spread out the cost to everybody
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Ew why does she look like that? - me, talking about Erika Kirk
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Here's a hot take: Congress needs to pass legislation that requires all military aged children of millionaires and billionaires to serve a mandatory minimum of 4 years in the armed services! Let's see how many undisciplined, spoiled brats end up running things then!
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The Bondi Beach incident highlights the importance of banning all religion worldwide
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
If seven deadly sins were a person
Image of Donald Trump with a mean face and the caption "if seven deadly sins were a person"
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Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Karoline Leavitt - "You're either a U.S. citizen or not. You can't be a U.S. citizen and a citizen of another country.         

Therealvaleriela  replies - Melania and Barron have Slovenian citizenship; let's deport them!
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Tub & Blue: thegoldenbros
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Let it snow
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The view out my back door right now. And the view inside. It's a crazy world lately, but this moment is pretty perfect.
View of the outdoors with about 6 inches of snow blanketing everythingA warm, toasty, cozy fire in a fireplace
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
If you aren't roasting your own coffee at home, do you even love coffee?
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
What is it you cunt face?
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I didn't call home this Thanksgiving and my mom messaged today wondering why. How do I tell her it's because she voted for a rapist, is why?
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Ariana Grande really became very bulimic, hasn't she? Goddamn, bitch, eat some food and don't throw it up already! You nasty looking now
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I have been railing against social media's harmful mental health effects for YEARS and nobody took me seriously. To this day, I have a very strict "no social media" policy for my kids in my house. Now it's starting to become more main stream www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
unusual_whales - REAKING: Tulsi Gabbard announces she has officially referred Barack Obama to the DOJ for criminal prosecution     

@PanasonicDX4500 replies - if we keep talking about Epstein for like two more weeks I think think we we can get them to wheel the aliens out of Area 51
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/11/2025
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Bluesky is the place to go post things you don't want anybody to see (because nobody, NOBODY will see it)
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Good Morning
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Morning.
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Bitch, your skin burns super easily and you're like 10 times more susceptible to cancer just from being outside too long. Go ahead and tell me how you're "superior" because you're white
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Ariana Grande looks disgusting now. OMG, fucking eat something, bitch
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Check out my design on TeePublic www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8361...
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I don't always smoke weed by designs-by-gene
This design is a play on the "I don't always..." meme for lovers of weed
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Good Morning
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Mike Johnson looks like every single closeted homosexual Christian that ever existed all at once in one person
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I could watch this over and over all day
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Winsome Earle-Sears be like
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Somebody take Winsome Earle-Sears to the burn ward. That shit has to hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This is a public service announcement: Everybody needs to put aside their sympathy for Dick Cheney and remember the incredible piece of shit, war criminal he was
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
How soon is too soon to celebrate christmas? If it's more than 2 weeks until christmas, then it's too fucking soon
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I don't normally steal because, you know, I'm not complete shit. But this is the year that has PUSHED me to really take every fucking thing I can
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
If I go to the dentist and I see a white hygienist, I'm like "boy, I hope they're qualified" because you KNOW they STOLE that job from a Black person who is much, much smarter
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Christianity is the sword the right is using to slit the throat of America.
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Christianity is not compatible with Western civilization
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
America has freedom of religion, of course, but we should be frank: large dedicated christian areas are a threat to America.
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The American Republican party hates this country. They wanna see it collapse. They love it when America becomes more white
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
America was at its peak when we increased immigration for 40 years (1880 - 1920) and we increased our foreign-born percentage to its highest level ever. We should be unafraid to do that.
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
We need to have a Nuremberg-style trial for every white male christian. We need it immediately
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Reject masculism, submit to your wife, guys. You are not in charge
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Prove me wrong
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
You do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a black person's slot to go be taken somewhat seriously.
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt @themfnking.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
If we would have said that Tucker Carlson & George W. Bush & Lindsey Graham & Brett Kavanaugh were affirmative action picks, we would have been called racists. Now they’re coming out and they’re saying it for us
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